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Day 1 of writing Bonten men in "The Office" Scenarios
Ran: I'm just saying that you can't be sure you didn't steal my weed stash.
Sanzu: That's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me!
Ran: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.
Sanzu: I would remember!
Ran: Well how could you if it just erased your memory?
Sanzu: That's not how it works.
Ran: How do you know how it works?
Sanzu: Alright, knock it off! I'M interviewing YOU!
Ran: No, you said that I would be conducting the interview when I walked in here, now *dramatically slams his hands down on the table* exactly how much pot did you smoke?
Day 3 of writing Bonten men in "The Office" Scenarios
Kakucho: We are going to practice ABC, which stands for Airway Breathing Circulation.
Kokonoi: *Raises hand*
Kakucho: *sighs* yes?
Kokonoi: Okay well, see, that can be a little confusing because in sales, ABC means Always Be Closing.
Sanzu: You know, since I'm number 2, I think I should be teaching this health course.
Kokonoi: Sanzu, until your druggie ass can understand the definition of "health" I suggest you, respectfully, shut the fuck up.
Sanzu: *Sliding out his katana*
Kakucho: ENOUGH!
Day 5 of writing Bonten men in "The Office" Scenarios
Rindou:*Puts on his glasses as he does paperwork*
Sanzu: Hey Rindou, here's the report- *gasps* Oh my god...
Rindou: ...What?
Sanzu: Oh my god-what the hell is that on your face?
*Rindou confused as hell*: What's on my face???
Sanzu: Are you wearing a disguise or something?? You look awful!
Rindou:...
Rindou: Sanzu wtf, I'm literally just trying to see.