When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 1

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 1

Me: so he was- wait Twitter is calling

Friend: srsly?

Me: shhh //runs hand down face

Friend: dhehflghatfj! //swats my hand away

Me: OMG

Friend: what???

Me: NOT AGAIN WHY

Friend: are you okay???

Me: WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME

Friend: wtf is wrong with you?

Me: they're promoting ANOTHER song?

Friend: who?

Me: it's been a month! Do they not rest

Friend: it's Koreans isn't it

Me: first "I Need U" and now "Sick" I just can't

Friend: yeah it's Koreans

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Me: why

Friend: what

Me: wwwhhhyyyy

Friend: what

Me: WHy

Friend: WHAT

Me: Teen Top

Friend: oh come on

Me: they just...

Friend: can we talk about more interesting things?

Me: they cAN't be promoting at the same time as Bangtan

Friend: what is it a law or something

Me: my feels will die

Friend: omg

Me: they're gonna fly away

Friend: the heck

Me: and NEvEr cOMe baCK

Friend: you'll be fine

Me: WILL I?!

Friend: geez calm down

Me: I CAN'T bE caLm rIGhT nOw

Friend: just shut up and eat ice cream or something

-hours later-

Me: wait

Friend: wtf what now

Me: it's Twitter agai- HOLY- WHAT

Friend: ???

Me: TEASER PHOTOS

Friend: teaser photos?

Me: THEY ALREADY ARE POSTING THEM- WHY RAPMON

Friend: "Rap Mon"? Wtf?

Me: //incoherent sobbing

Friend: oookkkkkaaaayyyy... //goes to get food

-one day later-

Phone: *ding*!

Friend: don't you dare

Me: but it's-

Friend: no

Me: but they-

Friend: no

Me: THIS IS IMPOR-

Friend: NO

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: *grabs phone anyway*

Friend: gtfo

Me: Omg...

Friend:

Me: this picture

Friend:

Me: his hair is BLONDE

Friend: what

Me: it's BLONDE! DO YOu sEE tHIs?!?

Friend: what

Me: it is /BLONDE/

Friend: okay stfu I get it

Me: he had BLACK HAIR the other day!

Friend: don't they dye their hair all the time?

Me: HE LIED HOW DAre hE

Friend: okay calm down

Me: he had HIS haIR SPrayED

Friend: shut-

Me: to look freaking black

Friend: -up

Me: ANd IT Was BlONDe

Friend: shut up-

Me: THE WHOLe tiME

Friend: OKAY calm tf down

Me: I Can'T CaLM DOwn

Friend: yes you can or you're leaving

Me: fine

Friend: good

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: but it's BLOndE

Friend: leave

-Admin Jinnie

When Bangtan tries to clean the dorm...

Jin: Okay, first off, RapMon, don't touch anything-

RapMon: *breaks the chair he's sitting in* hah, got it.

Jin: *facepalms* Moving on, Jimin and Jungkook, you guys clean the bathrooms.

Jungkook: Can't I go with Taehyung Hyung instead?

Jimin: *REJECTED*

Jin: Why??

Jungkook: Last time I was cleaning the bathrooms with Jimin Hyung, things got weird.

Jimin: Aniya! Nothing weird happened!

Jin: Just go clean the bathrooms. It's not like he's gonna do anything to you.

Jungkook: *groans and heads to the bathroom with a happy Jimin behind him*

Jin: Taehyung, you and Hoseok clean the bedroom and gather up the laundry.

Hoseok: Laundry duty again?

Taehyung: *giggles* he said duty...

Jin: Don't complain! It's better than cleaning the bathroom, isn't it?

Hoseok: But Yoongi Hyung and Namjoon don't have to do anything?

Yoongi: *with his eyes closed* disturb my nap and I'll kill you.

Jin: He'll do something eventually, but I don't think any of us want to-

*CRASH*

RapMon: Oops...

Everyone: *looks to the broken dishes on the floor*

Jin: *sighs* Namjoon, you go do the laundry. Clothes are harder to ruin.

Hoseok: Then what do we do?

Jin: Just clean up the bedroom a bit and organize things. After you finish, come help Yoongi with the dishes he'll be doing when he wakes up.

