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This man...

This smooth bastard...

How dare he be so adorable?!

I think I'm blushing, send help.


Just another beautiful day of annoying the love of my life.

Yes, I do have a death wish, actually.
This man scares me more than any of the demons ever did.

(my younger brothers used to do this when they were small, so this scene gave me horror flashbacks.)

I love you, neigh. You're my sexy unicorn, neigh.

If I WHAT?
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It most certainly the fuck is not, my dearest love, but I appreciate the concern.

Yes please, I would like my consequences now, please! *already taking off my clothes*
Ten minutes later...

Simeon, my shameless, darling idiot, have you perhaps tried not annoying him on purpose? Hm? you goddamn youngest child
Simeon's at it again...






I may or may not have squealed in delight when I saw him. Look how perfect he is! He's literally flawless. Adorable. Gorgeous. Wonderful. Resplendent. Incomparable. The incarnation of loveliness. *dies* (yes I do this every time I see Lord Diavolo whether he's in a stunning new outfit or not)

............I haven't gone to bed yet.
You know that moment when you're just minding your own business, listening to some music...and then you get an Obey Me notification and it's like:

This interaction still is my favorite


