Work Will Get You Too - Tumblr Posts

My work just made a message to all stores to make an instagram ad. If I end up in one, just know that corporate probably didn’t get anyone else to do it without a bribe, and I am easily bribed by coupon cards that give me basically free lunches.

I won a pie-eating contest last year for 3 of the coupons last year. I’m that much into my black-mirror episode.