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Highly Quotable Satan Lines That I Relate To On A Spiritual Level

I made this post around two years ago and I just realized that this has Om! Satan vibes ☝️

I like debates, you wanna know why? Because debates are just legal and sophisticated roasting battles

Me at 1 am

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𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓲𝓯𝓮𝓻 🖤

"Remember, you're the puppet master in your life, don't let anyone else take control. The decisions they make for you are called opinions, the decisions you make for yourself are the only ones that matter. Sure, people can lead you towards a better decision but at the end of the day, it's still your choice. Choose wisely, sometimes you only get one chance."

𝓜𝓪𝓶𝓶𝓸𝓷 💰

"Don't listen to what they say. People always are out there talkin' trash about me. Ya know what I do? Ignore 'em! I know I'm handsome as hell, I know I'm as smart as I wanna be, I know I'm rich as hell! Well, sorta. My brothers tease me 'bout bein' stupid and scummy but, I don't care! Ya know why? Because I know that they love me deep down inside. They even said it themselves. Even though people talk badly 'bout me, I know I've always got the people I care about and that care about me. That, uh, includes you."

𝓛𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷 🐍

"My dream started off as an idea, nothing but a thought. But I realized, I had this burning feeling somewhere inside of me every time I remembered it. That's when that thought became my dream. Don't ignore yours. Aim to achive! That's what I always tell myself. No matter how big or how small that dream of yours is, it's still your dream. Now go get it!"

𝓢𝓪𝓽𝓪𝓷 ⛓

"The opinions of others don't matter unless you choose to listen to them. The person you are now could be the same person you're going to be in 10 years. Don't let them try to change you. I love you just the way you are, we all love you just the way you are. There's no need for you to cut yourself up to fit into the mould of perfection that society has created for those who create their own version of perfection for themselves. "Fitting in" is a stupid term, why should anyone change themselves according to the likes of others to get attention? Toxicity is the only thing I can say to that. You're perfect, don't change."

𝓐𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓾𝓼 ✒

"There's a difference between changing yourself for others and changing yourself to become the best version of yourself you could possibly be. Changing things like your bad habits and addictions are healthy changes. Think of it this way, have this picture in your head of the person you want to be. Do you have it? Good. Now think, how far away are you from becoming that person? How bad are their habits? Do they have habits? How often do they work out? What are their goals? What do they do for a living? Do they manage their money well? It's all these types of things that your dream self has under control that you may not. So, starting from today, work harder to become your dream self, whoever they may be!"

𝓑𝓮𝓮𝓵𝔃𝓮𝓫𝓾𝓫 🍴

"Everyone's hungry, some are more hungry than others. They've been starved of the love they need from others to survive. But, things will always get better. You have us, we'll always love you. If they say that you're not good enough, ask yourself if you're proud of yourself. Are you? You should be. Expectations aren't always supposed to be reached, they're just a hope. Yes, you should definitely aim to reach them but, don't give yourself expectations that are impossible to reach. Better yet, don't let anyone else give you expectations that are impossible. If you've been put on a pedestal that's so high that you can't keep your balance, jump down to a height you can stand up on. If you need it, the people that love you and care about you will hold you to help you keep your balance until you can stand on your own two feet all on your own. Believe in yourself, you've got this!"

𝓑𝓮𝓵𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓰𝓸𝓻 🔪

"There's so much to live for. Look around you, you have your hobbies, the music you enjoy, the games you always play. The bright sun that compliments the blue sky, the mysterious moon and the twinkling stars that light up the night sky. The things you watch, the jokes you laugh at, but most importantly, the people that tell you those jokes, the people that make you smile. These are the people you should keep close to you. They may not be around forever, they could leave at anytime. But, they will be replaced by better people. So, for the time being, keep the people you love close. Everyone will leave the earth one day, don't you ever dare think that your time to leave is soon. And don't you dare become the cause of your departure. You're not good enough? Lies. You're perfect, everything you do is perfect. Proof? Everyone who's still stuck around love you for being the way you are. They find you loveable. Think about it, would people who hate you really still support you? Exactly. You are loved, trust me. Who loves you? Everyone who's supporting you, everyone who's protecting you, everyone who genuinely cares about you. And, well, I love you too. Don't forget that."

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If you are struggling with something, reach out to someone and get help. If you can't find anyone in person, you can find people online. If you ever need to talk to someone, feel free to talk to me. I can't really do anything other than talking and I can't guarantee that the advice I offer is going to help/work because I'm not qualified but I'll still be here for you. I don't know you but, I love and support you. Take care of yourself and keep yourself away from toxic people ♡

I could never not reblog this cute nonsense !

