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Do you think their tour is also called TIT?
Thinking about how much faith Phil must’ve had in Dan and their relationship to re-closet himself after probably having a very liberating gay experience in uni. Like to go back in the closet after that, for a guy who is so deeply closeted and nowhere near figuring his shit out. And not just for a while for 10 whole years.
We always appreciate how much Dan loves Phil, but man Phil must love Dan so much to commit to pretending to be straight for a decade, just so Dan could have the space to come out on his own terms.
i am like…unhealthily obsessed with this new d&p era. they just look so genuinely happy, they are literally glowing in every single video. you can tell their smiles are genuine is every video god i’m so emotional over it
dan and phil are an old married couple, except they’re also still in their honeymoon phase, and they’ve found each other in a thousand lifetimes, and they’re as giddy together as when they first met in 2009, and they’re also two 4000-year-old tortoises just silently chewing grass, staring into the sunset
constantly reminded myself that the world didnt end for dan when he was 18 so it wouldn’t for me either🫂
having dip n pip as wallpaper AND this song starts playing on shuffle? i'm blessed

realizing phil’s pajama pants in massive pizza mukbang 2 are from viewers pick dan’s outfits.
i’m probably the last person to point this out but. i am unwell.
Maybe this is just Phil's tour. Like Dan is just there for Moral support, and Phil is doing the actual show.
At the beginning of the show they enter together, and then Dan goes into the audience and kicks someone out of their chair in the front row in order to watch. That person must leave. They get a signed photo card for compensation. Phil does nothing but act out a strange fantasy-style one man show for two hours. The props are all homemade. Dan cheers at inappropriate times. We all leave slightly confused but forever changed.
I had a dream that I showed up for dnp tit and it was just a single rented out conference room in a library where Dan and Phil were sat on the long table and had everyone (like 7 people) pull up a crappy office chair. Dan just said, "We're dating." While Phil nodded thoughtfully. "That's it. You guys can chill out now," and then we all politely stood up and left the room with our heads hung in shame, each giving a little nod of acknowledgment on our way out.
Horrified at the singing but his acting actually slaps ngl!
SCREAM if i end up some how magically getting m&g tix to the tit tour THIS IS HOW I'D LOOK NEXT TO DNP 😭 h elp

This video published right as I finished making my lunch, thanks for the blessing dads!!