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1 are request open
2 if so can I request a sequel to the demon king and mc story
This is for everyone who wanted a part two of the bullying of the demon king (honestly thanks for all the comments, and I’m happy you guys liked what i wrote <3)
And yes requests are open!
Mc meeting the demon king [part 2]
After that encounter with the demon king, you found yourself wondering how the heck you survived. Sure, you didn’t expect to make that old man mad, but you certainly didn’t expect to have to teach a grown demon a lesson on respect. Guess there will always be surprises in the Devildom.
You made your way back out the mausoleum territory, and back into the main city. Demons all around you are wondering why on everything that is unholy do you look mad for : they do not want to know therefore they steer clear from you lest you unleash your power on them [they are scared shitless of whatever the seven lords might do to them if they find out].
You saw on your way a lady who you befriended during your time in the exchange program, a maid in the demons lord castle. She seemed to be doing some shopping, so you went to say hello. The young Ida seemed pleasantly surprised and you both had a bit of a small talk, you know, catching up. She did say that the seven are present in the castle, which then peaked your excitement yet again. So you said a goodbye, and for no other reason than being a menace, you whispered in her ear ‘By the way, i mistaken the mausoleum as Dia’s castle and bullied the demon king.’
Poor Ida stood there frozen while you skipped away with a smile on your face. She looked around her, and then looked at her hands in shock and disbelief. She then looked above her and found herself uttering words she thought she would never say, ‘Great God in the heavens above, have mercy on me.’
After terrorising the poor girl, you reached the actual demon lord’s castle. You opened the huge doors, and felt the familiar warmth cover you like a blanket. You sighed in happiness, and smelled the fragrant tea of the one and only Barbatos.
As you walked down the hallway, you spent your time looking and waving at the portraits around you, the painted women and men waving and smiling at your return. You could hear some laughter and chatter down the hallway, and your heart rate picked up.
You were now a sheep on a mission : you picked up your pace, getting closer and closer to the chatter. The door was closed yet you can hear the familiar laughter of diavolo, and the chatter of asmo and satan, the bickering between Levi and mammon, and the soft snores of Belphie.
You stood in front of the double doors - gifts in both hands, raised your leg and kicked the doors open. And you yelled, ‘Hello my good bitches!!!! Guess who’s back!! It’s me and i have presents for y’all!’
Silence. The brothers, the butler and the prince stared at you. 2 seconds have passed and you were beginning to think that you might need to book another therapy appointment for them. Then Mammon moved first. When mammon moves, chaos comes after.
‘OMG MCCCC YOU’RE BACK!!!’ Mammon exclaimed, picking you up and twirling you around. Beel decided this was a good time to take you out of mammons grasp and nuzzle you sweetly. ‘I missed you mc, food didn’t taste as good as it did before without you here.’
Only God knows where the hell Satan appeared from as he stole you from beel and squeezed the absolute shit out of you. ‘I cant believe you’re back mc, i got bored of reading without you, but i do have quite a bit of recommendations for you,’ he said with barely contained happiness. Asmodeus plucked you out pf satan’s grasp with a surprising amount of strength and kissed the both of your cheeks. ‘MCCCC!! You don’t understand how much I missed you!! Nobody in that house cares for good makeup and the fashion shows i do, which is utterly ridiculous, but now that you’re back, we can do so much together again ♡’
Before you could even reply to him, Belphegor and levi pulled you away from Asmo, the both of them nuzzling into your neck. 'I thought you’d never come back and see me,’ Levi exclaimed dramatically. ‘There are so many games i wanna play with you and SOO many mangas to read MC! Oh thank goodness you came back!’ He rambled. ‘I miss napping on your tummy, can we have a nap now MC?’ Belphie mumbled. And, yep, you guessed it, you got stolen away by Diavolo. ‘OHH MC!! You have no idea how much I’ve missed you!! It was so boring without you and i had so much work to dooo,’ he whined.
Ain’t nobody gonna lemme speak, huh, you thought. As if lucifer read your mind, he ordered the brothers to let you breathe. ‘We’re all glad you’re back here MC.’ Lucifer smiled, shocking you to oblivion (he musta really missed you if he smiling in front of everyone).
Barbatos chuckled at your shock and, as the ever knowing fine ass demon he is, he said, ‘I take it you have some things you want to tell us, hmm?’ Well aint he an angel, you thought. And besides, that gave you the chance to talk about your adventures in the demonic mausoleum. ‘Oh yes i do,’ you nodded excitedly. You made everyone sit down on the chairs and sofas and placed some tea and food along with the help of barbatos (he wasn’t going to listen to you telling him that it was fine, best you let him help you, says it chivalrous). ‘Okay now that we’re settled, tell us of your trip MC,’ Diavolo said, barely sitting still.
