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I just saw the teaser for episode 7 and...

O h n o.
I don't like this thumbnail GLITCH.
I just rewatched the video in which Dan finds his dead plants after the tour, you know the one. And I literally cried. There where actual tears in my eyes. What is wrong with me?? What was it about that? WHY THE FUCK DID IT MAKE ME CRY??? I'VE WATCHED IT A THOUSAND TIMES!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!
I just can't bring myself to watch wad yet. I don't know I feel like I'm not ready for it, emotionally
logically i know exactly what WAD means but i always read it internally like WAP. wet ass dan.
“phil’s wearing the wet ass dan hat again”
logically i know exactly what WAD means but i always read it internally like WAP. wet ass dan.
“phil’s wearing the wet ass dan hat again”
the waffle houses are closed, were fucked
I hate/love splatoon 3 I have not won a single splatfest and if someone says "haha skill issue" I am going to krill you then myself. We are running out of splatfests to play in and there's nothing I can do but suffer, eat octopi, suffer, eat squids, and cry. Anyways team save the world if we don't win we might as well end the world
I don’t post political stuff, but I need this to be heard.

This is fucking vile. I can’t believe the US president is somewhere between geriatric geocide enabler and a convicted pedophile rapist.
Shit is dystopian up in here.
Horrified at the singing but his acting actually slaps ngl!
haneneneis ggonna be the bane of my existence cause why are they doomed and each new chapter they get even MORE doomed
dan saying he’s not worth driving into a flood for… can’t believe he’s already got the worst take of 2023 before januarys even over
I read that in tune ...
California girls, we're inconsolable
Dreams of doom, the visions won't stop
Blazing skies, poisoned atmosphere
Ooh oh, cough
Ooh oh, cough
california girls we’re inconsolable
dreams of doom the visions wont stop