When Bangtan Tries To Clean The Dorm...

When Bangtan tries to clean the dorm...

Jin: Okay, first off, RapMon, don't touch anything-

RapMon: *breaks the chair he's sitting in* hah, got it.

Jin: *facepalms* Moving on, Jimin and Jungkook, you guys clean the bathrooms.

Jungkook: Can't I go with Taehyung Hyung instead?

Jimin: *REJECTED*

Jin: Why??

Jungkook: Last time I was cleaning the bathrooms with Jimin Hyung, things got weird.

Jimin: Aniya! Nothing weird happened!

Jin: Just go clean the bathrooms. It's not like he's gonna do anything to you.

Jungkook: *groans and heads to the bathroom with a happy Jimin behind him*

Jin: Taehyung, you and Hoseok clean the bedroom and gather up the laundry.

Hoseok: Laundry duty again?

Taehyung: *giggles* he said duty...

Jin: Don't complain! It's better than cleaning the bathroom, isn't it?

Hoseok: But Yoongi Hyung and Namjoon don't have to do anything?

Yoongi: *with his eyes closed* disturb my nap and I'll kill you.

Jin: He'll do something eventually, but I don't think any of us want to-

*CRASH*

RapMon: Oops...

Everyone: *looks to the broken dishes on the floor*

Jin: *sighs* Namjoon, you go do the laundry. Clothes are harder to ruin.

Hoseok: Then what do we do?

Jin: Just clean up the bedroom a bit and organize things. After you finish, come help Yoongi with the dishes he'll be doing when he wakes up.

Yoongi: I'm not doing the dishes.

Jin: Oh yes you are, you hardly ever clean the dorm, and we're all sick of you being lazy.

Yoongi: Well, I'm sick of you bossing me around.

Hoseok: Yoongi Hyung, just do what he says.

Yoongi: *mumbles and gets up to start on the dishes*

Taehyung: Then what are you doing, Jin Hyung?

Jin: I'm gonna head to the store and then vacuum when I get back. The house better be in one piece.

Taehyung: *giggles* he said One Piece...

Hoseok: Neh, Hyung! I'll make sure everything is okay-

*RRRIIIIPPPP*

RapMon: Oops... *walks into the living room with a shirt torn in half*

Taehyung: *cries and runs to the shirt RapMon's holding* GEORGE!

Jin: *facepalms* Maybe I shouldn't leave...

Hoseok: No, I got this, Hyung! I'm good at being a leader-

Jungkook: Jimin Hyung! That's Yoongi Hyung's toothbrush!

Yoongi: *yells* What did you do to my toothbrush, Jimin?!

Jungkook: He dropped it in the to-

Jimin: Sink! It's in the sink!

Jin: Aish...

Yoongi: Add "toothbrush" to your grocery list, Hyung.

Jin: I think someone else should go. I don't think-

Hoseok: No! I can be in charge! I know how to be a good leader!

RapMon: Why can't I be in charge? I'm literally the leader.

Everyone: Because you break everything!

RapMon: Right... *mumbles curses at the others as he turns back to do the laundry while Taehyung pulls all of his laundry away from him*

Jin: Fine... I'll go to the store. I'll be back in thirty minutes; maybe less.

-20 minutes later-

Jin: *opens the door to the dorm to see Jimin soaking wet, Jungkook laughing at Jimin, Taehyung crying over his torn laundry all over the floor, Rapmon shoving torn clothes into the washing machine, Yoongi sleeping on the kitchen island, and Hoseok no where to be seen.*

Jin: What happened???

Everyone: *shuts up and looks at Jin*

Jungkook: Uhh...

Taehyung: *cries as he tries to throw his clothes back together* My clothes are RUINED!

Jimin: The toilet totally did NOT explode on me...

RapMon: and we totally did not throw Hoseok in the closet.

Jin: What the- why?!

Yoongi: *mumbling* because he wouldn't shut up

Hoseok: *muffled noises from the bedroom closet*

Jin: I am never leaving you guys alone to clean ever again...

Yoongi: But you got my tooth brush, right?