‘Soo, when i came back to the devildom about, two hours ago, I accidentally thought the mausoleum was this castle,’ you spoke as if you were talking about the weather. It was almost comical how all there jaws dropped, and you could’ve sworn barbatos’s jaw made a click noise. ‘You….what?’ Lucifer had said faintly. ‘Ya heard me. And that man had the audacity to look fine as fuck but had no class or respect,’ you replied, with an air of someone who was born and raised to be a spoiled and stuck up child. Flicking you hair over your shoulder, you decided to observe the room, yet again. The sins were all frozen, Diavolo kept fanning himself (he looked like he was about to faint), and Barbatos, shockingly, pulled out a very expensive looking decanter full of high end Demonus, and filled a wine glass with it.
The first to recover was, surprisingly, not Mammon, it was belphie. He started shaking, and just as you were about to ask if he was okay, he started cackling. By cackling i mean he sounded like an evil little witch. Tears were coming out his eyes, and he didn’t seem to be breathing. You would’ve been concerned if it weren’t for the fact that lucifer drilled into your head that demons don’t really need to breathe. Belphegor was still laughing like a maniac, rolling on the floor laughing, and the rest of his brothers stopped looking so frozen and just- stared at him in concern. Diavolo stopped fanning himself just to look at him with mild amusement and Barbatos just gave the youngest a side glance while sipping his third cup of wine.
‘That was- that was a nice joke MC, great joke even,’ Sloth said once he calmed down. Now, you are one human that has many feats any ordinary human would dare try, so, were you offended, yes, you were. But before you could give the cow a piece of your mind, Mammon said, in a daze of course, ‘Belphie, they ain’t lying bro. I can feel his magic all over them.’
‘Tell me EVERYTHING,’ both Levi and Asmo exclaimed, a glint in their eye reminding you that these two could very well end many careers if they felt petty enough to do so. ‘Alright lemme start at the beginning, my good heathens,’ you replied with enthusiasm, and swiftly taking the decanter away from Barbatos (he was on his thirteenth drink lord knows how he ain’t drunk), you began the story of your encounter.
‘– and thats how I got the King himself to obey me,’ you concluded. When you focused your gaze to them, diavolo, barbatos and all of the brothers apart from lucifer had a look of awe in their wide eyes, with Lucifer fanning himself with a peacock feather fan, yet a look of complete respect to you in his expression, even if you almost given him multiple heart attacks throughout the story.
Without a word, barbatos handed you a black and gold wooden seal with an intricate insignia on it, small enough to be attached to a keychain. ‘Whats this, Barbie?’ you asked, turning the smooth insignia around in your hands, feeling the little carvings in the seal.
‘A seal that can transport you directly to the demon lord’s castle, so we dont have a repeat of what happened,’ he replied, patting his cheek with the Egyptian cotton napkin you bought him, and somehow pulled out another glass of wine out of nowhere and drinking it. ‘As much as I’m glad that you have defended my lords name and honour, i don’t think we need a repeat of what happened,’ barbatos said, lucifer agreeing with him.
‘Man i can’t believe that you disrespected the KING HIMSELF and lived,’ asmo exclaimed, looking very much like he needed to run around and tell everyone he knew about this.
‘As expected of MC,’ beel said, munching a on a whole three tier cake.
‘I meaann, is it really shocking? MC has always been like that, they stood up to every one of us and thats got them pacts with us, so its not really that surprising. I wont be surprised if the king ends up wanting a pact with them,’ mammon said.
Whats suprising is you saying something smart for once mammon,’ satan snickered, causing the chaos to returning with mammon lunging at him, Belphie being dragged in and him dragging asmo, who dragged levi into the scuffle, yelling and shouting filling the place once more.
Finally managing to get the decanter and the glass of wine from barbie who pouted, he has a rEpuTAtion so he can and will deny that he did and noone will believe you, you took a piece of cake for you to just discard while you walk away with the frosting- srry ill shush now before almost being scared shitless by dia who materialised next to you.
‘Thank you,’ he whispered, a look of adoration and respect in those golden eyes. You smiled and nodded cus ya mouth was full and you have manners (i hope 🤨), squeezing his hand in reassurance.
Then all hell broke loose when you were dragged into the brothers’ scuffle, with asmo’s whining about his shirt and mammon holding satan in a headlock, and your whining when your hair got ruined by asmo holding you down, who said that if his hair’s ruined yours has to be too all while lucifer face palmed, and barbatos and diavolo snickering at him.
