Thirteen Obey Me - Tumblr Posts

Where are the Thirteen fics??? EH? RIDDLE ME THAT??

Give me Thirteen angst

Give me Thirteen fluff

Give me Thirteen

Thirteen my beloved <3

Thirteen ☠

Mammon: Have ya seen Mc?

Thirteen: *sipping wine* Nope! Haven't seen em

Mammon: Then where are they?

Thirteen: In the kitchen? They did say they were hungry

Mammon: I just came from the kitchen, they ain't there.

Thirteen: Beezlebub was also in the kitchen

Mammon: *realising* Gotta f*cking go!

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Thirteen: He's gone Mc

*Mc popping out from underneath the couch*

Mc: Thanks! I can't deal with the brothers right now

Thirteen: *hands them a goblet* More wine?

Mc: Yes please!

yayyy girlieeee

He's going on a date 🤗

I just won this one and I love it

MC : So, when I die... You will come pick me up?

13 : Yes.

MC : What happens after that???

13 : Marriage.

MC :

13 :

MC : I'm dying right now—

5 year old MC

13 : I've decided to adopt MC.

Lucifer : No.

13 : MC needs an ACTUAL mother.

Lucifer : MC doesn't. And MC has enough fathers that could take the role.

13 : Oh?

13 : You mean 3 chaotic kids, one angry bookworm, one makeup obsessed chick, a giant who would probably eat them and one overworked "single mom"?

Lucifer : Did you just call me an overworked single mom?!

13 : You instantly got that.

13 : Anyway, MC needs an actual mom therefore I'm taking em with me.

Lucifer : As if I'd give MC to you.

Mephisto : *crashes through driveway with a car* HEY, I TOOK THE CHILD, LET'S GO.

Lucifer : ?!!!

MC : *happily sitting in the backseat with Raphael and waving at Lucifer* HI LUCI!

Raphael : ...

Lucifer :

Lucifer : *turns into his demon form*