omkookie

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Mammon : I Made A Pact With MC First! Why Did Ya Idiots Make A Pact With Em?!

Mammon : I made a pact with MC first! Why did ya idiots make a pact with em?!

Levi : I had to

Lucifer : I just did.

Belphegor : *flashback to when he killed MC*

Satan : Because I wanted to. *glares at Lucifer*

Beel : because they're MC

Asmo : Because of their power!!

Mephisto : I got tricked into it.

Michael : I wanted it

Diavolo : I had to do it if I wanted to be closer to them, otherwise I would have had almost no chance to realise my deep feelings for them and confess my love to them, I had to be close to support them through their hardships, I had to be able to protect them if they were ever in danger, therefore they ca—

Barbatos : My lord, that's a whole love confession right now.

Diavolo : I'm practicing... To confess...

Luke (grown) : I just guard MC?

MC : This has nothing to do with why you're all here, Why the heck are you all in my living room?! I understand why Luke is here but what the fuck guys???

Solomon : Weird...

MC :

MC : Where did YOU come from Solomon?!

Raphael : It appears we're all here

The demon king : Pests.

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3 years ago

MC : In exchange for a pact with you I immediately give you my soul

Diavolo : *shocked* MC, No-! ! !

Mephisto : Deal. *Makes a pact with MC.*

Mephisto : *about to kill MC and take their soul* Goo-

MC : *gives Mephistopheles candy called ”My soul“* here you go.

Diavolo :

Mephisto :

Mephisto : *trying to process that he just signed his life away pretty much and got tricked*

Diavolo: Ahahah! *Sighs in relief*

Solomon :

Solomon : I'll use that...

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3 years ago

MC : So, when I die... You will come pick me up?

13 : Yes.

MC : What happens after that???

13 : Marriage.

MC :

13 :

MC : I'm dying right now—

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