Yoongi: I'm not doing the dishes.

Jin: Oh yes you are, you hardly ever clean the dorm, and we're all sick of you being lazy.

Yoongi: Well, I'm sick of you bossing me around.

Hoseok: Yoongi Hyung, just do what he says.

Yoongi: *mumbles and gets up to start on the dishes*

Taehyung: Then what are you doing, Jin Hyung?

Jin: I'm gonna head to the store and then vacuum when I get back. The house better be in one piece.

Taehyung: *giggles* he said One Piece...

Hoseok: Neh, Hyung! I'll make sure everything is okay-

*RRRIIIIPPPP*

RapMon: Oops... *walks into the living room with a shirt torn in half*

Taehyung: *cries and runs to the shirt RapMon's holding* GEORGE!

Jin: *facepalms* Maybe I shouldn't leave...

Hoseok: No, I got this, Hyung! I'm good at being a leader-

Jungkook: Jimin Hyung! That's Yoongi Hyung's toothbrush!

Yoongi: *yells* What did you do to my toothbrush, Jimin?!

Jungkook: He dropped it in the to-

Jimin: Sink! It's in the sink!

Jin: Aish...

Yoongi: Add "toothbrush" to your grocery list, Hyung.

Jin: I think someone else should go. I don't think-

Hoseok: No! I can be in charge! I know how to be a good leader!

RapMon: Why can't I be in charge? I'm literally the leader.

Everyone: Because you break everything!

RapMon: Right... *mumbles curses at the others as he turns back to do the laundry while Taehyung pulls all of his laundry away from him*

Jin: Fine... I'll go to the store. I'll be back in thirty minutes; maybe less.

-20 minutes later-

Jin: *opens the door to the dorm to see Jimin soaking wet, Jungkook laughing at Jimin, Taehyung crying over his torn laundry all over the floor, Rapmon shoving torn clothes into the washing machine, Yoongi sleeping on the kitchen island, and Hoseok no where to be seen.*

Jin: What happened???

Everyone: *shuts up and looks at Jin*

Jungkook: Uhh...

Taehyung: *cries as he tries to throw his clothes back together* My clothes are RUINED!

Jimin: The toilet totally did NOT explode on me...

RapMon: and we totally did not throw Hoseok in the closet.

Jin: What the- why?!

Yoongi: *mumbling* because he wouldn't shut up

Hoseok: *muffled noises from the bedroom closet*

Jin: I am never leaving you guys alone to clean ever again...

Yoongi: But you got my tooth brush, right?

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 4

Person: um

Friend: what?

Person: is she okay?

Friend: who? Her? Yeah

Person: she looks like she's about to explode

Me: //peaks back at phone but then slams it back down on the table

Friend: she probably is

Person: and you're fine with that?

Friend: she does this every day

Me: //tries to look again but then throws phone across the room

Person: the heck?! She throws her phone like that everyday?

Friend: yep. I'm surprised it hasn't broken yet

Person: ...she might need therapy...

Friend: ...WAIT NO-!

Me: ~I NEED THERAPY~

Friend: Look at what you've done

Me: ~LA LA LA LA LA~

Person: the heck is going on?

Friend: she's-

Me: ~THERAPY~

Friend: -Trying to sing-

Me: ~I NEED THERAPY~

Friend: -to a song-

Me: ~LALAlALALa THERAPY~

Friend: -that YOU just reminded her of

Me: ~Tto gidarineun nan~

Person: the heck? Is that another language?

Me: ~dachil junbiga dwae isseo~~

Friend: it's Korean

Person: ...okay...

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Me: this story I'm reading is so cute!

Friend: is it romance?!

Me: yes~

Friend: omg I wanna read it-

Me: //locks phone and throws it out the nearest window as a car runs over it

Friend: wtf?

Me: oops now you can't read it

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Me: //looking at picture of bias

Friend: ohh she's pretty

Me: I hope you burn to death

Friend: ?!?

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Friend: omg my phone is about to die

Me: aww that sucks

Friend: yeah... I need to text my mom and tell her that

Me: okay //goes back to reading

Friend: ...yeah, I need to text her and tell her my phone's dead.

