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*cracks knuckles*
Role Reversal! Ft. Adeuce 🌙
Role Reversal Au! Ft. Me & Adeuce
-it’s now called the Onboro Lounge
-I know creative right ?
-Instead of an ocean theme it’s just *Blood Moon*
-Reds and maroons everywhere
-“The man in the moon knows your desires~”
-it’s me, I’m the man in the moon
-Definitly much more brutally honest than Azul when dealing with clients
-“Your kidding me right? That’s what your gonna give your girlfriend?” “Is there something wrong Dormhead?” “*Well let’s just say your little bouquet won’t...get you very far*”
-“I’m telling you now...what you’ll pay is something not in your league” “Oh? Your still willing? Ara~ what a determined darling you are~”
-Subtle Ara Ara energy
-Deuce is the vice dormhead, no I’m not changing my mind
-He *tries* not to look intimidating but ultimately fails and just- has his badboy switch on every 30 mins
-Ace is the interrogator, honestly with how annoying he gets anyone would just admit to him.
-Mocking grin 24/7
-the trio doesn’t even give a crap at this point cause they know that their lounge still pulls in customers for the divine food or the *divine help*
|There was high demand on Discord and I came to deliver|
“I’m Serious Prefect put me down!”
“Princess I think your forgetting that your left leg is sprained”
*Falls inside with chaotic finesse and pushes back hair as if nothing happened*
Ok keep in mind this is all just based on personal opinion and perception🤣. I’m also basing this off of
A.) The Dorm’s values/ what trait they were built upon.
B) What Trait/Value the character displays/values the most
And C) The overall vibe they kinda give me. 😅
Lucifer: Heartslabyul/Diasomnia
> The power and order this man holds is just immaculate and he can finesse his way to either of these dorms
Mammon: Scarabia/Octavinelle
>The values these two dorms hold can fit Mammon bb.
Leviathan: Ignihyde/Octavinelle
> Before ya’ll attack me for being biased, here me out. Ignihyde was founded on the diligence of the king of the underworld. Levi is the most diligent person I know in the cast ranging from his anime to his games to his passion. He puts top tier effort into all of these without anyone else telling him to. The second was is based off of his vibe ok.
Satan: Diasomnia/Scarabia
>Power and mind, need I say more?
Asmodeus: Pomefiore/Ignihyde
> the first one is self explanatory, the second one is about dem ✨diligence✨
Beel: Savanaclaw
> “Rras what’s the second option-“ no there is no second option I can’t tell you how much savanaclaw energy I can feel radiating from this man.
Belphie: Scarabia/Pomefiore
>Ok ok head me out, Pomefiore is built on the unrelenting efforts of the beautiful queen, guess who put so much effort into killing Mc? Case closed.
Diavolo: Diasomnia/Octavinelle
>first one is obvious but the second one well. Dia is one of the most benevolent man I’ve ever came across ok.
Barbatos: Octavinelle/Pomefiore
>Ok ok stop stop, think of the values and traits tho.
Solomon: Pomefiore/Diasomnia
>Again, unrelenting efforts and powers
Simeon: Heartslabyul/Ignihyde
>Rule abider (for most of the time) and diligent by having to take care of Luke.
Luke: Savanaclaw/Heartslabyul
>Is the first one because is the chihuahua joke? Trust me no. He’s pretty tenacious in my eye. The second one is ehhh well kinda obvious.
Hope this helped Ozera-senpai!
I don't know how familiar you are with Twisted Wonderland, but if you're up to it, what dorms do you think the Obey Me! cast would be sorted into if they were students at Night Raven College and why?
Hello! I’m sorry, but I don’t know anything about twisted wonderland other than I think the creator of Black Butler also wrote and designed the outfits for it? I’m sorry I can’t be of any help.
@rrasado do you have any thoughts on which houses the OM! characters would be in?
can we get more filo! Mc?? (Its up to you from what fandom u like and the stuffs), hi ate
Watch me try to figure out which kohai are you dkdnsb
Even More Filipino! TWST MC Headcanons but this time it’s because someone requested it.
Calling mga kababayan! @sourpterodactyl @eggy-melancholy @luvielle @twstanmu @leviskokoro. Tag a fil twster!
Cracks knuckles (in all seriousness im cackling at the fact that I accidentally sniffed out most twst filo fans with these so ai ai)
“I knew it ahas Na literal ahas to” “..huh?” “Oh nothing Jamil jeje-“
But in all seriousness, Fil!Mc would feel most at home at Scarabia
I mean why wouldn’t they, hot climate hecking good food and the damned uniform is a tank top, a. tank. t o p.