But despite all this, you smiled and thought, ‘i wouldn’t trade this for the world’
ℝ𝕖𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕕 𝕄ℂ 𝔸𝕌
So I know its been like ages, since this au [and since i posted and for that i am sorry] but you know how we have the replaced mc au that was going on for a bit, and how mc gets replaced by either a two faced person or a genuinely sweet person [though that was very rare in the ones I’ve read], and it takes them along time to trust the brothers again right? You know what I haven’t seen yet? The brothers being completely uninterested / weirded out by the person that’s meant to ‘replace’ mc [whether mc realises and is smug about trying hard to get the approval of them or not is up to you]
I think we’re forgetting how the brothers were like before they trusted us completely. They were all pretty closed off [mammon and asmo are whole other cases], especially lucifer. Plus the amount of times that mc almost, y’know, DIED, and the one time we actually did. I don’t think the brothers would be so quick to trust someone new that easily, especially belphie and luci. Also mc has pacts with all seven of them. ALL. SEVEN. Including lucifer and mr I’m-gonna-commit a-worldwide-massacre-cuz-humans. I think that goes without saying that they will do the most for mc and I don’t think they would follow a random person and be at their beck and call, unless they’re mc.
Damn… now I kinda wanna write something on this, should I?
Guys i just realised somthing. So we all know Thirteen right, and she a grim reaper, correct?
What does the thirteenth tarot card represent? Death. And what number is it? 13 (obviously).
What is Thirteen? A grim reaper, a being that brings death to you.
Isnt that awesome! The only reason I’ve figured this out is because of JJBA. So what else does that make her? A JoJo reference. Sicckkk
Guys am I the only one who does not like Diavolo at all? Like, he pisses me off. I remember that i used to like him, then at one point he said something to mc during the whole belphegor debacle in the og timeline (smth to do with how mc’s just a human and shouldn’t concern themselves with devildom matters) then i just stopped liking him for shits and giggles, then i ended up hating him frfr.
Also the fact that hes such a sneaky sly bitch, i get it hes the prince, he gotta have his guard up, but like, damn this guy can flip a switch and be manipulative as hell. Not to mention his in game avatar terrifies me. Like, he has the definition of the blue eyed stare, he just has gold eyes.
Damn i hate him
I was ready to joke about my Mc watching everyone celebrate Diavolo's birthday on her birthday until i opened the game
Happy birthday and happy halloween to me!
sadly i didn't get a "birthday" call from mammon, just the halloween call
What if MC turned into a frog thou, would Lucifer kiss it? I'm curious 😂
Lucifer : . . .
MC : 🐸
Lucifer : Are you absolutely sure that If I kiss MC right now they will turn into a human again? *Furrows eyebrows*
Levi : Yep!!! Absolutely! It almost always works in the animes, I'd say 70% of the time
Lucifer : That doesn't sound convincing.
Levi : A true loves kiss will break the spell, or—
Lucifer : No way, Beel here you go. *accidentally hands it to Diavolo thinking he was Beel*
Diavolo : . . .
Diavolo : *kisses the frog* I love you very much, please turn back to normal
MC : *poof, turns into human*
Diavolo : *smiles at them*
Lucifer :
Levi :
Levi : See?! i told you! Look who's the real man, lord Diavolo loved MC enough to give them a kiss!— wait a minute—?!
MC : In exchange for a pact with you I immediately give you my soul
Diavolo : *shocked* MC, No-! ! !
Mephisto : Deal. *Makes a pact with MC.*
Mephisto : *about to kill MC and take their soul* Goo-
MC : *gives Mephistopheles candy called ”My soul“* here you go.
Diavolo :
Mephisto :
Mephisto : *trying to process that he just signed his life away pretty much and got tricked*
Diavolo: Ahahah! *Sighs in relief*
Solomon :
Solomon : I'll use that...
Mammon : I made a pact with MC first! Why did ya idiots make a pact with em?!
Levi : I had to
Lucifer : I just did.
Belphegor : *flashback to when he killed MC*
Satan : Because I wanted to. *glares at Lucifer*
Beel : because they're MC
Asmo : Because of their power!!
Mephisto : I got tricked into it.
Michael : I wanted it
Diavolo : I had to do it if I wanted to be closer to them, otherwise I would have had almost no chance to realise my deep feelings for them and confess my love to them, I had to be close to support them through their hardships, I had to be able to protect them if they were ever in danger, therefore they ca—
Barbatos : My lord, that's a whole love confession right now.
