Loki 2021 - Tumblr Posts
/ loki virgo /
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/ loki capricorn /
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/ loki libra /
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loki: so… hypothetically, how do i make a date more interesting?
sylvie: act mysterious
loki: got it, thanks
*later*
mobius: so, where are we going?
loki: none of your fucking business
B-15: okay, you two are on jack-o-lantern duty
mobius: i’ll pick out the pumpkin!
loki: and i’ll stab it!
B-15:
mobius:
loki: i mean carve it
loki: why is it so hard for you to believe me?
mobius:
loki: oh, right. the lying
mobius: wow great work on the halloween decorations! where did you get the fake skeletons?
loki: fake?
loki: believe it or not, i’m bi!
sylvie: yeah, all bi yourself
loki: why are you squeezing me with your body?
mobius, sighing: it’s a hug, loki. we’re hugging
loki at any given moment in his life: how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions
sylvie: here's a fun christmas idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!
mobius: sylvie, no
loki: mistlefoe
mobius: stop encouraging her
loki: sorry i told you about my trauma, do you still think i'm hot?
mobius:
[skipping stones]
mobius: this is nice
loki, whispering: take that you fucking lake
loki: okay, yes, i may be evil and morally corrupt but i’m also incredibly beautiful and i think that makes up for it honestly
mobius: will you please apologize to sylvie?
loki: fine, but i have to warn you, this might make me a better, more mature person and that is not who you fell in love with
loki: someone take me out
mobius: like on a date?
loki: no, i meant—
mobius: *looks at them with hope*
loki: yeah, yeah, like on a date
loki: i would walk through fire for my family
loki: well, not FIRE because that’s dangerous but a super humid room
loki: but not TOO humid because my hair
loki: they died of natural causes
mobius: they were stabbed multiple times
loki: well it’s natural to die after that
loki: i swing both ways
loki: violently
loki: with a dagger
loki: come get some, motherfuckers
loki about mobius: this is crazy, but i’m having feelings again. like some kind of 14-year-old kid or something. you remember feelings, right?
thor: yes, i have them every day of my life
loki: you do?
thor: are you saying you don’t have feelings?