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Elide: Uhh, guys, is that a dragon?

Aelin: This is Chocolate. He is here for emotional support.

Elide: In what way?

Manon: When he breathes fire on Lorcan, we feel positive emotions.

*Lorcan in the background running with his ass on fire*

Elide: Why do you have to be so tall anyway?

Lorcan: Would you prefer me on my knees?

Elide during KOA: I'm gonna make him pay for this. I’m not strong, but I know a lot of ways to destroy men emotionally

Manon: Hey, how would you like your coffee?

Elide: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Manon: One glass of milk coming up.

Manon: Elide, your husband, Lorcan, is a loser, Aelin and I both agree.

Elide: You do?

Aelin: No, uh-uh, I never called him a loser!

Manon: Sorry, I’m the one who called him a loser. Manon: Aelin called him a clown.

Lorcan, drowning: Help! 

Elide: Don't worry, I heard cowards float.

Elide: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.

Manon: I’ve only had Elide for a day and a half but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Elide: Will Aelin be okay? 

Aedion: She won’t be when I find her.

Elide: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? 

Lorcan: Several traffic violations. 

Aelin: Three counts of resisting arrest. 

Manon: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. 

Aedion: Also, that’s not our car.

Rowaelin Pregnancy Headcanons

I have also made some headcanons about the inner circle from acotar here

-A couple years after the war and hopefully with Maeve's decapitated head hung on the wall, Aelin decides she wants to start trying for a baby

-Rowan of course agrees

-Aelin "subtly" suggests it means more sex

-That's a lie

-She leaned over so her hot breath was tickling Rowan's ear and said "it also means more sex for you" and bit his earlobe

-They couldn't get to a bedroom fast enough

-Cue them trying for months and still nothing

-No baby

-Aelin starts to feel like maybe she's incapable of having a child

-Maybe there's something wrong with her

-Rowan wants to smack her upside the head for thinking like that, but instead opts for wrapping her in a hug

-Might I add the size difference so Rowan basically encases Aelin in his body

-He says they can just keep trying, then continues to bite her earlobe

-More naughty shenanigans, including touches under tables in inappropriate places, Aelin coming to bed wearing only socks, whispering dirty things in the other's ear in public, and a quickie in a carriage ride that emotionally scarred the poor driver

-One day Aelin runs up to Rowan in tears and he asks what's wrong and immediately grabs her arms assessing her for injuries

-"I'm not hurt you stupid buzzard" and she takes his hand, laying it on her stomach

-Rowan's knees almost gave out

-After a year and a half of trying they were finally blessed with a baby

-Rowan sweeps her in his arms twirling Aelin around, princess style, then sets her down to plant a kiss on her stomach

-Aelin grumbles about how she doesn't have a baby bump yet but is actually preening like a peacock

-They told the others together

-Aedion nearly fell out the window when he tried to lean back against the wall in his emotional state

-Lysandra shrieked so loud that guards came running

-Gavriel smiled at him and wished him good luck in fatherhood

-Fenrys clapped Rowan on the back and said the baby would be proof he had sex with the queen of Terresean

-Lorcan smacked Fenrys upside the head

-Elide hugged the queen and both of them ended up in tears

-Both were tackled to the ground by a ghost leopard that wanted to join in on the group hug

--Aelin gets awful morning sickness and Rowan holds back her hair as she barfs in a bucket while simultaneously cussing like a sailor

-Elide brings her some cool towels and saltine crackers to help

-Rowan thanks the gods for Elide in that moment

-Rowan can not stop touching Aelin's stomach

-He leaves kisses on the baby bump when it starts to form and Aelin says he's freaking her out with being all "mushy" but secretly loves it

-Rowan refuses to leave her side especially as the pregnancy progresses

-He's terrified of something happening to her after Lyria

-It's only because of that Aelin bares with it

-she still complains about what a stubborn overbearing bastard he's being, but he's her stubborn overbearing bastard

-Fenrys and Lysandra get into an intense stare down on wether the baby will be a boy or a girl

-Lysandra thinks it'll be a girl

-Fenrys guesses it'll be a boy

-with the help of Aedion they make a bet

-If Fenrys wins Lysandra has to shift into Lorcan wearing a lime green tank top and bright pink shorts and walk around the castle like that

-If Lysandra wins Fenrys has to get a pedicure, complete with nail polish the color or Lysandra's choosing and flower designs

-Lorcan doesn't know about this bet

-For my baby Fenrys' safety you better hope he doesn't find out

-The word gets to Dorian and he sends a trunk full of children's books to read to the child, his personal favorite being "green eggs and ham" by Dr Seuss

-Not recognizing this tale Rowan asks how eggs can be green and Aelin laughs herself hoarse

-Sartag and Nesryn send a gift as well

-A cute stuffed animal that looks suspiciously like Rowan's other form

-Aelin wants to go out with Lysandra and shop for the baby because she needs some time with her bestie

-Rowan insists that he comes with or Aelin shouldn't go at all

-Aelin relents saying that he has to go into every shop she wants to go in, and no complaints

-Rowan scoffs at the request, as if he wouldn't go into a store with her

-He nearly throws up when Aelin and Lysandra enter a store that is a death trap of the most absurd shades of pastels

-he doesn't want to see another onesie that says "I wuv hugs" for the rest of his life

-Aelin's food cravings sends the cadre on errands across the continent

-Because the baby absolutely needed peanut butter covered strawberries from Fanharrow

-When Aelin is in the third trimester Rowan starts snarling at everyone who even comes near her or says one thing with a hint of disrespect

-He even snarls at Lysandra but Aelin flicks him on the nose for it and tells him to cool down or she'll send him to sleep with the dogs since he snarls like one

-speaking of dogs FLEETFOOT!!

-fleetfoot follows Aelin around and makes sure she's okay and brings her "presents"

-Rowan did not find the dead squirrel in their bed amusing

-Rowan is constantly asking her if she needs anything, more chocolate? A foot rub? Help tying her shoe laces?

-Aelin takes the first two and smacks his hand when he tries to tie her shoe laces for her

-Alein starts feeling the baby kick and is nothing short of cranky

-Despite that she lets Evangeline feel the baby kick her stomach, much to the girl's delight

-Aelin doesn't show it but she's both terrified (but excited) about having a baby/being a mother

-Aelin confesses this all to Aedion because she doesn't want any more worry on Rowan's shoulders

-Aedion reassures her she'll be an excellent mother and the child will have the best uncle in the world

-Rowan and Aelin sleep cuddled together in bed

-including massages for her back aches and Aelin melts into pure bliss under his firm hands

-Luckily Aelin wears his oversized shirt to fit over her enlarged belly and not her nightgown

-Rowan always has a hand laid on her stomach as if to assure himself her and the baby are still safe

-Aedion is playing a game of cards with his cousin, because they're both awful at cards so it's an even match of go fish

-Rowan is prowling the room like a panther because she's so close to the healer's best guess of a due date

-Aedion gets her jack of spades much to Aelin's glowering

-Then her water breaks

-She doesn't even tell them until she finished the game

-"Oh yeah by the way my water broke"

-Rowan's head whips around so fast it cracks

-Aedion's jaw drops "What? Just now?"

-Aelin shrugs. "No about five minutes ago"

-"WHAT!"

-Aelin is rushed to a room filled with midwives and Aedion calls Yrene from her room to come just in case anything goes wrong

-He had sent a message a couple weeks before so Yrene was staying in the castle while Chaol stayed to help Dorian

-Rowan doesn't know if he's breathing as he's waiting for the birth to start

-Aelin is pale and sweaty gripping Rowan's hand for dear life as she goes into labor

-Hearing her scream of pain as she pushes out as Yrene instructed sends Rowan's protective instincts into a frenzy

-He hates not being able to do anything to help take away her pain

-The baby comes out after multiple pushes and Aelin sobs through it, cussing Rowan out because the fucking baby needs to be gods-damned born already

-Rowan sends all the power he can into Aelin, anchoring her to the world, to the him; with their bond

-Then Rowan hears a cry not from Aelin but from his newly born daughter

-Yep it's a girl

-Fenrys is getting a peticure

-Aelin stops sobbing and falls back against the pillows, panting with exhaustion

-Rowan cradles the baby in his arms and hands her to Aelin after being snarled at "give me my daughter you buzzard"

-Aelin looks down at the bawling baby with its scrunched up face and meaty hands but nothing could be more beautiful

-"her name is..."

AS THEY SHOULD 🫡🫡

In honor of me finally reading Kingdom of Ash, here’s what I think the core group of characters sexuality meters are:

Aelin: 60% attracted to masculine men, 30% to herself, and 10% to women that act like herself

Rowan: 100% straight (sadly, but like he had a whole cadre of beautiful men and never once thought about it? SMH) but also 100% approves of everyone’s sexualities. You could say you are attracted to large ships and he’d be like okay, good for you!

Dorian: 40% attractive to any person with a pulse, 60% attracted to people that can kill him

Manon: 90% attracted to herself, 10% to Dorian but like reluctantly

Chaol: 90% straight, 10% Dorian

Yrene: 95% straight, 5% Aelin

Aedion: 100% poly

Lysandra: 50% to Aedion and 50% to Wesley but never had felt anything towards anyone besides that

Lorcan: 100% Elide (anything he felt for Maeve was actually the feeling of desperation disguised as attraction)

Elide: 100% the most toxic ass people (She says she can change them and she’s right actually)

I LOVE THIS!! I don’t normally read friendship fics but this was perfection <3

Do Not Touch That Oven

hey @writtenonreceipts, happy birthday!!! you are such a talented writer and a wonderful person, and I hope you have the best day <3 here's some Aelin-Elide friendship fluff and shenanigans :))

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“Ells!” Aelin squealed, opening her front door for her best friend. 

“Calm down, Ace,” Elide laughed, giving her taller best friend a hug, “you literally saw me yesterday.”

“Oh, this isn’t me talking, it’s the caffeine.” 

“Hellas,” Elide snorted, heading for the kitchen with her bag of ingredients, “someone needs to hide the coffee from you.” 

“Someone isn’t here this weekend,” Aelin smirked. “He’s on the boys’ trip.” 

Right. The “boys’ trip.” Gods only knew why Rowan, Lorcan, Fenrys, Connall, Vaughan, Aedion, and Dorian had decided to go camping that weekend, but Aelin and Elide were dead fucking certain that they’d all come back hungover and probably bearing a few bruises, if they made it back alive at all. 

In the meantime, though, Elide was staying at Aelin’s overnight for their monthly girls’ night, and she’d brought the stuff to make cookies because Aelin had taken one look into her pantry and quickly decided to put her much wiser friend in charge of the shopping. The last time she’d been entrusted to go to the store, Aelin had hardly been able to find the few things on her list, returning with milk, eggs, and flour–which she’d been asked to buy–as well as twenty dollars’ worth of junk food. She just couldn’t help herself. 

Aelin followed Elide into the kitchen, perching herself on one of the high stools at the island. “So what are we making?” 

“Double chocolate cookies,” Elide replied, unloading a bunch of cooking ingredients onto the counter. Aelin had eyes for exactly one of those things. 

“Chocolate!” she crowed, tearing into the bag of dark chocolate chunks. 

Elida snatched it before she could grab more than a few pieces. “Uh uh, Ace, hands off!” 

“Bitch,” Aelin grumbled halfheartedly, fake-pouting. 

“If you eat them all now, there won’t be any for the cookies. And you like cookies with extra chocolate.” 

“Damn straight I do!” Aelin cheered up. “Shit, Ells, you know me too well.” 

“Fourteen years of friendship and that’s all you have to say?” Elide placed her hand over her chest. “I’m wounded.” 

Aelin snorted. “Yeah, yeah, no you’re not.” 

“No I’m not.” She pointed a wooden spoon at the taller girl. “Now get a bowl, this is your kitchen and you have to help somehow, even if you’re a disaster behind the stove.” 

“Rude!” But she grabbed a mixing bowl from a cabinet and slid it over to Elide. Then she grabbed her phone, setting her speaker up on a shelf so it wouldn’t get knocked over, and put on their joint playlist. 

The two of them made a bit of a flour and cocoa mess on the counter, what with singing into their spoons like they were pop stars and having a small bit of a flour fight, but the dough got made–with a minimum of Aelin swiping tastes–and scooped onto a baking sheet. 

Aelin checked the recipe card for the oven temperature. “Ells!” 

“What?” 

“We’re supposed to bake these at 375, right?” 

“Yes bitch, can you read?” Elide rolled her eyes, snickering. 

“Bitch!” Aelin threw an oven mitt at her. “Well we have a ton of cookies to bake and it’s going to take forever,” she complained. 

“So what are you suggesting…” Elide looked a little suspicious. 

“If we bake them at a higher temperature, they’ll be ready a lot faster, right?” She grinned, so damn proud of herself. 

Elide grabbed the baking sheet right out of her hands. “Do not touch the oven!” she commanded. “We don’t want the house burned down.” 

Aelin gasped in mock affront. “I’m not going to burn the house down!” she protested. 

“Mhmm,” Elide deadpanned, sliding the cookies into the oven and setting the timer. “You keep telling yourself that, Ace.” 

Aelin grumbled something crude under her breath and went over to the sink to help clean up the dirty dishes. She couldn’t let Elide do everything, even though she knew that if she left the dishes unattended, the petite girl just couldn’t help herself. 

The oven timer beeped ten minutes later and Aelin crowed with joy, hurrying over to take out the pan. Elide beat her there, swatting her hands away. 

“No touching!” she said in her very best mom voice. 

Aelin stuck out her tongue. “I’ll touch whatever I want to touch.” 

“Not with me, you won’t.” Elide winked lewdly, waggling her brows. 

Aelin, who’d just taken a gulp from her water bottle, spewed her water all over the kitchen floor. “ELLS!” she screeched, her face flaring red. 

Elide howled with laughter as she took the cookies out of the oven and put the next pans in. “You telling me I’m wrong?”

“Hell no,” Aelin returned, wiggling her own brows. “You better believe I touch whatever I want to touch when Rowan stays over.” 

“Okay, okay, enough!” Elide groaned, covering her ears. “Fuck, I did not need to know that!” 

“That’s what you get for oversharing about you and Lorcan,” Aelin teased. 

“Oh, trust me Ace, I’m not the one who overshares.”

“Right,” Aelin nodded sagely, “that would be Dorian.” 

Elide cackled as she transferred the cookies to wire cooling racks. “Damn straight.” 

“Which he is not,” Aelin declared, giggling helplessly. 

Elide laughed harder, almost dropping the cookies. “Makes for some interesting stories, it does, the kind of men he flirts with.” 

Aelin agreed. She finished up the dishes and strolled over to the cookies, swiping a warm one off the rack before Elide could smack her hands away. “Fuck,” she groaned through her mouthful, “these are so yummy, Ells!” 

“Save a few of them for the guys,” Elide reminded her as she stacked five more onto a small plate. “They’ll want their sweets too.” 

“Their sweets are right here,” Aelin smirked, gesturing to herself and Elide. “And you better believe they’ll get these sweets when they come home.” She winked broadly. 

And both of them collapsed into helpless laughter, wheezing at their own hilarity and their wicked wicked plans for surprising their boyfriends when they came back from their trip. 

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Beautiful 🥰

I love Elide and Lorcan  ❤️❤️❤️

Someday maybe I’ll come up with an artist rendition of what exactly Lorcan did since Sarah didn’t deliver.

Fenrys: Hey, let's all hang out, the seven of us!

Aedion: Sorry, I have to baby sit Evangeline.

Fenrys: Ok, so the seven of us minus Aedion.

Lysandra: I need to train to perfect some of the animals I shift into.

Fenrys: Well, the seven of us except for Aedion and Lysandra.

Lorcan: Elide and I are going on a date...

Fenrys: Ok, so the seven of us minus Lorcan, Elide, Aedion and Lysandra.

Aelin: Sorry man, but I've promised to hang out with Chaol and Dorian, they get bored without me.

Fenrys: Uhhh, so the seven of us without Aelin, Lorcan, Elide, Lysandra and Aedion.

Rowan: Count me out, I promised to go with Aelin.

Fenrys: Ok so the seven of us minus Rowan, Aelin, Lorcan, Elide, Lysandra and Aedion.

Fenrys: *Counts on his fingers*

Fenrys:

Fenrys: That makes me all alone, doesn't it?

“How’s everyone doing tonight?”

*Audience cheers*

Elide, in the back: Actually it’s been a rough few months.

Fanon Elide: Don’t hurt people. That’s bad. We should all be nice to each other. We should find a peaceful option.

Canon Elide: Go ahead torture him. Yeah sure I’ll spy for you. I mean I’ll fight in the armies if Aelin wants me to.

elorcan is actually the funniest fucking couple sjm has ever written because elide just fucking flames lorcan on any occasion despite the fact he could probably crush her like a grape

I love this 😢

Main Couples of Throne of Glass

Artist: @giannyfili

This is basically the scene

Incorrect TOG

Lorcan: I'm here to kidnap you.

Elide:

Lorcan: I've hunted you through the woods for weeks.

Elide:

Lorcan: Whatever magic you're carrying, I'll take it from your cold corpse if I have to—

Elide: You're my husband.

Lorcan: I'm your husband.