Diavolo : I'm practicing... To confess...
Luke (grown) : I just guard MC?
MC : This has nothing to do with why you're all here, Why the heck are you all in my living room?! I understand why Luke is here but what the fuck guys???
Solomon : Weird...
MC :
MC : Where did YOU come from Solomon?!
Raphael : It appears we're all here
The demon king : Pests.
Mammon : I'm the first man!
Mephisto : I'm the best man!
Luke : I'M A GROWN MAN!
Simeon : I'm MC's fiancé and guardian And Luke, you're still a little boy
Luke : I'm not a little boy!
Asmo : UGHHH! I'M THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN.
Beel : I'm MC's man.
Belphie : I'm the boyfriend.
Lucifer : I'm the first husband.
Michael : I'm the better husband.
Diavolo : I'm the fiancé
Barbatos : I'm the royal butler and assistant of MC. Including their beloved.
Levi : I'm their best friend and otaku boyfriend!
Satan : *scoffs* I'm their favourite husband.
Raphael : I'm the new boyfriend
Mammon : JUST GO AWAY, MC DOESN'T WANT ANY OF YOU, MC DOESN'T WANT YA. GO AWAY
Luke : DON'T YOU DARE RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME YOU STUPID DEMON, I'M MC'S MOST BELOVED TREASURE AND FAMILY!!!
Lucifer : Someone get this dog to stop barking *Glares at Simeon*
Adin : I regret asking who you are
MC : *silently crying because they just wanted to watch TV*
Solomon : Did I mention I'm the best boyfriend?
Demons be like ; be careful not to wrong any of the human exchange students, one is a very powerful sorcerer and the other has pacts with all 7 lords of hell! They're very dangerous! They're also friends with the angel exchange students and the future king.
Meanwhile the demons & their friends ; Mammon was turned into a dog, AGAIN. Levi is sobbing on the floor because Luke keeps on beating him at some board game, Satan is trying to strangle Asmo for getting makeup on his book, Beel is eating the couch. Belphie is laying on the other side of the couch which Beel is eating. Lucifer is trying to stop the usual madness that is going on, Simeon is complaining about the couch, Diavolo is trying to start a sleepover, Barbatos is making food for all of these loud annoying kids.
The dangerous humans ; MC and Solomon have gotten into a physical fight with eachother in the kitchen while trying to help Barbatos cook and are now rolling on the floor and trying to slap wheat flour on eachother's faces while casting spells and using wooden spoons as swords.
Solomon : ...
Solomon : At this rate MC is going to make god fall in love with them.
Lucifer : No way.
Barbatos : ...They've already got : Lucifer, Lord Diavolo, The demon king, Michael, Thirteen, Raphael, Mammon, Mephistopheles, Leviathan, Satan, Me, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Solomon, Belphegor, And that guy from majolish, also Simeon.
Diavolo : *sighs* How is it even possible...
Raphael : ...
Raphael : It's because of their fluffy pink coat...
Diavolo : I don't understand how they got my father wrapped around their tiny....sheep...hoof?
Solomon : *muttering* Their fluffy soft pink sheep wool...
Luke : *walks into the room* Wah... Why are you all sulking?!
Lucifer : *slams fist on table and breaks it*
Lucifer : IT'S BECAUSE OF THEIR GODDAMN FLUFFY PINK WOOL!
Luke : *is terrified and screams*
Lucifer and Diavolo with an ice Skater fem!Mc
A/n: Sorry to the anon who requested the Daemon smut because sadly it is not in my drafts anymore and idk how because I really don't do anything just read and stuff. So sorry and just enjoy.
Pairing: Lucifer × fem!mc, Diavolo × fem!mc
Lucifer
Lucifer would be interested on what you can do in the ring especially if you do competitions. If they had a team he would be the one to tell you to join them because of the 'program' he would end up saying.
Do wanna know how flexible you are but nah his pride not letting him ask.
Would be the person to record everything when you both have a perfectly good relationship and him not having work. Which is a big chance since he kinda did pled his loyalty to Diavolo.
I don't see him as a person who want to skate at all. Mostly he would use his work as an excuse or just tell you he us going to kill you instead. (Beel come get your twin he already succeeded.)
Trust me if he falls and you offer help prepare to get rejected because his pride hurted waaay too much because of that. Definitely you laughing at him in secret while telling Satan.
Would support you.....half of the tem but if your grades go down because of that. Then you won't be skating no time soon even when you stay with them. No skating till your death but he can make sure to tell your kids about you skating. But leave out the part when he force you to stop.