Do yall know how stuffy the uniforms are!? The scarabia uniform are godsent in Mc’s eyes, and the s w e a t p a n t s
...The cafeteria, they refuse to call it cafeteria, they’re adamant on calling it canteen until their dying days
“Look I get y’all are going for that Conyo Richie private boarding school aura but canteen is elite™️ I won’t change my mind”
Let’s be real here, they’de actually have a high shot at the ghost bride
“YOU WHAT-“ “I tried singing ;-;” “Trey-senpai that ain’t singing thats just mindless drawling— Yknow what, EY LILIA SENPAI CAN I BORROW YOIR CLUB’S GUITAR-”
Have they maybe considered ✨Harana✨
I’m not even joking I am 101% sure they’d pull Harana for Eliza. The twst boys and the slapped ones are all snickering the moment MC got down on one knee
Ha you utter f o o l s.
The suave charm is on. The sultry love sick voice tone (y’all know what I mean) is evident, they’re actually pulling it off realll well.
Eliza would be stunned, escpecially at such heartfelt display of affection that’s peppered with foreign words here and there.
“P-Princess I don’t think-“ “How romantic! Such a lovely display of love💙!”
Ok but...mistaking Jade’s club for a camping club or sum-
I’m willing to make a fic on that another time but only if y’all want skbsjsbsb
Imagine pulling out folk dances, scratch that imagine pulling out Tinikling.(shush server peeps-)
The twst boys are h o r r i f i e d™️
Ankle snapping 101. And the only ones who can keep up are Floyd and Kalim 🤦♀️. Jamil is a close second
Remember the Scary Monsters event? Mc has a whole damned Archive of scary myths.
Probably uses only one of said scary myths and look how the magicam mobsters run. Even the twst boys are horrified of whatever this mananangal or kapre is.
“A half bodied demon-“ “a w h a t-“
Hand to god they probably accidentally go pspspspss™️ at the savanaclaw students due to habit (and maybe because they’re trying to get Lucius’ attention)
But Yknow, they don’t know what’s worse, the fact that they look so awakward or the fact that it actually worked, some of the beastmen with cat blood in their biology actually stepped forward.
Hear me out, Yuuken and FiloMc bonding over their countries’s respective swordsmanship.
Even better, They train together
Two isekaid bishes going batsh*t on some ol practice dummies at ramshackle’s yard, bonus some of the twst boys catch them practicing Kendo and Arnis then BAM- instant fear and respect.
Like “Oh hey cmon let’s check on the only two magic less peeps in our schoo- gREAT SEVEN WHAT DID THE DUMMY DO-“
Even even better, they train with diasomnia, (again, I can make a fic of this if demand calls for it dknsns)
So the takoyaki bastard kinda not so lowkey insulted MC in chapter three by saying “Nor do you have a beautiful voice-“...sir- no BASTARD THE AUDACITY-
So after episode three dies down blah blah blah all things good- MC makes a very innocent offer 🙂
“Ara? You want to sing something in the lounge?” “Yes, it’s a very famous lounge song back in my country and we usually sing it at these types of places ” “What song did you have in mind?” “a little song called ‘My Way’ 😊”
If y’all know then You K n o w™️
Imagine if it actually did activate the curse cause it’s a place with legit magic 🤡
Haha bad luck for Mostro lounge 🕺💃
P.S. sebek is prolly still salty that two magicless people from another world can keep up with him in swordsmanship pfft-
Fil!Twst MC HCs pt 1
Fil!Twst MC HCs pt 2
Istg if y’all come at me for more- i can’t believe y’all actually like these tho sksnsn
-♠️
Hello! May request headcanons of Leona and Octavinelle students (separately) react to fem reader having Hanahaki Disease because of them, but she never tells them directly that they're the cause of it? Have a nice day!
Blood Stained Blooms
Ara? What do we have here now 🧐. I’m joking sjsjsj angst is my go to and you hit the spot. Tag some Lion and Octavinelle stans perhaps~?
⚠️ TW: Mentions of blood and vomiting.
When words are left unsaid...
Honestly, he never expected someone with so much spunk as you to just...reel over to the floor choking out bloody flora that could’ve easily been fitting with the greenery at the botanical garden he naps at.
And at the same time, Leona knew that...people with strong fronts have a tender foundation. What do you think he is? Well it wasn’t like he bothered hiding his shortcomings, it just so happened that he never gave a care for what people think of him.
That...would’ve been the usual. What is unusual however is you vomiting on the ground pathetically clutching your chest gasping for dear oxygen. Call it what you will, instinct, concern, desire, it didn’t matter to him what the hell he was truly feeling because the next thing he knew, he was already kneeling next to you brows furrowed whilst his calloused hand placed itself on your back.
He could feel it, with the way your shoulder blades tensed and relaxed at an unnatural rate under his touch while Blood continued to trickle down- The lion beastman was no fool either. Something to this degree isn’t at its early stages is it? He was no doctor but...he felt a tinge in his chest at the thought of someone just suddenly dropping dead. It was it because it’s you who knows…
The way you weakly smiled at him as you ushered him with a blood stained hand wasn’t something that would calm him down, it might’ve made him even more spurred. Gritting his teeth his ear twitched. Before standing up and grumbling to himself.
“Oi herbavour- what the hell is that-“ “A-ah..Leona..”