Me: have fun //still reading

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: this is when you say, "here, use my phone"

Me: what? No. Use your own phone

Friend: omg ITS DEAD

Me: oh. Why didn't you tell me?

Friend: //facepalms

Me: sorry, you should've said so

Friend: whatever, can I please see your phone now?

Me: //freezes and looks down at fanfiction

Me: uhhh...

Friend: what?

Me: I'll just text her for you, what's her number?

Friend: just give it to me.

Me: //closes out of fanfiction and hands over phone

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: wtf? My mom's contact is in Korean?

Me: ohhh... Hahahhhh yeah...

Friend: why?

Me: cause all of my contacts are

Friend: why????

Me: why not?

Friend:

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Friend: omg smut

Me: WHAT

Friend: THATS WHAT YOU WERE READING?

Me: WHAT NO

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Friend: why is your phone full of pictures of Asians?

Me: wtf how did get that //grabs it and runs away

Friend: 3,000 photos of Asians? Really...?

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 5

Me: //has earphones in

Friend: omg you're listening to Koreans AGAIN?

Me: wtf who said I was listening to K-Pop?

Friend: you don't listen to anything else

Me: that's not true. I have English music on here.

Friend: okay, how many English songs are on your phone

Me: well-

Friend: -and English versions of Korean songs don't count

Me: I-

Friend: -neither do covers of English songs

Me: ...

Friend: well?

Me: hold on let me count

Friend: ok-

Me: done

Friend: already?

Me: I have a total of 11

Friend: 11?

Me: yes

Friend: and...?

Me: They're those U2 songs that iTunes gave out for free

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: those count, right?

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Friend: //looking through my laptop

Friend: omg what

Me: what

Friend: "Kpop Dance Tutorial"??

Me: OMG WAIT

Friend: you were looking up-

Me: shhhh giVE It bACk

-Admin Jinnie

Omg 1 away from 100, and this blog has been active for less than a week!

I can’t tell you how happy I am right now; I can’t believe it happened so fast!

I appreciate all of the notes this blog is getting in the short about of time that it’s been up, and I hope everyone continues enjoying our scenarios ^^

~Thank you~ -Admin Jinnie

How K-Pop Ruins Life Pt 2

(I used 'person' to represent your kpop fan friend whether it be friend, sister, cousin, or someone, and if you don't have one feel free to talk to me~)

Me: So I was going through my closet the other day looking for something to wear

Person: yeah?

Me: and in my head, I was like "omg I'll wear this TOP-..."

Person: omg

Me: So I started thinking, "You know what, the next K-Idol might as well be named 'shirt'."

Person: for real, though. Every time someone says something about Bacon, I have to remember that they're not talking about Baekhyun...

Me: I know!

Person: I also saw people selling sugar-cookies and they asked me if i wanted some... I made a complete fool of myself...

Me: please don't tel me you said something about Suga and Kookie...

Person: hahahhhh

Me: Oh and I heard someone telling someone else to zoom in on something and I looked around everywhere for XuiMin, until I realized...

Person: *sighs*

Me: I know.

Person: ...my dad was showing me a video of the behind the scenes to a movie and I thought the BTS in the title stood for Bangtan...

Me: omg I think that every time I see "BTS" in a video title

Person: yeah

Me: So moving on to songs ruining my life

Person: oh gosh there are so many

Me: For starters, SHINee's new song, View

Person: oooooommmmmmmmggggggggg YES

Me: One person says "view" and I bust out in song like "Neomu areumdaun-daun-daun-daun view"!!!

Person: speaking of SHINee, Replay is another one that ruins me

Me: truth. So much truth

Person: adding to the list, 'Ready or Not' and 'Forever or Never'

Me: I can relate to Ready or Not

Person: okay let's pause there because this is gold for another post

Me: okay

Person: so EXO

Me: oh gosh

Person: History, Overdose, and Mama

Me: Don't forget Thunder, Growl, Heart Attack, Wolf, Run-

Person: you know what this one has enough for a post in itself, too

Me: shhh stop breaking the fourth wall

-Admins Jinnie and Jongie