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Okay, but real talk though after I saw “Zootopia”.

Gazelle’s shirtless and beefcake tiger backup dancers wearing those slashed-and-sequined leather shorts are probably the hottest animal dudes I’ve seen since Adult Simba from “The Lion King”. Like damn, they’re even serving some Blue Steel face and Magic Mike dance moves realness.

And this is coming from a guy who also has a massive crush on a SENTIENT ALIEN TREE from “Guardians of the Galaxy”.

Move over, Katy Perry’s SuperBowl sharks: Gazelle’s tiger backup dancers from “Zootopia” are slaying it way harder with their slick moves, piercing looks, glittered fur, and tight sequined black leather booty shorts.

Gazelle is very popular in the world of Zootopia. She’s so important to the other animals because she’s very socially-minded and is all about acceptance and equality for all. (x)

Okay, first of all, Zootopia’s open-air stadium where Gazelle staged her show during the closing credits looks insanely amazing. It’s like if Las Vegas and Dubai decided to have a bastard love child who wants to mount a massive event that is a cross between a Super Bowl halftime show and a Summer Olympics opening ceremony on steroids. I especially loved the little details of the venue like the big acacia trees on the sides as well as the lily/lotus pads on the water surrounding the LED-covered main stage. 

And goddammit, even in the wide tracking shots of Gazelle’s fabulous concert performance, you can still notice her swole-as-fuck shirtless beefcake tiger backup dancers looking so damn fine and fiercely working the shit out of that “Try Everything” choreography. And you just know that some (if not most) of the Zootopians in the audience are recording those sexy dancing tigers with their smartphones. I’m looking at you, Benjamin Clawhauser.

Put your goddamn paws up for the hot tiger dudes of Zootopia, whether they be ordinary civilians, big cats in uniform, or shirtless backup dancers for a major pop star. Kinda wish they had white tigers for a bit of variety, but hey, I’ll take what I can get.

Also, I’m not the only one who thinks that there should totally be a hot tiger dude as a major supporting character in the possible Zootopia sequel, yeah? Because obviously...

“When I grow up, I’m going to be... a film composer!”

"With peace inside your eyes And love inside your heart The truth inside your mouth This is the way To make this world become heaven..." — Moony

Nick Wilde + SCS (shades, coffee, and sass)

Things I would have said to Officer Grizzoli (?) if I was that muzzled wolf being detained at ZPD Precinct 1:

"Oh, Officer Grizzoli! Is that your night stick, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Meowwww... You can lock me up in your litter box or handcuff me to your scratching post any time you want, Officer Grizzoli."

"I have the right to remain silent... Unless you want me to howl your name, Officer Grizzoli."

"Excuse me, Officer Grizzoli, but YOU should be the one under arrest for kidnapping my heart!"

"Anything I say can and will be used against you in a court of my bed, Officer Grizzoli."

"Listen, Officer Grizzoli, why don't we just go to my place for some little undercover work? If you know what I mean..."

"If being ridiculously hot was a crime, Officer Grizzoli, then you would be a goddamn criminal yourself!"