Leona is Leona, the lonely second prince that forgot his title whenever he was with you, but he didn’t knew how to handle this. How to handle the thought of you in a gruesome state- ah...he accidentally stepped on a flower….Ruggie would later be ordered to fetch whatever information he can manage to attain about the hellish illness.
...His mind is truly in uproar...
It was all too sudden, even for him. One minute you two were walking side by side in the corridors discussing a possible deal and the next thing he knew, eyes locked for a split second when he saw the sudden struck of immense pain on your expression before falling to your knees on the carpet and spewing out…
Azul, was truly ambushed with so many unwanted emotions, his usually calculative mind didn’t know where to focus on, your pain the blood spewing out or the cruelly beautiful flowers that landed on the stained carpet.
His sharp posture diminished shaking his head before finally making a move, a childish reaction but he took out his own cleanly pressed handkerchief and offering it to you. So what if it’d get stained with your blood? He’d rather clean out stains than to see you reeling on the ground!
Once your coughing dies down the octavinelle dorm leader would debate whether to ask or comfort. On one hand he knew that being double weighted by pain and interrogation isn’t good but on the other hand- he wanted to know what the hell you’ve been going through and he wanted to know ASAP.
Look the variety of clients he’s had to deal with never had a near death situation so he wasn’t sure if this was even within his prowess- and if he can’t help you then his vast network of connections should help, it has to help it has to. That’s what he’d be telling to himself unbeknownst to him that you’ve been weakly calling out to him- a-ah yes?
“Dear..you-“ “C’mon we’ll be late..I-I think we can grab some water on the way”
In the end he opted for the former, gently helping you back up on your feet and already concucting his next course of action, he’d later find out the cruel disease...he wasn’t the one having flowers bloom in his lungs so why did his chest wince…?
...You were far too precious for him to let go of...
It was- not part of his predictions, far from within his spectrum of deductions even.
Taking you out for a hike to admire and study the natural specimens Mother Nature has to offer in the land forms near Night Raven college was supposed to be...not bloody.
As much as of a sucker the Vice dorm leader is for the unexpected. This particular instance did not please him in the slightest. He grew and went about keeping his true feelings under an eerily serene exterior, this situation wasn’t an exception.
But he had to wonder wether his forced calmness helped you or made it worse, the way your eyes met his heterochromatic gaze just- the way the pain doubled in your gaze when you saw an eerily calm ocean in his eyes was what you recieved but why does it hurt even more..why does it feel like he doesn’t care when he-
You didn’t had time to even complain about something seemingly insignificant as that- the flowers that fell from your mouth along with spurts of blood like a crimson waterfall was taking up you train of thought. You need air- oxygen was taken for granted huh...like how the calmer eel twin took you for granted.
“J-jade...don’t think much about it..” “...as you wish..”
Honestly, just like how he handles other dire situations, he’ll calmly handle you to the bare minimum- but that isnt to say he isn’t worried, because he is...more than he’d like to admit. He’s seen how cruel life can be but when it comes to you...he never actually considered it. So expect him to frequent the library more rather than taking hikes. Because just like how he handles other situations...it’s better to find the source, and when he does...
...He’ll be even more diligent, unbeknownst to you...
Under the bleachers- hey...is that- Koebi-chan did you spill some juice? Ehehe lemme grab you an extra shir-...that smell...
What’s that in your mouth? He thought you were just snacking on something with strawberry jam but that...land dwellers don’t usually eat flowers with jam now do they? Poor Floyd...denial off the bat. But his body already began to move on its own, taking long strides towards your shuddering form as he grasped your shoulders to steady you.
He gulped down whatever lump hitched in his throat only for nothing to come out, for once floyd actually took the time to observe. The other always told him he was too reckless, he never cared since it adds to the thrill but- shrimpy choking out fully bloomed floranstained crimson isn’t thrilling at all. He doesn’t like this he doesn’t think this is fun- get youre pranking him right?..right?
What would the others do- no he doesn’t have time to think like the others he’s the only one with you now- he should carry you to the infirmary ye that’s good, good job floyd just slowly carry them and- he ran faster than for any errand he’s had to do. The infirmary was his only destination. Wether others stared at his rare expression of seriousness or the writhing person in his arms. It didn’t matter, those useless guppies don’t matter.
He demanded you to be treated, without even thinking wether whatever made shrimpy like this can even be cured in the first place. How would he even know? He’d know when the staff informs him, when they inform him how they can only keep the symptoms at bay but not fully cure the illness. This pest of a decease was making his shrimpy suffer and you’re telling him no one can do anything about it? WHAT TYPE OF A DAMNED DECEASE IS THIS-
“This ain’t fair! What the hell is-“ “F..Floyd hey...it alright.”
Suffice it to say he doesn’t take the news well, this was such an annoying thing to have, all for love? Who the hell wouldn’t love shrimpy!? Shrimpy is shrimpy and they are fun! Goodness Floyd...he only calms down when the teen in the infirmary bed ushers him close with a shaky hand...