“Special doesn’t even begin to describe it, actually. It’s no exaggeration to say that there is no one like ___ in all three worlds.”

“So in gaming terms, ___ is basically like an ultra-rare pull? Ooh…”

— Diavolo and Leviathan about MC (Chapter 37-9)

Woahhh there asmo what???

Obey Me Out of Context #53

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Satan: Maybe the MC thinks I'm too aggressive, moody and stressed?

Solomon: If that's why the kid jumped out the window when you started swearing, I don't blame them, you're a hot-tempered devil, majored in aggression with a PhD in stress.

Asmodeus: You're not helping

Solomon: Who said I was? :D

*At a tea party*

Mc: I had a strange dream last night

Diavolo: What was?

Mc: I was a mouse, in a bunch, a bunch of mice, in the hallway, until someone tall appeared and started trying to kill me with a broom, then I woke up

Diavolo: What?

Barbatos: I did something similar last night

Mc: Did you dream about the same thing?

Barbatos: No, i killed a lot of rats like that

Mc: And their souls came to torment me, why didn't they come to torment YOU?

Diavolo: They love you?

Mc: If they love me they will torment you from today

Barbatos: I'll leave a broom in each corner, just in case...

Mc: You must accept that i'm better than everyone here, above me just the sun, and just because i'm humble and let it stay there

Lucifer: Anyone here can be taller than you

Mc: Yes, because I am humble, imagine me, perfection in human form, better than all of you and still taller?? Y'all couldn't take it, thanks for being shorter, it's a merciful act

MC: Can I ask you a favor?

Solomon: Yeah sure

MC: When i die...

Solomon: Humm...

MC: Can u update my devilgram status saying "chillin with my bro Jesus"?

MC, arguing with Solomon: When I'm get older, you'd better stay FAR AWAY of my asylum, you old bitch!!!!

Satan: Who was the last person who made you cry?

MC: Why? Are you going beat him up for me or something??

Satan:….

MC:….

MC: I'm a tough sheep, a person making me cry is pretty hard ….. There are many other things that make me cry, for example, the last one was a book

Satan: Which one?

MC: The general mathematics book in the 9th edition

Satan: Is that in the RAD library?

MC: Yes?

MC: Satan? Where are you going?

Satan: RAD library

MC: I want to be as strong and stable as Beel is

Lucifer:....

Lucifer: I saw he drop a pizza and cry about ir for 20 minutes

Asmo, in Paris: Ah! The Eiffel Tower! One of the eight wonders of the human world!

Thirteen: Uh, no? It's seven wonders

Asmo: No, eight.

Asmo: Have you ever seen MC?

MC: So i noticed i'm kinda famous here on devildom since i created a deviltok and gained 1 million followers in 6 hours

MC: People keep saying I'm popular and powerful enough to make it to the presidency of RAD representatives

MC: But i don't think that popularity is the key to being a good ruler, humility, responsibility and respect from the people is the most important thing to be a good leader

Diavolo: That's a good thought mc i'm glad you can see that

MC, later on deviltok: So, i'm kinda running for election to be the representative of the RAD so vote for me or i'll have my demons beat you until your souls come out of your fucking bodies, guys 🥰

Barbatos: I love the way you reason, like that, fast!

MC, spreading mousetraps and poison: Well, actually I didn't even think about it! I thought, it's a dumb idea, but so what? I'm not the one paying!

MC: I'm a very mature person, if I'm wrong I'll apologize

Simeon: I never saw you apologize

MC: Cause I'm never wrong?

*after chapter 16*

Lucifer: What is the only thing I told you not to do this year?

MC: Not to die.

Lucifer: And what did you do?

MC: I died

MC: But it wasn't my fault!!

Belphie: Yes, it was!!

MC: Why???

Belphie: Human!!!

MC: This is not an accepted answer!!!

Mammon: Can you please stop with the suicide jokes?

MC: Don't worry, it will end soon

Mammon: What?

Simeon: Helpmyspacethingbarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative??

MC: Sure, but what does 'ternative' mean?

MC: Levi started making a living of him playing, I'm glad he's more confident with that, but I think he forgot to change the camera position, but then, who's going to tell him?

(From: Alanzoka on Youtube)

I spent an hour and a half drawing this, I don't regret it

I thought it was fun, that's it