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Let's just hope Sam doesn't fumble Lena as much as Sy fumbles Mary

Can't believe they added a Bloodborne character to the magnus protocol

I miss Colin so fucking much where the fuck is he is he dead what the fuck was he doing on the terminals what is this man cooking please jonny I need answers I swear to god I'm going to create a Colin tulpa and put him into the show myself

That "Bruh" sound effect should have been in the content warnings

Statement of Vlad Dracula, regarding his flow. Statement begins:

Im moving different, this shit ain't nothing to me, man.

I'm smoking that nasty, mint condition, Mr. Bonzo branded zaza.

I'm snorting that shit that got me looking like Michael Shelley.

I must be in a Lonely domain they forgot that I'm him.

Eating so much Puss they call me the avatar of The Flesh.

She ride my dick so good I'm calling her The Boneturner

How can I be gay? My vase is homophobic!

Looked at the sky and it was looking back at me. Then I got straight back to fucking.

I was flipping bricks for Jonah Magnus before yall even became a Type 1 civilisation.

Shorty's ass so tight I call her The Buried

Smoking so much cush I triggered The Unknowing

Statement Ends

I really hope the "who keeps taking Georgie's face?" Line isn't foreshadowing anything

I think Lena doesn't understand other people

y'all am I going crazy, did Lena call jack "it"??? is she just an asshole or is something go on there???

So this was already pointed out by others but the two murder victims we're killed from 3 days apart and found in locations that one would pass through if one was walking from Manchester to London.

[Error] seems to be making a beeline straight for the OIAR and I'm very concerned

Me after listeningto TMAGP 20: hah! Who would be that obsessed with views and likes? How shallow of Ink5oul!

Tumblr: Here's a timeline and graph of how little attention you got over the past week. Loser.

Me: ...

I like Ink5oul but they are not scary as a horror villain. Like you can't tell me the idea of Gwen being chased by goth influencer with a tattoo needle isn't comedy gold

I think The Entities are one of the funniest concepts as things that a fandom classify themselves as. Because instead of going "Here's my personality!" Or "Here's what I'd be like on a group project!" It's instead "Here's all of my deepest fears and insecurities :D"

And instead of just being part of a certain faction or school, your basically part of a cult that worships a particular aspect of the personification of human fear.

Fun for the whole family!

Omg it's the boneturner!

God the scene from the recent TMAGP episode where [Error] and Ink5oul are fighting over gwen like wolves with a peice of meat is so cool to me. I love the idea of Avatars reverting to predatory and animalistic tendencies

This is a PSA that not all tape recorders are friendly and that even if your tape recorder likes you it might not got on with people or other tape recorders. It is so so so important to teach them recall and keep them on a leash at all times when out on walks

We need a TMA platformer game where one of the enemy types are tape recorders with teeth that run around like chain chomps from mario

Prediction: The finale of TMAGP S1 will be a parallel to the finale of TMA Season 1. We had Jane prentiss attacking the institute with a horde of man eating worms. Now we're about to get [Error] attacking the the OIAR with a horde of man eating tape recorders

Praying for Colin to reach the "kissing boys" stage of his Jonathan Sims arc.

Ok I know everyone is freaking out over the most recent episode but honestly how funny would it have been if Celia said "Jonathan Sims and Alexander J. Newall"

Guys what are the chances Tim is a kayaking instructor in this universe?

Other funny/ironic roles the TMA cast could be involved in this universe

Sasha is a head Archivist

Julia Montauk is a True Crimes podcaster

Jared Hopsworth is an actual gardener

Jurgen Leitner is an author who's pretentious enough to put "From the Library of Jurgen Leitner"

Guys what are the chances Tim is a kayaking instructor in this universe?