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My work just made a message to all stores to make an instagram ad. If I end up in one, just know that corporate probably didn’t get anyone else to do it without a bribe, and I am easily bribed by coupon cards that give me basically free lunches.

I won a pie-eating contest last year for 3 of the coupons last year. I’m that much into my black-mirror episode.

Ya know what’s fun about having a big name artist be treated as normal by you on a store?

You don’t have to share their name or treat them any differently than a normal customer. It’ll just be your personal secret that you actually respect the artist and the fact they trust you means a lot.

Now that I think about it tho, I’m not being paid enough to keep their secret. My coworkers are excited asses to remind me who they are. I’m hoping my trust in them is enough to make them happy for what unknown time I may be with the store for…