Diavolo
He'll be the one who wants to try it but Barbie said no 😭. So instead he would watch from afar when he get his paperwork done along with the rest of his duties. (Get your work done Dia!)
Wondering how flexible you are but don't wanna ask if it offends you in some type of way. Poor guy don't want to make you sad or anything. So he would instead write to you about it.
He do record tho! He wants to boast about how good his exchange student is. Probably going around all devildom and talking about you (positive!). Mostly talk about you to Lucifer even tho you both live in the same damn house.
I don't see him as a Skater because he about to be king and all so that is out of the equation. But if he do skate with you one day he is going to make mistakes/be bad at it. But you will help him.
Will let you join the team if you want he doesn't care I'd you don't or do. It is your choice and I don't see him as that type of King that would force you to do something you don't want to do.
If you have children or stay in the devildom he would tell your children everything about you skating. Down to how you win competitions to how you was the only best one on the team.
We can ask for random headcanons?!?
Could I get a cute Diavolo one????
Ofc! These are actually really fun to do XD
‘n here’s two hcs but they’re more cute+silly jsjsjsj
Diavolo ‘hides’ behind you whenever Barbatos is telling him off for not doing all of his work before trying to sneak out. (or after actually sneaking out with you-) Even if you’re shorter then Diavolo, you’ll still protect him right? And it works too- because Barbatos simply can’t focus on that when he’s looking at you.
Diavolo once asked Solomon for some human world pickup lines to use on you and Solomon gave him the cheesiest ones possible-
“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
“Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”
“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”
Stuff like that and Diavolo fully believes they’ll work on you. You’ll have to explain that there are better pick up lines lolol
*At a tea party*
Mc: I had a strange dream last night
Diavolo: What was?
Mc: I was a mouse, in a bunch, a bunch of mice, in the hallway, until someone tall appeared and started trying to kill me with a broom, then I woke up
Diavolo: What?
Barbatos: I did something similar last night
Mc: Did you dream about the same thing?
Barbatos: No, i killed a lot of rats like that
Mc: And their souls came to torment me, why didn't they come to torment YOU?
Diavolo: They love you?
Mc: If they love me they will torment you from today
Barbatos: I'll leave a broom in each corner, just in case...
Valentine's Day Showdown
Doing a WIP based on the Valentine's Day Showdown event (aka I procrastinated a lot and waited until it was over) I realized that boys are true artists because I can't even draw a grimm or a rose, a starry sky or a planetarium, a book or my face, and they made it all in chocolate for the next day
Like???? How???? Please teach me
MC : Oh.. m-my ...God!
Diavolo: Don't say God's name when there's a demon f***ing you, sinful little sheep.
MC: It may not seem like it, but we humans value life, we know we won't always get it right
Barbatos: That's nice to say :)
MC: I mean, we can't change the past, but we can mess up the future!
Mephisto: Wait, what?
*desmotivational music starts playing*
MC: We don't get discouraged by today's defeat because there's more tomorrow! And everything passes, even if it's over you! :)
Diavolo: MC....are you ok?
MC: Have you watched Ratatouille?
Diavolo: No, why?
MC: I mean, the villain is a culinary critic, and despite being a sucker the entire movie to the end, I don't think he's wrong or mean.
Diavolo: I've never watched it, but it's an interesting point of view to get before you see it.
MC: I mean, he just doesn't want his food to be made by rats, is that a crime or something? Did Anvisa or the FDA approve this in the end??
Diavolo: What approved what?
Barbatos: The food made by whom??
MC: I always wondered what hell would be like, i always imagined fire, explosions, screams of torture and stuff like that
Diavolo: oh....
MC: But now that i'm attending the RAD i realized that my mentality was very innocent compared to that of demons
MC: Maybe the real eternal torture is having to go to school for the rest of your life with homework every day, classmates, teachers who want you to fail, no vacation, no graduation, no future guarantee, no dreams, no hope, no nothing
MC: This, this is demonic
Diavolo:.....
MC: So i noticed i'm kinda famous here on devildom since i created a deviltok and gained 1 million followers in 6 hours
MC: People keep saying I'm popular and powerful enough to make it to the presidency of RAD representatives
MC: But i don't think that popularity is the key to being a good ruler, humility, responsibility and respect from the people is the most important thing to be a good leader
Diavolo: That's a good thought mc i'm glad you can see that
MC, later on deviltok: So, i'm kinda running for election to be the representative of the RAD so vote for me or i'll have my demons beat you until your souls come out of your fucking bodies, guys 🥰