Logically I Know Exactly What WAD Means But I Always Read It Internally Like WAP. Wet Ass Dan.

logically i know exactly what WAD means but i always read it internally like WAP. wet ass dan.

“phil’s wearing the wet ass dan hat again”

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Dan's toxic trait

i genuinely can't put into words how beautiful gorgeous stunning delicious Dan's nose is it makes me want to weep like it's so beautiful and gorgeous he should be so proud of it I love boys with big noses and i hope he loves his nose half as much as i do i hope phil tells him every day now beautiful his nose is its one of the 8th wonders of the world carved from marble and sculpted so delicately the attention to detail is stunning i want to study it and look at it and write a 3000 word essay on it because words don't even come close to describing how much i adore it i hope he realises it's one of his best features if not his best and i don't say that lightly because i love everything about him but his nose is really the star of the show, the stand out, the number one he should be honoured and proud of how much joy and happiness his nose has brought to people like me

right. ok then.