Alternatively

Alternatively 

Agatha: Children, everything in this room is edible! Even I am edible! But that is called cannibalism, dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

*later*

Wanda: *giggling and whispering to Agatha* You’re so naughty. I’m going to do thing that are frowned upon by most societies to you tonight.

Tommy: *overhearing and looking horrified* YOU’RE GOING TO EAT HER?!?

Wanda: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY SONS?!

Agatha: ...

Agatha: He’s not wrong.

Agatha: Children, everything in this room is edible! Even I am edible! But that is called cannibalism, dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

*later*

Wanda: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY SONS?!

She kinda sucks at anything dessert adjacent but man does she make some killer soup.

AU where the Canaan house people are contestants on Gordon Ramsay’s Hell’s Kitchen XD would be hilarious

-looks at Harrow-

-continues to look at Harrow-

I mean.

You’re not wrong.

I’d really like to see a comic of this. Gideon and Camilla racing flat bed carts empty of anything but Issac and Palamedes (respectively) with Jeannemary jumping from one to the other when they get close enough. They zoom past Magus in the carpet aisle, he’s just loving touching carpet samples and waves when the kids shout his name as the rush past. They drift past the lighting aisle, cackling madly when both Coronabeth and Babs yell at them for messing up their selfies. They almost clip Silas in the garden center causing him fall into the cacti display.  They distract the employees yelling up the forbidden orange stairs at Harrow and Abigail (whose pretending to ‘help’ Harrow down but is really looking around too). The race past Protesilaus and Ianthe arguing about paint chips (really Pro’s telling her that her stealing skills suck) in the paint aisle. They stall out in the display toilet aisle because ‘eew! Who did that?’ And immediately agree with the not at all sus Dulice when she says Ianthe did it. They are chased by Marta and Judith who are throwing things at them and angrily yelling about how they ‘just want some god damn light bulbs you savages!’ Cut to Colum earlier refusing to leave the car and saying he’s not a fool, he’ll nap while waiting.

@thelockedtomb and @feralphoenix

Such We Be With Glowing Hearts Dancing On My Own

This pleases me. 

so if we follow blood of eden naming conventions, your name should be:

'Line from A Shakespeare Play' + 'Line Your National Anthem' + 'Line from... any song from the early 2000s???'

so i would be

If You Have Tears Prepare To Shed Them Now In Full Glory Okay Now Ladies

and i'm okay with that

Agatha: I'm just saying, no one dates someone that much younger than them to share power. I'm not talking like a five-year gap but, like, fifteen years and over. There's just such a difference in life experience.  The older one is obviously the one in charge.

Darcy: I'm a scientist. I see what you're saying and mostly I agree with you but I have some first-hand scientific observations that prove you're definitely the bottom in the relationship.

Agatha: I am not! I am three hundred years older than Wanda!

Darcy: I saw her kick your ass and then you called her a 'good girl'! Just admit you're the bottom.

Darcy: *as an aside to the camera* I actually think they both switch and Agatha has great top energy. She's just so fun to rile up like this.

Noooo, fuck no, nope. I am not strong enough to handle even the concept of a Tamsyn Muir/ Noelle Stevenson mash up. Ignore my stupid idiot heart pleading for whatever unholy glorious thing they’d create. I can’t.  It would kill me.

— tamsyn muir