-Admin Jinnie

When BTS goes to the movies Pt 1

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 Taehyung: I’m bbboooooorrrrreeeeddddd Hoseok: Me tooooooooooooooooooo Yoongi: omg shut up Jungkook: You’ve been whining for the past thirty minutes Jimin: I’m actually kinda bored, too... Yoongi: omg then just go do the Kylie Jenner Challenge with a vacuum cleaner Taehyung: I’ve already tried that Seokjin: wait- what? Yoongi: //facepalm Seokjin: that’s dangerous, Taehyung; don’t do dangerous things like that Taehyung: yes eomma Namjoon: come on guys, those three are right. We have all been given wonderful gifts called life and we need to live them to the fullest. Laying around like bums isn’t gonna do anything for us, so we need to get out and change the world by using our gifts! Yoongi: I’m gonna use the oh so wonderful gift of sleep instead Jimin: did someone not get enough sleep last night? Yoongi: well, Jin Hyung was bugging me about my opinion of his hair all night and complimenting himself while Jungkook was vacuuming up fruit flies for the 100th time Seokjin: They were crucial questions, Yoongi! Jungkook: one time hyung. I vacuumed them one time Yoongi: and that was one time too many Taehyung: as much fun as it is watching this cat fight, I’m still bored Jimin: why don’t we go see that new movie that came out yesterday? Yoongi: no Jimin: well that was fast Hoseok: that’s the fastest Yoongi Hyung’s ever done something Yoongi: I told you guys that I wasn’t ever going to the movies with you again. Jungkook: but hyuunnnggggg Yoongi: I said no Namjoon: are you talking about the time I broke the aisle lights Seokjin: or the time he broke the urinal in the bathroom Jimin: or the time Taehyung set the popcorn on fire Yoongi: ... yes Jungkook: oh come on, you’re one to talk about fire hazards, hyung. Hoseok: yeah, Yoonji Hyung. You’re the one who set yourself on fire Yoongi: stop giving ARMYs feels, guys Jimin: just come to the movies with us, hyung Yoongi: no Seokjin: you’re coming with us whether you like it or not, Yoongi Yoongi: you too, hyung? Why does everyone else want to go? Jungkook: because we’re all bored Namjoon: and we need to use our beautiful lives for good and not for bad, hyung Yoongi: fine, but I’m sleeping during the movie. V-Hope: yay! Namjoon: I won’t break anything this time Jimin: yeah right Jungkook: I call the front seat~ Seokjin: kids can’t sit in the front, Kookie Jungkook: I’m 18 hyung stop treating me like a baby Taehyung: I wanna drive! Everyone: NO Yoongi: you don’t even have your license, Taehyung. Taehyung: so? I just wanted to try Seokjin: kids can’t drive anyway, Taehyung Taehyung: Hyung I’m 20 Jimin: can we just leave already omg I am so sorry for the vacuum thing that was just so random and slightly strange -Admins Jinnie and Jongie

How K-pop Ruins Life Pt 1

Friend: omg that cap looks so good on him!

Me: wait- what?

Friend: the guy in the cap over there

Me: CAP...?

Friend: yes, the things people wear on their head...

Me: OH, sorry, I misunderstood

Friend: uhm... okay?

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Friend: This top is so cute!

Me: TOP is more of sexy than cute

Friend: What. This top isn't sexy at all

Me: HOW DARE YOU, HE IS A SEX GOD

Friend: ...what.

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Me: omg can we make SugaKookies plz?

Friend: what. did you just say Suga c-

Me: no. I didn't

Friend: rrrriiiggghhhtttt

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Friend: omg let me borrow your phone

Me: *wasn't listening* wait Baro?

Friend: let me borrow your phone

Me: oh

Friend: what'd you think I said-

Me: Nothing

-Admins Jinnie and Jongie

What happens when V and Jungkook get lost at the mall in America?

Jungkook: Hyung, you do know where we're going, right?

Taehyung: Are you saying you doubt my bathroom finding skills? Have you already forgotten my photoshoot with that toilet that one time?

