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2 years ago

Transphobes who say their pronouns are beep/boop or something else in their bio underestimate my willingness to adhere to those pronouns


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6 years ago

a list of current immortals

florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen

keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe

jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess

harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s 

lorde: 1920′s flapper era

hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE

john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would

paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s


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6 years ago

I never understood guys complaining about girls telling unclear stories or talking to much??

Like,,,

YOU FOOLS

If a girl talks a lot you are lucky enough and get to hear the sound of her beautiful voice longer

If a girl tells stories that are hard to follow you get to ask questions then listen to her get all excited about it and happy you actually listened

WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT


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