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jimmy: ok agatha do you kill, kiss or marry wanda, monica and darcy

agatha: i kill wanda

jimmy: ok so-

agatha: and then kiss wanda

jimmy: wait what-

agatha: and marry wanda

jimmy:

agatha: what did i do something wrong

All along

Agatha was in love with Wanda

When will I have a rival who thinks I'm a dumbass but also dreams of kissing me under the moon light

Alternatively 

Agatha: Children, everything in this room is edible! Even I am edible! But that is called cannibalism, dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

*later*

Wanda: *giggling and whispering to Agatha* You’re so naughty. I’m going to do thing that are frowned upon by most societies to you tonight.

Tommy: *overhearing and looking horrified* YOU’RE GOING TO EAT HER?!?

Wanda: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY SONS?!

Agatha: ...

Agatha: He’s not wrong.

Agatha: Children, everything in this room is edible! Even I am edible! But that is called cannibalism, dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

*later*

Wanda: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY SONS?!

Darcy: Why are you shouting ‘morning’ to yourself?

Jimmy: Wasn’t she saying it to us?

Monica: No. *sighs* Wanda’s the only mother here.

Agatha: *grins* Also, good morning honey. *kisses Wanda’s blushing cheek*

Wanda: Good morning.

Jimmy: Good morning!

Monica: Good morning.

Darcy: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Agatha: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

Agatha: I'm just saying, no one dates someone that much younger than them to share power. I'm not talking like a five-year gap but, like, fifteen years and over. There's just such a difference in life experience.  The older one is obviously the one in charge.

Darcy: I'm a scientist. I see what you're saying and mostly I agree with you but I have some first-hand scientific observations that prove you're definitely the bottom in the relationship.

Agatha: I am not! I am three hundred years older than Wanda!

Darcy: I saw her kick your ass and then you called her a 'good girl'! Just admit you're the bottom.

Darcy: *as an aside to the camera* I actually think they both switch and Agatha has great top energy. She's just so fun to rile up like this.

Ok, but, that edit!!!

*incoherent dying noises*

Wanda knew! Wanda knew exactly who was responsible for every characters characteristics. Herself. “It’s not Anges’ fault that she has an unusually high libido”.  Then whose was it Wanda? Huh? Maybe it was the fault of the person who gave her that cursed personality? Like, um, Wanda! And then we find out that actually it was Agnes’ fault she has an unusually high libido and every thing that she’s said/done that made Wanda think she had was 100% intentional. And not Wanda’s choice at all despite Wanda assuming it was. And Wanda assuming it was all her fault and not even questioning it (despite seeing Monica wake up) is just peak lesbian comedy to me. 

Wanda: *subconsciously curses everyone to a role on her tv show reality*

Agatha: I’ll just pretend to be someone Wanda will let close to her. Someone sexy and slightly invasive but you let them get away with it because they are sexy and harmless.

Wanda: One of the characters woke up! I have to be on the look out for other people who don’t belong here and challenge my reality.

Agatha: *literally exploring Wanda’s house when supposed to be watching her children* *with a unreadable mind!!*

Wanda: It’s ok Vision, Agnes is just our completely innocent, sexy and harmless neighbour who didn’t choose to be that way because, as we are both realizing, I cursed her to be that way. So really everything she does is my fault and that’s why we can trust her unconditionally with the children.

Agatha: *reveals it was Agatha All Along* (which, honey, you’re not an Evil Queen, you’re a Drama Queen)

Wanda: Curses, your fool proof acting prevented me from realizing how weird it was that I could not read your mind when I could read literally every other person here. Oh, if only you hadn’t acted as my sexy and harmless neighbour I would have realized that almost every time you visited you snooped around my house in a rather alarmingly visible way that was not at all smooth.

Agatha: *nods knowingly* I’m just that good an actor Toots.  Absolutely none of the real me snuck in Angel. 

So we have this scene, where Wanda obviously has her hands on Agatha's hips, and Agatha looks her up and down. But, you know, it's a sitcom, they're goofing off, Agatha probably isn't in love yet.

Then Agatha holds Wanda when Wanda is distraught. But we could still count that as manipulation.

Then we start with the nicknames. Very familiar nicknames. "Dear," "Buttercup," "Toots." After putting Wanda in MAGICAL CUFFS. Which is typical villian behavior, but we have definitely entered homoerotic territory. Then, even after being a bit of an evil bitch, Agatha very gently calls Wanda "Angel."

Agatha wants Wanda's powers, definitely, but she wanted Wanda to teach her. She wanted to show Wanda that Westview was fake by nudging her awake.

Agatha Harkness is lesbian AF.

Edit: I apologize for forgetting the gif where Wanda talks about Agatha's libido

Look if Agatha Harkness gets to have Senor Scratchy as her Familiar then as a fellow witch Wanda should have a familiar as well. I'm thinking of her having Ebony from the comics as her familiar

GIVE WANDA AN EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FAMILIAR!!!!

Thinking about little!reader being so upset because she can't break the spell that Wanda placed on her mommy because she's not powerful enough. She likes Agnes and Agnes takes good care of her but she's not Agatha. But then reader gets a surprise visitor and it turns out to be Daddy (Rio). Daddy who she hasn't seen in a long time since her and Mommy broke up (Agatha won the custody battle). Reader ask Rio to undo the magic but first Rio wants to reconnect with her baby girl.

I'm rewatching Wandavision and can we just take the time to appreciate Agatha's acting skills when she was fooling Wanda. That takes TRUE dedication. Because personally I wouldn't have lasted through all that.

Just got done watching the trailer for Agatha All Along tv show and here is what I need. Because of the Marvel TV show Agatha is coming out soon and because we found out Rio Vidal is Agatha's ex wife in the show I need someone to make a Wanda/Agatha/Rio Vidal story involving these 3 ladies together in a relationship.

Rio being like " oh my ex wife who I have a fight, kill, and fuck, relationship with has a homoerotic rivalry who's the most powerful being in the universe, yeah I'm getting in on that me and Agatha can corrupt her together"

I'm gonna need Agatha to work on her recruiting skills if that's the case. Of course Wanda wasn't interested she's was being mentally tormented by Agatha 😂😂😂😂

I hate seeing fics where Agatha bashes Wanda for having Chaos magic as if Wanda asked for it, the magic that she believes ruins her life. If Agatha was meant to be the Scarlet Witch then she would've been chosen by Chthon except she wasn't it's not Wanda's fault. Not hating on Agatha but why is everyone acting like Agatha's a victim of Wanda, as if she couldn't have taken Wanda under her wing and teach her control instead of terrorizing, and gaslighting her into fully becoming the Scarlet Witch. Why is everyone acting like Wanda committed a personal offence by taking Agatha's magic, Agatha who's done it to every witch on the entire planet hence why she's called a Witch Killer and why nobody likes her or trust her. And because they give Agatha a son that's supposed justify her actions and yet when Wanda went on a rampage to get her boys back it's a problem. The hypocrisy is REAL!!

If Wanda, Rio and Agatha had a ship name it would be Wagathario.♥️💜💚