...He despises the situation...
⸢𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓⸥ • ⸢𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 & 𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒⸥ • ⸢𝐓𝐀𝐆 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓⸥
— 𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐋𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒 ⸢🌹⸥
When he meets your mother
When you're a sculptor
Getting him to say Nakakapagpabagabag
— 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐘 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 ⸢♣⸥
When you're demonic royalty
— 𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐃 ⸢♦⸥
When he winds up in your world
— 𝐃𝐄𝐔𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐃𝐄 ⸢♠⸥
When you're a reaper
When you're a child of Mother Miranda
When you're a Mom Friend
When you share a brain cell
A bit of Everything :: FIC
When he gives familial love
— 𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐀 ⸢♥⸥
When you're a reaper
When you're a child of Mother Miranda
When you're a Mom Friend
When you share a brain cell
A bit of Everything :: FIC
When he gives familial love
— 𝐋𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐀 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐑 ⸢🦁⸥
When you contract the Hanahaki Disease
When he meets your mother
Getting him to say Nakakapagpabagabag
When you serve him something from home
— 𝐑𝐔𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐄 𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐂𝐇𝐈 ⸢🍩⸥
When you're demonic royalty
When you serve him something from home
— 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐋 ⸢🐺⸥
When you're a reaper
When you're a child of Mother Miranda
When you're a Mom Friend
When you serve him something from home
When he gives familial love
— 𝐀𝐙𝐔𝐋 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐎 ⸢🐙⸥
When you contract the Hanahaki Disease
When he meets your mother
Getting him to say Nakakapagpabagabag
— 𝐉𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐂𝐇 ⸢🐬⸥
When you contract the Hanahaki Disease
When you're demonic royalty
— 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐘𝐃 𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐂𝐇 ⸢🦈⸥
When you contract the Hanahaki Disease
TWST Incorrect quotes#126 Angy Octo
Tweels: This is…
Azul*angry octopus squeak*
Tweels: The sonorous war cry of a very angry Octopus…
Azul*angy octo squeak with teary red face*
Tweels*picking Azul up from the floor showing him off to yuu*Ferocious…
Azul*pouts at them and does the Octo war cry squeaks*
So random fact I learned about Octopi because reasons. They have 9 brains, one central brain for the nerve system and 8 mini brains for each limb.
For Azul he'd technically have 11 since arms but can you imagine have those multiple brains being merged when their main function was to work independently of each other. His arms can get intrusive thoughts.
So...
*Yuu talking to Floyd and Azul is looking at them*
🐙: *Slaps Yuu on the ass before he even realizes what he's doing*
🔪:
🏀:
🐙:
🐙: That wasn't me
🔪: WHO THE FUCK WAS IT THEN???
azuls secret side business thwarted by Some Guy 😭 not a soul doesn't know by the next day. nice knowing you azul 🫡🫡🫡
bonus:
The Private (not) Thoughts of a Moray
Gender Neutral Reader x Jade Leech
Synopsis: In theory, telepathy is a great power that can help the person understand the other better, learn dark secrets, or just be a little nosey. In your case though, theory doesn’t always reflect reality. Slowly turning your head to the source of the (tremendously) loud thought, you saw the infamous vice-housewarden of Octavinelle, Jade Leech. A polite, yet inscrutable smile on his face, Jade’s thoughts betrayed his nonchalant facade. Aaaaaaaah! I’m sitting in front of Y/N! I just wanna turn around and stare. Aaaaah! Little pearl, your voice is so cute, talk some more! Y/N’s class introduction…their voice was… really cute. Their moans are probably really cute too. Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit how the hell do I turn this off??? Loosely based on “Mousou Telepathy”
a03 link
[cw] – sexual humor and innuendos
[tags] – fluff, sexual humor, slightly aged-up characters, slow burn, mutual pining, more tags to follow
Chapter List:
chapter 1: The perks of being a telepath (it's not too bad)
chapter 2: Lies. All lies this fucking sucks.
chapter 3: I’m tired of this grandpa (that’s too damn bad)
chapter 4: This thing called love? I just can’t handle it. [PENDING]
Azul nui pt 2
Azul nui
THIS LOOKS SOO DUMB LMAOOOO
I can't help but think that the Leech brothers must have had the same behavior with Azul when he was a child.
It must have been fun for them to touch Azul like he was a stress ball.🤭
A sun stained love, golden as daylight
Genre: Hurt Comfort, Romantic Fluff.
Characters: Azul Ashengrotto x GN!Reader.
Summary: Wherein Azul is a fortunate soul to have someone like you in his life.
Warnings: Excessive tooth-rotting fluff. The ending is set two years after graduating.
❀. Happy reading, @azulashengrottospiano, @wendy-darliiing, @sunshine-city-girl
Azul was having trouble sleeping again.
He might not admit it, but the faint traces of exhaustion underneath his eyes was a giveaway that he was plagued with nightmares.
