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Wong: "Don't cast that spell"
Strange:
Doctor Strange... basically SPOILERS
Stephen: I am such an intelligent neurosurgeon, and Nick sucks... LOL, hey Christine, bet you wanna go out with me
Christine: No thanks
Stephen: Whatevs, I'm gonna drive about 120 k per hour, what's the worst that can happen xD?
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Stephen: Crap
Christine: Don't worry, I'm here for you
Stephen: Screw that, I wanna have my hands back
All the doctors: LOL you're not
Stephen: I'm so sad and desperate, what should I do? Oh I know! Take it all out with the only person that cares about me... LEAVE ME ALONE CHRISTINE, YOU ARE NOT IMPORTANT TO ME
Christine: Fine...
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Stephen:.....I think I screwed up
Pangborn: You should totally go to Karma Taj
Stephen: I literally just met you and this is crazy but...sure why not?
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Mordo: Don't say anything stupid
Stephen: Okay
The Ancient one: Hello Mr Strange
Stephen: It's "doctor" and this is stupid
Mordo: *facepalm*
Stephen: I can't do magic!
The Ancient one: I have an idea! I'm gonna leave you to freeze in Everest, let's see if you can return LMAO
Mordo: I'm starting to question your teaching techniques ._.
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Wong: Here are some books
Stephen: I think I'm gonna check out the forbidden one, Beyoncé
Wong:You are not funny
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Stephen: What's that necklace and this spell supposed to do? Meh what's the worst that can happen?
Mordo:OH MY GOSH STPHEN YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!! STOP PLAYING WITH TIME
Wong: DIDN'T YOU READ THE WARNING?!?!
Stephen: PUT THE GOD DAMN WARNING FIRST!!
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Kaecilius: Hey there Mister...
Stephen: IT'S DOCTOR -.-
Kaecilius: Mister Doctor?
Stephen: -_________-
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Kaecilius: Dormammu is life
Stephen:The ancient one is against him
Kaecilius:Dormammu is the answer
Stephen:WILL YOU STOP?
Kaecilius: Lol, I was just distracting you
*Stephen gets stabbed*
Stephen: CHRISTINE HELP ME WHILE I FIGHT IN MY SUPER ASTRAL FORM WITH A CRAZY DUDE THAT IS GETTING HIS ASS KICKED BY MY SUPER AWESOME NEW CAPE
Christine:WHAT?!
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Mordo: Cool cape man
The Ancient One:You will be defend New York, Master Strange
Mordo: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?! I AM RIGHT HERE, I WAS HERE FIRST, WHAT THE HECK? I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAVORITE ONE
Stephen: Heck no Ancinet one, I just killed a guy,AND FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S FREAKING DOCTOR STEPHEN STRANGE, plus you are evil too...
Mordo: Wait what?.....
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Stephen: CHRISTINE
Christine: Oh my gosh ._.
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Ancient one: I did do bad stuff but for a good reason
Stephen: Who am I to judge?
Mordo:KAECILIUS IS EVIL BECAUSE OF HER, EVERYTHING IS HER FAULT
Stephen: Listen we have to keep fighting, okay? Hong Kong is our last hope
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*Everything is destroyed*
Stephen: I think my motivational speech did take too long
Mordo: We are doomed
Stephen: Don't worry I'll sacrifice myself for eternity... DORMAMMU I've come to bargain
Dormammu: No, you die
Stephen: Nope
Dormammu: Yes
Stephen: No
Dormammu:Yes
Stephen: No
Dormammu: YES
Stephen: NO
Dormammu: Oh my gosh please stop, I'll destroy Kaecilius myself and not attack earth
Mordo: STEPHEN YOU BROKE THE RULES!!
Wong: You saved my lfe!! I'm gonna laugh at your jokes now :3
Stephen:Oh c'mon Mordo, I literally saved the planet
Mordo: BUT YOU BROKE THE RULES
Stephen: TO SAVE THE PLANET
Mordo:B*** I'm out
They're besties, your honor
i am in full, unquestionable support of the wcu (wong cinematic universe)
Thanos: Why won't you stay down and die with dignity?!
Avengers: We don't do anything with dignity!
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Made this because it's true
Cozy strange i don't mind -
dr Strange and Wong, but they are sock puppets. guys they exist i swear, its technically cannon... marvel added a multiverse exploit... everything is cannon.
just watched shang chi
when wenwu said “我吃的盐比你吃的米多(wo chi de yan bi ni chi de mi duo)” everyone in the (mostly chinese) audience went insane
Also I don’t quite appreciate the very clear racism and dehumanization in older comics regarding Wong’s standing as manservant, but I can appreciate how Stephen actually corrects his mistakes when he speaks ill of him and realizes just how much he needs his friend. Him calling him old friend is heartwarming. How their relationship has grown from master-servant to master-master over the years is much better.
(And to be fair he’d been having quite a rough day/night. Though it’s not exactly an excuse.)
Marvel Premier #4 (1972)
!! SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME SPOILERS !!
“Technicalities,” they said. Smh. We love magic laws!
I’m not going to lie though, all jokes aside, I’m not salty about Wong getting it. He deserves some credit and definitely more attention/hype. 💕