Jungkook: You mean the time you fell off of that random toilet at that photoshoot?

Taehyung: My way sounds better... but yes.

Jungkook: So, how does that make you a master at finding bathrooms?

Taehyung: Because I have a history with them, Kookie.

Jungkook: Uh-... Hyung-

Taehyung: Speaking of bathrooms, I found one! *points in an exaggerated way*

Jungkook: Hyung, that's a woman's underwear store.

Taehyung: *blinks and tries to read the English sign* Well, I thought it said bathroom

Jungkook: I think it says "Victoria's Secret," cause I found some magazines like that in Yoongi Hyung's room.

Taehyung: Wait, you what?

Jungkook: I think that's the restroom, Hyung *points to a hall way*

Taehyung: What makes you think that that's a bathroom? There's no toilet and doors.

Jungkook: Not the hallway, down the hallway, Hyung.

Taehyung: How could you possibly know that there's a bathroom down that hall? I don't see one.

Jungkook: But the sign above the hallway says 'Restroom' in English.

Taehyung: Restroom? Do people sleep in there?

Jungkook: I don't think America is that weird, Hyung.

Taehyung: Well, I've seen some pretty weird things here, like that Ahjussi in those booty shorts.. *shivers*

Jungkook: *glares* I told you not to bring that up again!

Taehyung: Well, I still have to use the toilet, so I say we check this 'restroom' out.

-five minutes later-

Jungkook: I told you it was a bathroom.

Taehyung: I found it weird that there were absolutely no doors in there... I guess Americans are against privacy?

Jungkook: I don't think that's it, Hyung.

Taehyung: *sighs and stretches out his arms* Well, I think we should get back to the others, now.

Jungkook: Good idea...

...

Taehyung: Wait...

Jungkook: ...

Taehyung: ...

Jungkook: ...

Taehyung: ...

Jungkook: Hyung?

Taehyung: What?

Jungkook: Do you remember where we came from?

Taehyung: ...

Jungkook: ...

Taehyung: ...

Jungkook: ...

Taehyung: Of course! I have Bangtan senses, too! Don't doubt me, Kookie.

Jungkook: Right, sorry, Hyung.

Taehyung: So... We came from... that way! *points in an exaggerated way again*

Jungkook: Hyung, that's the underwear store again.

-Admin Jinnie

omg your scenarios are AMAZING tbh I was never a fan of such scenarios but omg yours are like aaaaahhh they're so amazing srsly and especially the ones about kpop fans like wow I can so relate to them. You are daebak❤️

omg thank you so much! I really appreciate the complements ^^I have so much fun writing them~ as for the kpop fan posts, I hope you continue enjoying them, because I have a ton more ideas for them! cx

Again, thank you for your kinda words~ You’re so sweet ^-^

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 7

-SHINee version pt 1 (songs)-

Me: are we there yet

Friend: no

Me: are we there yet

Friend: no

Me: are we-

Friend: NO.

Me: well when-

Friend: I'll tell you when we get to the destination

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~Nan gal su isseulkka~

Friend: no

Me: ~Naui Destination~

Friend: apparently using bigger vocabulary doesn't help with this situation

Me: nope.

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Friend: look at what I drew~

Me: wow, it looks really good

Friend: I know, I made it really colorful to give it a cartoon feel

Me: ...cool~

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~You make my life Colorful~

Friend: why do I still talk to you

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Friend: can you put that song on replay, plz?

Me: ~Noona Neomu Yeppeo~

Friend: what

Me: ~Michyeo~

Friend: wait

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: no

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: no

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: I meant to say repeat omg

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Friend: nooo

Me: what?

Friend: my little brother is showing symptoms of a cold

Me: symptoms

Friend: yes- wait

Me:

Friend: he's showing signs of it not symp-

Me: ~UIMIL AL SU EOMNEUN MUGWANSIMHAN NE PYOJEONG~

Friend: why are you like this

Me: ~SUMI SUMI SUMI MEOMCHWO~

Friend: why

Me: ~CHAGAUN NUNBICHE PAEIN NAE~

Friend: plz stop

-Admin Jinnie