Day 2 Of Writing Bonten Men In "The Office" Scenarios

Day 2 of writing Bonten men in "The Office" Scenarios

Sanzu: So, what did the doctor say?

Mikey: The doctor said if I can't find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die.

Sanzu: *ready to hug mikey*

Mikey: Touch me and I'll shoot you right here.

I can only assume the worse for the poor soul that ends up on the blacklist-💀

Ready to help

A small crack cenario with the bonten guys and you asking them for help for something.

contains: swear words, implied killing, guns and hopefully stuff to make you laugh 🙏

that panel of rindou still cracks me up he so goofy💀

request

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You see the door that leads to Bonten’s little gathering room. You open it and breath out a relieved sigh to see every one of them there. It’s such a rare opportunity when they’re here of free will and not cause of another ‘investment’. You sit down beside Kakucho at the round table.

“I need your guys help.” You say out loud for everyone to hear as you pull out your phone. You see everyone gather around the table.

“What would you like us to do?” Kakucho asks from your right side, as he leans towards to peek on your phone, curiosity written all over his face.

“I need help with this guy?”

“Guy?!” Practically all the men around the table yelled that out in surprise, in disbelief and in utter shock. You look at all of them in disbelief.

“What kinda guy? A bitch?” Rindou who was sitting on your other side, asks as he peeks onto your phone as well.

“Is it a embodiment of cringe guy?” Now it was the other Haitani brothers turn to ask.

“A guy from our blacklist?” Mikey speaks up and everyone looks away from you to look at him. And then looks back at you with grins plastered on their faces. You clearly knew what was going through their mind. Being on the well known dangerous crime syndicate Bonten’s blacklist is asking to be completely wiped from earth in way or another. And knowing these men, they won’t hesitate to make that happen.

As soon as they hear you sigh, all of them look at you in surprise and wonder. Why are you sighing?

“All of you..” you start off and they look like they’re listening intently as if you were preaching about only the benefits there is to beat ‘bad’ people up.

“Shut the fuck up and listen.” You smile widely at them. Not in humour but as to come off passive aggressive and hopefully threatening. There is no way you can threaten these men but it’s worth trying. And all of these men took the opportunity to internally swoon over your smile, even though it wasn’t one of your genuine ones.

“This guy,” you emphasize on the ‘guy’ which everyone not so subtly, look like they’re shuddering at the mere sound of the word. They really do wanna be the only ‘guy’ in your life.

“Asked me out.” As soon as you said that, one after one stands up, adjusts their expensive white shirts and cuff sleeves and loads their gun. And you see how Kakucho was about to snatch your phone away from your hold before you manage to pull it back in time.

“Sweetheart, I want you to give me your phone.” He smiles, not his usual gentle smile but the ‘listen or it’s consequences.’ one and it should be terrifying to you but it isn’t.

“No.” You sternly retort and everyone stop adjusting their weapon holster to look at you.

“Why not?” Takeomi asks, exhaling a smoke from his cigarette and one brow raised, looking at you in subtle confusion.

“Because you annoying men need to properly listen.” As you say that, Mikey shrugs his shoulders and nods his head. “Go ahead.” He says.

“We are listening now.” Mochizuki speaks up and you continue on with what you’re going to tell them.

“This guy asked me out and I need your guys help to reject him.” And as soon as you utter that, everyone slumps down on their seat, loosening their tie, unloading their gun. You swore you heard someone ‘Thank God.’ You look at all of them in amusement.

“Thank the crime syndicate your brain is functioning properly.” Kokonoi places his palms together as if he’s praying to whichever god in the ‘crime syndicate’.

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Y/N: I need your help. I can't tell you what it is and you can never ask me about it later, but we're gonna hurt some people.

*Bonten men holding up their keys and grabbing their glocks*

Mikey: So who's car are we taking?

A Little Push

Pairing: Rindou x Reader

Genre: Pure fluff

Warnings: Strong language, slight suggestiveness, Ran being a menace to Rindou

Synopsis: It’s obvious to Ran that you and his younger sibling have feelings for each other, so he decides to invite you over for a movie night. However, he has other plans for the two of you besides watching a movie...

A/N: Here’s a little fluff with our shy cutie rin rin <333 Enjoy!

“Would you two cut it out, I’m trying to watch the movie!” You whine, pausing the tv as you shoot a glare towards the two brothers who were currently tangled with one another on the floor, blatantly trying to strangle one another. Ran had invited you to come over for a movie night with him and Rindou, thinking it was a good idea to get together and hang out for the weekend. You immediately agreed, since it had been a while since the three of you had spent time with each other due to the oddly high demand of time from their jobs. But more importantly, you saw it as a chance to spend time with Rindou. “What’s wrong rin rin, having trouble~?” the older haitani teased, easily pinning Rindou into a chokehold with a shit-eating smirk plastered on his face. “Fuck off!” the younger hataini grunts, despite being in the unfavorable position he was forced in. “Hmmm, and here I thought you were better than this. Are you really planning on losing to your big brother in front of a girl?” However, the older haitani had a way of meddling with his brother most of the time, while you were the peacemaker for the two. So it wasn’t a surprise when he got in the way of you trying to spend time with his younger brother. “Before you two go back to killing each other,” you sigh exasperatedly, fishing out your phone, “could one of you guys tell me the wifi password? I need to check on Teddy” “Check on who?” Rindou pipes up. “She’s talking about her boyfriend~,” Ran coos, harshly ruffling Rindou’s purple and blue locks. “Can it, Haitani,” you glare at the lanky male, before shooting a soft expression towards Rindou’s questioning stare. “I’m talking about my dog.” The flush in Rindou’s cheeks doesn’t go unnoticed by the older sibling, so he takes it upon himself to tease his poor brother a little more. “Oh? Rin, who did you think she was talking about?” Rindou groans, struggling to wriggle out of his brother’s hold, as he fights the warmth that continues to grow on his face. “S-shut up!” “By the way, you needed the password y/n?” Ran asks, throwing a nonchalant smile your way. “Yeah if you don’t mind?” you asked, offering your phone over to the purple-haired male. He shakes his head in decline, “no need for me to put it in, it’s pretty easy,” he smiles slyly, casting a mischievous glance to his wide-eyed brother. “Ran don’t you fucking-” “It’s y/n Haitani.” You froze, returning a questioning stare towards a mortified Rindou who was left on the floor, while his brother dashes off upstairs, leaving the both of you alone. “I-um, I-I can explain! I just..well-,” you couldn’t help the goofy smile that spread across your slightly lit face as you watched your childhood crush struggle to explain himself. As much as you didn’t want to admit it, you were glad Ran was such a cheeky bastard to his brother. Shaking your head you make your way over and knelt down in front of the rambling younger brother, who was too caught up in his explanation to even recognize your presence. How cute. Without a second thought, you cup his face with both hands, and quickly silenced him with a gentle kiss, slowly molding your lips with his own. For a moment, you didn’t feel him return the kiss and slowly pulled away, only to be forcefully pulled back. Rindou snakes an arm around your waist, pulling you closer as he cradles your neck, once again bringing your soft lips to meet his own. He licks the bottom of your lip, silently asking for entrance, and you oblige, allowing him to deepen the kiss further and letting him explore your mouth that he had craved for years to taste. Unfortunately, due to the lack of oxygen, you're forced to end the small makeout session as you gently squeeze Rindou’s shoulder, signaling him to let you breathe. He pulls back, slightly nibbling on the bottom of your lip before letting you go to admire your flushed features and your bruised lips as you take the opportunity to catch your breath. He brings a finger under your chin, and turns your gaze back up to him. “I love you Rindou Haitani, “ you confess, slightly breathless from his soft gaze. Returning your smile he says, “And I love you too, f/n l/n.”

Meanwhile: 

“So, how did your little plan go?” yawned Kakucho from the other end of the call, “did your attempt to play cupid work?” he asks. “You act as if I’m not doing him a favor,” Ran feigns offense, “besides I don’t want my brother to die alone~that’s too cruel.” “I can see why Rindou hates you.” Kakucho bluntly states. “Excuse me,” Ran gasps, almost taking what his fellow co-worker said to heart, despite it being the truth. “Don’t be so cranky just because you don’t have a love life. I should set you up with someone too~,” Ran muses at his tired friend. “I’ll shoot you if you do.” Kakucho groans. “Your loss, buddy,” Ran retorts, “But if you must know, it didn’t take long for those two to confess,” he smirks, “by the time I went to go check on them, they were already suckin’ each other’s faces off,” he cackles, smiling proudly to himself at the “good deed” he did for his brother. It was no secret to him that you and Rindou were crushing on each other. He always teased Rindou, and kept urging him to make a move on you, but Rindou was stubborn and, in his book, too much of a pussy to admit he had feelings for you. So, if his little brother couldn’t do it, he’d do it for him. And lo and behold, his plan had successfully exceeded his own expectations. Little does Rindou know, this won’t be the last of Ran’s plots. After all, it’s his job as the older brother to give his younger sibling the little push he needs, whether he likes it or not.

Day 6 of writing Bonten men in "The Office" Scenarios

Ran *shakes hands with child y/n*: Wow, you're so strong y/n! You're breakin' my hand!

Sanzu: *scoffs* There's no way she can be hurting you.

Ran: I- well she's got a firm grip.

Sanzu: Little girl. Come here.

*y/n face-to-face with Sanzu*

Sanzu: Shake my hand.

Y/N:...

Sanzu: C'mon kid I don't got all day.

Y/N: *gently squeezes Sanzu's hand*

Sanzu: Is that it?

Y/N:...

Sanzu: *turns to Ran* You're so fucking weak.

Takeomi and Kakucho: LANGUAGE!