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Tiger dancer ^^

Things I would have said to Officer Grizzoli (?) if I was that muzzled wolf being detained at ZPD Precinct 1:

"Oh, Officer Grizzoli! Is that your night stick, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Meowwww... You can lock me up in your litter box or handcuff me to your scratching post any time you want, Officer Grizzoli."

"I have the right to remain silent... Unless you want me to howl your name, Officer Grizzoli."

"Excuse me, Officer Grizzoli, but YOU should be the one under arrest for kidnapping my heart!"

"Anything I say can and will be used against you in a court of my bed, Officer Grizzoli."

"Listen, Officer Grizzoli, why don't we just go to my place for some little undercover work? If you know what I mean..."

"If being ridiculously hot was a crime, Officer Grizzoli, then you would be a goddamn criminal yourself!"