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People who get sick from radiation exposure are faking it for attention, radiation is literally the divine light of creation and it nourishes those who are pure of spirit
It's wild that "men are wonderful and actually deserve love" has become controversial and cutting edge feminism but we gotta fight the radfems somehow.
Like, do they really not get that "men are all violent and dangerous" is the patriarchy talking, and that making women fear men benefits the patriarchy and harms feminism? Do they not get how they're upholding toxic masculinity?
I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted
I need to see a story about an all queer space pirate ship right now
What do you mean we just met and you feel an inexplicable cosmic connection between us? Wanna make out about it
growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess
when you die, all the processes in your body slow down and come to a halt before starting to decay. which means if you were to revive someone from the dead, necromancer-style, you'd potentially have to kickstart their entire system back up from a state of inertia. which means it almost certainly would not be pretty. i'm talking coughing up clots of blood, nauseatingly intense migraines and muscle cramps, and all the sensory overload that would come with firing up the body's engines from frozen cold to fully functioning all guns blazing in the matter of seconds it takes to cast a resurrection spell.
Pro-bending athletic Zuko can’t wait to battle the Boulder and kick his ass because he heard Sokka call him hot one time
I got a laptop with Windows 11 for an IT course so I can get certified, and doing the first time device set-up for it made me want to commit unspeakable violence
Windows 11 should not exist, no one should use it for any reason, it puts ads in the file explorer and has made it so file searches are also web searches and this cannot be turned off except through registry editing. Whoever is responsible for those decisions should be killed, full stop.
Switch to linux, it's free and it's good.
*trying to flirt with a guy* I dig your look. I'd love to see you tied to a tree and made to bear the wounds of St. Sebastian. Completely obliterated from every angle *remembers the social contract and gets nervous* Like, the jacket for example, where'd you get that
So uh.. I accidentally threw Sidon off of dueling peaks
First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time
been repeating this in my head all day
dnd paladin character concept: a knight raised alongside a magic user, who loves his friend, considers them family — but the magic user through a twist of fate ascends to godhood, vanishing from normal human life. so the knight swears fealty to the fledgling god so he can have some connection to them even still & the god who loves him dearly in return blesses him with gifts and divine powers as a way to reach back toward him, back toward earth. this paladin’s vows are easy to keep, like second nature… and prayer is both automatic and personal
literally addicted to pics like this.
what if it all worked out
