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Aelin: Guess what, I have flaws.
Aelin: What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering.
Aelin: Occasionally I’ll kill someone. So sue me.
Aelin in Maeve's throne room during KoA: I should have burned this place to the ground when I had the chance.
Aelin during KOA: If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.
Aelin: I don't need you protecting me.
Rowan: I know.
Aelin: So, clearly what you're saying is you need me protecting you.
Rowan: Clearly. You know me so well.
Manon: Hey, how would you like your coffee?
Elide: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Manon: One glass of milk coming up.
Rowan, desperately trying to save Dorian: Highness, with all due respect, Aelin will kill me if I let you die, so I'm dead either way.
Dorian: A hot, scary fae with legs for days. Side note: I might legit be into Fenrys. But that’s for another time.
Aelin: If I had a nickel for every time I attempted to end my life by going on a homicidal rampage in chains, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
Fleetfoot: *barking*
Chaol: Aelin, please stop Fleetfoot.
Aelin: *starts barking*
Fleetfoot: *barks back*
Aelin: He says no.
Rowan: How petty can you get?
Aelin: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument with Lorcan
Dorian: What are you doing on the castle wall at 3am?
Manon: I could ask you the same question.
Dorian: I live here. This is my house.
Manon: I should probably ask you a different question.
Lorcan: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Rowan, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.
Aelin: I’m backkkkkkk.
Dorian: You died! I literally saw your dead body! You were dead!
Aelin: *Shrugging nonchalantly* Death is a social construct.
Rowan: Okay, we have to find a way out of here.
Aelin: Burn down the building.
Aedion: I have an idea, but we’re going to need a tugboat.
Rowan: Tugboats and arson, that’s all I ever get from you guys.
Aelin: Turns out I can be killed.
Dorian: You didn't know that?
Aelin: No.
Rowan: So will you be more careful, now that you do know?
Aelin: Mmm nah.
Rowan: Right, right, for a second I forgot who I was married to, let me get a sword...
Aelin: If you want my advice-
Dorian: No offense but you're the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your husband. Multiple times.
Aelin: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he also tried to kill me.
Rowan: It's true. It was mutual attempted murder.
Lorcan: Why am I the bad guy?
Aelin: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
Rowan: Stop saving the world and get a hobby.
Aelin: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Rowan does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
Aedion: If Rowan Whitethorn were to jump off a cliff, he would've done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Rowan jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Aelin: You jump off a cliff!
Aedion: Gladly, provided Rowan did first.
Manon: All of your existences are confusing.
The Thirteen: How so?
Manon: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.