Tony: "theory" Is When You Know Everything And Nothing Works. "practice" Is When Everything Works But

tony: "theory" is when you know everything and nothing works. "practice" is when everything works but no one knows why. in our team, theory and practice are combined

tony, looking at a burning building: nothing works and no one knows why

natasha: sometimes i feel like i’m the smartest person here

natasha: and i’m always right

loki: someone take me out

mobius: like on a date?

loki: no, i meant—

mobius: *looks at them with hope*

loki: yeah, yeah, like on a date

interviewer to pepper: so what it's like to marry someone way, way, WAY out of your league?

tony, grabbing the mic: amazing. i never thought i would ever be this happy

joaquin: i’m gonna be honest, i feel like you don’t like me

bucky: i’ve told you multiple times that i don’t

bucky: my husband just texted me back “lmao” from the other room

bucky: i hear no laughing. no ass hitting the floor

bucky: i’ve married a laugh liar