Turns out you were right when he called you one night to come over to his room, asking you sheepishly if you could stay with him for a few nights.
“Can’t sleep, my love?”
Upon hearing your soothing yet worried voice, Azul’s constant tossing and turning came to a halt.
“I’m sorry, if I’m being a burden.” Azul’s eyes glistened, peering at you with guilt.
“No, you're not a burden. You asked for me, so I’m here.” you emphasized, kissing his forehead to ease his mind. “On the contrary, it is a joy having you near me.”
Azul fell silent, taking his time to soak in your kind words.
You always had a way with your words that managed to calm his troubled mind.
Then and there, he could feel lightness blooming in his soul.
“Hey, sweetheart.”
“Yes, love?” you hummed, lips curling into a smile.
“You’re the most beautiful soul I’ve ever met.” said Azul, feeling a rush of intense love as you looked at him with affectionate eyes.
“Oh my, I’m not sure how to respond to that.”
“Uh, well, you can say I know from here on.”
“Alright then.” you giggled lightly.
“You’re the most beautiful soul I’ve ever met.” Azul repeated softly, his loving gaze never straying from your bright face.
“I know.” you said, your radiant smile not wavering.
So are you, Azul. you thought to yourself, and deep down he knew that too.
“When I’m with you, I feel happy and I feel like I’m home.”
“I know.”
“You gave my abandoned thoughts a safe place in your heart.”
“I know.”
“When everything was falling apart, you didn’t let go of my hand. You helped me endure and encouraged me to carry on.” Azul brushed a kiss on the crown of your head.
“I know, my love. I know.” Tears emerged from your eyes, and you let it flow freely.
“You’re very dear and important to me.” Azul cupped your tear-stained cheek, caressing it lightly.
“I know, and so are you.” Leaning into his touch, you placed a little kiss on his hand.
Then his room was engulfed in a comfortable silence.
In the darkness of the night, you listened to each other’s gentle breathing and drifted to a peaceful slumber.
Azul watched you laughing heartily with Jade and Floyd, but he was the one out of breath.
Every time he heard you laugh, happy thoughts came rushing to his heart and mind.
It was a weekend, early in the morning when he decided to wander by the sea alongside you and the Leech brothers.
The spring breeze blew calmly, and the mellow sun shimmered gloriously like amber.
“Hey Azul,” Jade called out. “Won’t you stop staring at your darling?”
The silver-haired man was gazing at you the whole time with a failed attempt to hide his big smile, the same lovely smile you always adored.
“It astonishes me that my darling is still here with us. I still can’t believe it.”
“You better believe it now.” Jade teased him in a good natured tone.
You were supposed to depart from Twisted Wonderland when you were in your third year, and return to where you came from, but God had other plans for you.
Somehow you were destined to stay here.
After all, you believed that home was never a place.
It was a feeling. It was being with the people who you truly loved and cared for.
You belonged with the people who appreciated having you in their lives, and loved you back wholeheartedly.
“There’s no place I’d rather be.” you beamed at your beloved Azul, then at the twins, your glowing smile brimming with a love deeper than the oceans.
Azul’s mind was blown at the breathtaking sight of you, looking so delighted and vivacious.
Even now, he was still wonderstruck at how you seemed to bring the warmth and the light of the radiant sun wherever you go.
Your existence, your presence, and your love wasn’t burning red. It was bright, luminous and golden as daylight.
When Azul Ashengrotto thought that his once cold heart couldn’t melt softly any further, it did.
Tangled in Wonderland - Tall, Tall Tales
author note: Eeeeek this is very, very late! A lot of stuff has happened and yada yada but I’m here and I’m sorry! I’m still going to continue with this and I hope I can get back on track with writing this because I’m really enjoying this event! This instalment follows on directly from the Scarabia one, I hope you all enjoy!
characters: Floyd Leech x GN!Reader
“SHRIMPY!”
Oh no.
Your whole body froze up in an instant at the sound of that familiar, unhinged voice. Clearly, fate had decided you hadn’t gone through enough punishment today and decided to add a little bit more spice to your day. And by spice, it meant perhaps one of the most chaotic entities you have ever met. You looked around wildly, trying to spot him as quickly as you could so you could run. He was right on the path leading up to the Hall of Mirrors, roguish grin on his face as he waved both his arms at you. Your only choice was to go back inside and escape through one of the mirrors.
“Stay away from me, Leech!” You snapped, not even bothering with your usual faux attempt to be cordial as you turned on your heel, bolting towards the mirrors. If you could just get through the Heartlabyul mirror, you’d be—
“Aha~! Got you.” Breathed a husky voice right by your ear, suddenly tugged straight off your feet and into the air by the lanky arms that coiled around your midsection, your back flush against his chest.
