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no it's not fog, Peter just vapes
Transphobes who say their pronouns are beep/boop or something else in their bio underestimate my willingness to adhere to those pronouns

who are you people
hello lovely miss 100

a list of current immortals
florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen
keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe
jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess
harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s
lorde: 1920′s flapper era
hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE
john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would
paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s
I never understood guys complaining about girls telling unclear stories or talking to much??
Like,,,
YOU FOOLS
If a girl talks a lot you are lucky enough and get to hear the sound of her beautiful voice longer
If a girl tells stories that are hard to follow you get to ask questions then listen to her get all excited about it and happy you actually listened
WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT