Yup That's Me - Tumblr Posts
trans doms are allowed to use my ass btw. oh you want to deny my pussy? stretch and ruin my asshole? make me wear a tailplug while using my mouth? ok! *presents for you*
The Signs As Annoying Habits
Aries: talks too loud
Taurus: obnoxious pen clicker
Gemini: tells bad jokes
Cancer: ignores people 24/7
Leo: steals food
Virgo: never knows what's going on
Libra: plays music too loud & u can hear it through their headphones
Scorpio: singing all the time
Sagittarius: too clingy
Capricorn: constantly cracks their knuckles
Aquarius: always complaining
Pisces: always asking for pencils
girls be like “i literally cant do this anymore im at my limit” [continues to do this]
just an old thing
Me starting up a conversation which I practiced for weeks: *awkward, soo awkward, why the hell do I have to be so awkward* *okay I need to calm down.* *Yeah things seem normal.* *Time to say a hi* The body smells bad, you need to hid it. *wtf did I just say* *omgomgomgomgomgomg*
Them: What body?
Me: *shit* The dead body? *shit so awkward*
Them: Oh, okay.
Me: Great! *awkward intensifies* *runnnn*
Little miss has a problem with authority but likes being extremely submissive during sex
me, copy pasting the same joke on tumblr, 3 discord servers, 2 dms, and a group chat: I am doing amazing. I am doing fantastic. I am going to get a good grade in funny, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
what they don't tell you about being bilingual is that you won't be smarter and more eloquent in one language over the other. instead you get to be stupid twice.
Adauchi: so, do you have any pets?
Emalf, remembering that soft guys are attractive: I have a bat
Adauchi: What’s it’s name?
Emalf, remembering that tough guys are also attractive: Machine Gun
Makes a crittersona concept in my head
Doesn't explain
Lives with it until evening to draw it
Forgets