“Shrimpy is so mean, callin’ me by just my last name! Even when I’ve gone through all the effort to give you a lil nickname too!” Floyd mourned, swinging you around the Hall of Mirrors, your legs swinging perilously out in front of you whilst you clutched onto his arms for dear life and let out a small, undignified scream. “Aah, maybe you thought I was Jade? Because I was really far away? Then maybe I can forgive you, Shrimpy…” His sharp teeth were uncomfortable close to your ear as he let out a little laugh, “or maybe I can just keep spinnin’ you around!”
Floyd picked up the speed of his spinning, his manic laughter drowning out your screams and for a moment, you thought this might be how it all ended… But then you remembered, the Leech twins thrive off of fear in their victims, so you sucked it up and started hitting him on his arms to get his attention. If your legs ended up breaking one of the mirrors, you’d never hear the end of it from Crowley…
“P-put me down, Floyd! I am not a toy!” You cried out, and thankfully your repeated hitting of his arms managed to get his attention, for he finally slowed to a stop. The world spun around you, making you semi-grateful for his arms around your waist. They were the only thing holding you up, at this point.
“Eh? Are you sure you’re not a toy? Azul said somethin’ real interesting the other day…”
Uh oh.
“Did he now…” You remarked, feigning disinterest as best as you could as your vision finally began to right itself again.
“Mhmmm~” Floyd mused against your ear, and you just knew this couldn’t be good, “he said you know things. Things that you should have no way of knowing. Kinda like one of those magic 8 ball things.” Floyd continued, before his mouth split into a broad, terrifying grin. “Maybe if I shake you a little, you’ll tell me all sorts of things too.”
“Floyd, don’t—”
It was too late. You clung to Floyd’s arms as he began to shake you erratically, like you were a chocolate bar stuck in a vending machine. Your head collided with his shoulder multiple times, not hard enough to hurt but definitely jarring in its own way as the world once again became dizzying. Floyd seemed to be enjoying himself, his mocking laughter filling the small hall as he watched your rattled expression.
“Oh magic Shrimpy ball, oh magic Shrimpy ball,” he chanted as he continued to shake you, finally beginning to slow down as he leaned in to whisper in your ear, “why did you walk out of the Scarabia mirror just a moment ago?”
Ah, of course he saw that.
With as much strength as you could muster in your dizzy state, you threw an elbow back into his chest, feeling some satisfaction when you heard him let out a small ‘oof’. “That’s none of your business,” you grumbled, your lips turned downwards in distaste. “and that isn’t even how a magic 8 ball works! You’re supposed to ask the question first and then shake it… Don’t start shaking me again!” You quickly warned as a follow up, turning your head to give Floyd a glare. He just gave you that little frustrating grin right back.
“It’s not my fault Shrimpy, I have all this pent-up energy ‘cause you’ve been avoiding me. I’ve missed you.” As if to punctuate his words, he started to squeeze you, and you found yourself once again whacking his arms to get him to release you.
“Floyd! There is no need—” You gasped out, feeling some of your joints cracking harmlessly from the pressure but a tightness building near your ribs that promised pain if he didn’t stop soon. You gasped out a breath when he finally eased up his hold, but very nearly choked when you realised he was waltzing right towards the Octavinelle mirror.
“Floyd, put me down!”
“Nah, Shrimpy, don’t feel like it. Let’s hang out!” Floyd responded in his usual lackadaisical manner, stepping through the Octavinelle dormitory mirror without pause. It was odd, feeling the usually surreal feeling of a bubble forming around you as you floated towards the dorm, but on top of that, Floyd was still holding you, back flush against his chest with your legs dangling in front of you. You can’t imagine how ridiculous it looked.
Floyd walked you straight into the Mostro Lounge without a care in the world, heading straight for one of the unoccupied booths.
“Oya,” you heard another terribly familiar voice as you passed the bar, “I see you have acquired a valuable customer, Floyd. Please enjoy your stay.” Jade hummed with a short bow, not even bothering to hide his toothy grin as he observed your plight. You didn’t even get a chance to scowl before Floyd was bundling you into a booth, none too gently either.
“What? You told me to put you down.” Floyd drawled when you shot him a glare, sitting opposite you and spreading himself out on the available space. He leaned his elbows onto the table, propping his head up with one palm as he stared straight at you.
“Ne, Shrimpy… Why don’t you tell me what you said to Azul the other week to make him come back all shaken up?” Floyd hummed, his smile seeming playful, but you could already see the predatory glint in his eye.
You narrowed your eyes slightly, unsure of what Floyd’s motive was here.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” You responded demurely, keeping tight lipped. Floyd’s smile widened, sharp teeth on full display as he leaned forward. “Don’t be like that, Shrimpy! You should have seen it, it was hilarious!” Floyd cackled thumping his hand on the table in front of them, “he came rushin’ back to the Lounge, all pale faced and jumpy, and then locked himself in the VIP room.”
A cocktail glass filled with a blue liquid and decorated with a star shaped garnish was elegantly placed in front of you. A similar glass was placed in front of Floyd. “Yes, Azul was very startled when he returned to the Lounge the other week. We were very worried.” Jade confirmed, folding his hands in front of him, faux concern colouring his tone, but the amusement shone through his close eyed smile.
“I didn’t order this.” You responded dryly, as Floyd already pulled his straw to his mouth and took a gulp from his drink. “Aww just try it Shrimpy, it’s my own recipe! It’s good, see!” He stuck his tongue out, revealing his stained bright blue tongue. You pushed your glass away from you. Yeah, you definitely weren’t going to be trying that.
“I’m positively hurt, prefect. I mixed that with care, just for you.” Jade hummed, his eyebrows down turning in a look of fake hurt. You ignored him.
“We could hear Azul muttering to himself in the VIP room. ‘Who are they’, ‘how do they know that’. He got so mad when we used Jade’s key to unlock the door. You should have seen his face, Ahaa~”
“You spied on your own friend? You guys are ruthless.” You commented casually, and Floyd only grinned at you wider, Jade’s expression not changing from his solemn one.
“The VIP room was quite the mess, too. Papers all over the floor. Azul wouldn’t even let me help him clean it all up, it must have taken him hours.” Jade added, his smile looking more and more devious by the minute.
“So tell us what you did, Shrimpy.” Floyd prodded.
“Yes tell us, prefect.” Jade coaxed.
Both of the Leech twins stared you down, razor sharp smiles on their faces as they attempted to intimidate you into revealing what happened between you and Azul in the library that day. You were starting to see now why Azul insisted on referring to them as just colleagues.
You were in a bit of a bind here. You expected the stunt you pulled on Azul to have some backlash, and you really didn’t want to make the Leech twins anymore interested in you than they already were. And for whatever reason, Azul hadn’t divulged what you had said to him to Jade and Floyd, who were his closest confidants. Or, this was some sort of elaborate ruse that they had strategized to wheedle the information out of you. Either way, you thought you should probably tread with caution here…
… But Azul had been bothering you again lately…
You leaned back into your seat, looking sheepishly away from them both and staring at the smooth pearlescent surface of the table. “I don’t know guys, it’s kind of… Embarrassing…” You muttered. You caught Jade and Floyd sharing a look between each other before they leaned in closer, like sharks tasting blood.
“Ne, it’s okay, you can tell us, Shrimpy…”
“It might make you feel better to get it off your chest, prefect…”
Hook, line and sinker.
You glanced up at them, the both of them leaning in uncomfortably close but you masked your distaste by rubbing your arm, as if you were feeling flustered by just thinking about the situation. “Well, um…” You began, pausing for dramatic effect, Floyd leaning in closer in anticipation and Jade nodding gently, as if the comfort you for the difficult story you were about to tell.
“Azul had been visiting me in the library after classes for a few days… We were getting along really well… It was, well… It was nice to have a friend. It’s hard sometimes, being the odd one out…” You sighed softly, really hamming it up for them. They were eating it up, leaning closer as you continued, “but Azul never made me feel like that. He was always so kind, so welcoming.” You smiled for a moment, before you face dropped and your lips pressed together into a tight line. “But then…” You hesitated again, your expression creasing into a distressed frown.
“Did something happen, prefect?”
“Yeah, yeah! Tell us Shrimpy!”
“Well… One day suddenly, he… Asked me on a date… But…” You started, but then you covered your face with your hands and shook your head, “oh I can’t say it, it’s just so… So humiliating!” You cried out, your voice muffled by your hands. Floyd and Jade were watching with rapt attention, Jade not even able to hide his obvious enjoyment at both your perceived distress and the opportunity to get some dirt on Azul, whereas Floyd hadn’t been hiding his excitement in the first place.
“But what, Shrimpy?”
“Please prefect, if you tell us, perhaps we can put your mind at ease…”
Slowly, you uncovered your hands from your face, to see the eager faces of the Leech twins nodding at you encouragingly. You leaned in close, and they followed suit, all three of you huddled together in the booth almost conspiratorially. You looked around nervously, before you continued in a hushed whisper.
“I had to turn him down… He got a little upset, understandably. He couldn’t see why I didn’t like him, why I wouldn’t give him a chance…” Floyd and Jade shared a discreet look at that, because that definitely sounded like the Azul they knew. “I tried to comfort him, to tell him that I thought he was a great guy and it was me not him but he just wouldn’t listen! So I had to tell him the truth…” You winced, wringing your hands together. If Floyd and Jade leaned any closer, you’d all be bumping heads together.
“The truth, prefect?”
“Ne, you can tell us, Shrimpy…”
You swallowed, before looking up at them with your best puppy dog eyes. “Okay, please don’t say anything but… … …”
“… I’m allergic to octopus…”
The table fell silent. Floyd and Jade stared at you, motionless, as you peeked up bashfully at them. Then suddenly, Floyd was roaring with laughter, his loud cackle making several of the customers in the Lounge jump in surprise. His hand thumped the table several times, knocking over his drink and sending the bright blue juice spilling all over the shiny white surface and onto the tile below. Jade effortlessly sidestepped before the mess could hit his shoes, but his shoulders were visibly shaking as his hand tried to hide his laughter
“Oh prefect… I’m so pffft… Ahem… I’m so sorry to hear that.” Jade attempted, hand still propped to his chin as he tried to compose himself, rather unsuccessfully screamed with laughter beside him.
“What is going on here?!”
A voice hissed through the Lounge, but the twins didn’t even flinch. If anything, it just sent Floyd into fresh peals of laughter, flopping down on the booth seat as he held his stomach.
Azul stood a few feet away, obviously brought out by the commotion and chaos that was currently happening in your booth. His eyes widened when he saw you sitting there, but he quickly schooled his face again, a detail that Jade caught, making him unable to resist his own toothy grin.
“Jade, you are supposed to be managing the bar. And Floyd, stop that racket right now and get changed. Your shift started thirty minutes ago! And clean up that mess!” Azul ordered with a stern expression, before his eyes landed on you, his lips pursing together, “and I would appreciate it if you didn’t disturb them when they are working, prefect.”
You held your hands up defensively as you started to shimmy out of the booth. “Actually, I was just leaving.”
Your words breathed some life back into Floyd, who’d finally recovered from his laughing fit to sit up and climb out of the booth himself, a rapturous smile on his face. “I’ll walk Shrimpy to the door~!” He announced, throwing a heavy arm around your shoulders before you could rebuff him.
“Floyd! You’re supposed to be—”
“I’m terribly sorry for my negligence, Azul. I was just trying to comfort our dear customer over their recent romantic distress.” Jade chimed in, and the only way you would be able to describe the grin on his face was feral. Floyd began cackling again, using Jade’s distraction of Azul as an opportunity to whisk you away and get out of work at the same time.
You pondered whether you should feel bad for setting up Azul for at least a week’s worth of ribbing from the Leech twins as Floyd steered you towards the Octavinelle mirror, but then you remembered he put an anemone on your cat. And Ace and Deuce. Suddenly, your shoulders felt a lot lighter. Well, they would, if Floyd’s lanky arm wasn’t still around them.
Floyd kept his arm around you right until you reached the exit of the Octavinelle dorm, but you chalked it up to him being on a good mood high because of what you’d just told him and Jade. But just as you were about to duck out from under his arm, you felt his hot breath against your ear for the second time that day.
“Ne, Shrimpy. Are you allergic to eel too?”
Before you could even react, you were getting sucked up into one of those magical bubbles again as it began carrying you towards the Octavinelle mirror, your expression bewildered as you stared back at Floyd, who sent you off with a cheeky grin.
"Be careful venturing too deep, darling, things aren't always what they seem in the dark..." I remember reading a note in one of the art books that the eels' body is luminescent since they live in the deep sea and I just...went a little out of control again and my victim is Jade.
This was so HARD, I don't draw underwater things, but I think this turned out really nice <3 I especially had fun adding the speckles to Jade's body.
The Private (not) Thoughts of a Moray
Gender Neutral Reader x Jade Leech
Synopsis: In theory, telepathy is a great power that can help the person understand the other better, learn dark secrets, or just be a little nosey. In your case, though, theory doesn’t always reflect reality. Slowly turning your head to the source of the (tremendously) loud thought, you saw the infamous Vice Housewarden of Octavinelle, Jade Leech. A polite, yet inscrutable smile on his face, Jade’s thoughts betrayed his nonchalant facade. Aaaaaaaah! I’m sitting in front of Y/N! I just wanna turn around and stare. Aaaaah! Little pearl, your voice is so cute, talk some more! Y/N’s class introduction…their voice was… really cute. Their moans are probably really cute too. Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit how the hell do I turn this off??? Loosely based on “Mousou Telepathy”
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fanart: @nefe-kav (1/2/3/4)
[cw] – sexual humor and innuendos
[tags] – fluff, sexual humor, slightly aged-up characters, slow burn, mutual pining, more tags to follow
Edited 2/19/2024: added accompanying playlist and added all chapters with their titles
Chapter List:
chapter 1: I wonder if you look both ways (when you cross my mind)
chapter 2: I love you means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me!
chapter 3: They say it’s gotten out of hand, and I’m obsessed with you
chapter 4: This thing called love, I just can’t handle it
chapter 5: I wanna go on walks with you, I wanna have long talks with you) [PENDING]
chapter 6: I've gotten good at making up metaphors
chapter 7: No matter what they say, You'll never meet another me
chapter 8: Baby, you're like lightning in a bottle
chapter 9: Bhfuilis soranna sorcha, Ach tagais 'nós na hoíche
chapter 10: Before the dawn has come, I'd block the sun (If you want it done)
chapter 11: Private Thoughts of a Moray
chapter 12: Son of Nyx
chapter 13: My heart, I never be, I never see, I never know
chapter 14: You were steerin' my heart like a wheel in your hands (Turn back, darling)
chapter 15: I can hear your thoughts light a melody