Immortal Tim Drake - Tumblr Posts

At it again with: Immortal Tim!!

Jason breaks in Tim's apartment after the failed last attempt.

"You barge into my house,"

"Not your house, its an apartment at best."

"While I'm making lasagna,"

"Microwaved lasagna."

"And decide it would be a good idea to SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD AND SPLATTER MY BLOOD ON THE CEILING?"

"I wanted to check."

"Check what?!"

"If you could die. I was obviously wrong."

"My lasagna has more blood than sauce, you bitch."

"Well, are you hungry now?"

"No! Because of you, I'm not hungry anymore."

"You're welcome."

"I wish you stayed dead, pretender."

"Pretender?? You stole my name. Twice."

"And you stole my gimick. My brand, if you will."

"What, is 'not dying' copyrighted?"

"Reviving is. Specifically without any outside help."

"So you gonna sue me?"

"Yes, for atrocious life choices. Unless you want to clean my ceiling."

"Nah, I'm good."

"GET BACK HERE!! IM PAINTING YOUR BIKE PINK!"

"Lalalala, I can't hear you."