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idk what kind of brain worms i got to cook this up
If you find draining the fat off of ground meat to be annoying just cook it in one of those sauce pans with a strainer lid.

These things. They don’t just work for pasta.
Also don’t pour your fat down the sink. Pour it into a can or something.
Gender: Girlboss
I hate when people make the place they were born their whole personality . Like, we get it, youre American, stop shooting at me .
I hate when people make the place they were born their whole personality . Like, we get it, youre American, stop shooting at me .
" The grass is greener where you water it. "
; just heard this quote and like,, um okay. Way to break my mind, destroy my thought process and make me rethink everything ?? Thanks for that ?? /pos
; wouldn't life be so much easier if we could all socialize like Sims.
mobius: will you please apologize to sylvie?
loki: fine, but i have to warn you, this might make me a better, more mature person and that is not who you fell in love with
loki about mobius: this is crazy, but i’m having feelings again. like some kind of 14-year-old kid or something. you remember feelings, right?
thor: yes, i have them every day of my life
loki: you do?
thor: are you saying you don’t have feelings?
happy: if a stranger came up to you and said "i'm your dad's friend, he told me to pick you up" what would you say?
peter: i'd say "you're lying, my dad doesn't have any friends!"
tony: