Day 3 Of Writing Bonten Men In "The Office" Scenarios

Day 3 of writing Bonten men in "The Office" Scenarios

Kakucho: We are going to practice ABC, which stands for Airway Breathing Circulation.

Kokonoi: *Raises hand*

Kakucho: *sighs* yes?

Kokonoi: Okay well, see, that can be a little confusing because in sales, ABC means Always Be Closing.

Sanzu: You know, since I'm number 2, I think I should be teaching this health course.

Kokonoi: Sanzu, until your druggie ass can understand the definition of "health" I suggest you, respectfully, shut the fuck up.

Sanzu: *Sliding out his katana*

Kakucho: ENOUGH!

Ran: *Looks over Rin's phone* Rinnyyyyy watcha starin' at?

Rindou: Nunya?

Ran: What the hell is-

Rindou: NUN YA DAMN BUSINESS, BITCH!

Sanzu: *starts laughing hysterically in the background*

Takeomi: I didn't know we worked with children...

Kokonoi: *Internally cringes* I want my brain cells back

Kakucho: *sighs while giving a disappointed dad look*

Mochizuki: *lowkey thought it was funny* Get back to work!

Mikey: I thought it was a country.

"I'm sorry for the long comment on your fic-"

Please don't be?? I mean, you actually take the time to write paragraphs about something I wrote?? It's so cool?? I cry happy tears when I get comments like this on my fics??

Here's to the people who write long comments on fics, you're one of the reasons I keep writing 💫

Requests Are Open!!

heyyy luvs 💛 I’ve decided that I will be officially opening up requests starting today. However, I do have some guidelines that are set in place, so please take the time to read them before making any requests! (dm me if you have any questions, I will be happy to answer them!)

➙ What I DO Write:

Headcanons

Oneshots/Short Scenarios

Reactions

Series

Fluff

Comfort/Hurt to comfort

Crack/Humor

AU

Inspired by

Fanfics

Trauma/disorders

Character x Reader (I mainly do female reader. I struggle a bit with gender-neutral, but nonetheless I'll do my best with gn)

Imagines

Blood/gore/death/Hurt/no comfort/Angst

SLIGHT smut (I'll usually leave off on a fanfic where the rest can be up to the imagination)

➙ What I DON'T Write :

Anything involving Smut/NSFW

Poly-relationships (I'm a bit of an inexperienced writer, so it's hard for me to pull this kind of stuff off, but this will change at some point)

Character x Character

Yandere (I'm still getting a feel for it, so this will change)

How Can I Submit A Request?

You can submit a request on my website or you can just dm me. Whichever is more comfortable!

(I’m still working out some things for my page to make it more organized but this is the best I can do so far lol)

Fandoms I Currently Write For (this will be updated constantly with new fandoms):

Tokyo Revengers

One Piece

Anything that hasn't been listed or mentioned, you can ask me to do and I'll put it into consideration, so please don't be afraid to reach out! Again, if there are any questions about my guidelines dm me, I'll be happy to answer all questions. As always, stay well and hydrated my luvs!

Y/N: I need your help. I can't tell you what it is and you can never ask me about it later, but we're gonna hurt some people.

*Bonten men holding up their keys and grabbing their glocks*

Mikey: So who's car are we taking?

Day 2 of writing Bonten men in "The Office" Scenarios

Sanzu: So, what did the doctor say?

Mikey: The doctor said if I can't find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die.

Sanzu: *ready to hug mikey*

Mikey: Touch me and I'll shoot you right here.