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HAHAAHHA NOW IM WRITING A ONE SHOT ABOUT IT !! ASMO FUCKERS UNITE !! AHAHAHAA
don’t mind me just thinking about asmo doing my makeup and swatching 37 different shades of lipstick just put the lipstick on himself and cover me in kisses and leaving marks and hickeys all over me :)
i am so normal about this
AHHHH
he’s so fucking adorable
LOOK AT HIM ! SUCH A HANDSOME WITTLE GUY !
the lucifer plush is fully funded and releasing in october / november !! i can’t wait to have him in my grasp (つ﹏⊂)
i’m gonna chew on his skrunkly little feet :)
Levi: Hey, Lord Diavolo? Can I get some dating advice?
Diavolo: Just because I’m with MC doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
Lucifer: I trust Barbatos.
Simeon: You think he knows what he’s doing?
Lucifer: I wouldn't go that far.
Asmo: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Barbatos: Only if you also don't ask why.
Barbatos: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Asmo:
Barbatos:
Asmo: This one is fine.
Levi: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
MC: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Levi: Absolutely not.
thinking about lucifer and how badly he’d crumble if you held him. like, let him lay his head on your chest while you rub circles into his scalp and rub his back and massage his shoulders. he tears up, hiding his face as he nuzzles into your chest. he doesn’t want you to see but a couple of stray tears don’t go unnoticed. he’ll relax into your touch practically becoming dead weight on top of you. he’ll fall asleep fast and hard and will deny that he snores.
or, interrupting his work at like 2am, him probably six hours deep into paperwork, sitting at his desk. gently cupping his face and telling him he’s too good for this. too good for all the endless, tedious paperwork. too good for all the stress and the headaches. just holding his face and letting him sink into your touch. watching his face relax and his shoulders drop as he lets out a sigh of relief.
please i will never find love until this man becomes real.
beel kissing chubby!mc’s soft tummy after having a snack binge together.
belphie squeezing and kneading chubby!mc’s squishy thighs during their naps together.
beel and belphie and chubby!mc all curled up in bed. snacks are strewn about the surrounding area.
chubby!mc is on their back with beel’s head on one shoulder and belphie curled up with his head on their tummy.
both twins are mindlessly grabbing at chubby!mc in their sleep. one twin has a hand on mc’s waist while the other is groping their ass.
the three of them have always slept best together.
walking into diavolo’s office to find him sat on his huge desk chair, breathing heavily and his hair a mess, with his head thrown back. his cheeks are flushed and he has sweat settling onto his brow. his pants are haphazardly pushed down his thighs and he’s frantically stroking himself hoping to make quick work of his massive leaking erection.
looks like those pictures of you and lucifer had the intended effect.
Solomon: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million Grimm?
Mammon: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
MC: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Mammon: Good thinking.
Solomon: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Diavolo: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Little D. No 2: I got distracted about halfway through.
Barbatos: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Mammon: I was arrested for being too cool.
Satan: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Satan: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine.
Satan: i became more evil if you’re curious.
Asmo: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Satan: i’m going to get worse on purpose.
MC: Okay, truth or dare?
Levi: Truth.
MC: How many hours have you slept this week?
Levi:
Levi: ...Dare.
MC: Go to bed.
Levi: I don’t like this game.
thinking about lucifer with a size kink (totally not me projecting) and getting turned on by a short/shorter mc. like when they have to stand on their toes to reach something on a shelf or when they climb the counters to look in a cabinet. or seeing how their feet don’t touch the ground when they sit in most chairs. or how big things look in their hands ahem. he just thinks it’s so cute that it makes heat blossom between his thighs.
he loves to pick them up and lug them over his shoulder to carry them to his room. he loves how small they look on his bed, how small they look underneath of him. he loves the way he towers over you, his size caging you in.
now i personally headcanon luci to be 6’4 (yum) and thinking about him standing next to my 5’4 ass. just standing there all menacingly and sexy,,, zoo wee mama
Mammon: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
MC: Okay.
Mammon: And make out during the scary parts.
MC: Th-
MC: The scary parts…
MC: …Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Levi: Welcome, fellow idiots.
MC: Hello, Levi.
Levi: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot.
MC: You underestimate me.
MC: Beel, I'm sad.
Beel: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Mammon: Belphie, I'm sad.
Belphie, nodding: mood.
can the obey me fandom please stop being collective assholes to the fans that don’t want to headcanon the brothers as submissive, lactation-kink having, golden shower loving, cries-when-he-comes baby girls?? it’s okay to be into that, but not everybody is. that’s the fun thing about HEADcanons. it’s what each of us imagine that character liking/being like IN OUR OWN HEADS. HEADCANONS ARE FOR OURSELVES NOT THE MASSES.
if i see one more fuckin’ post like “omg if you don’t headcanon mammon as a subby little cry baby who loves piss showers you’re tasteless and vanilla and your headcanons are wrong /:” i’m going to fucking lose it
bitch i headcanon mammon as a shy dom and i’ll die on this fuckin’ hill. i don’t wanna headcanon him as anything else because that’s what I envision him as.
if people’s hc’s are vanilla, LET THEM BE VANILLA.
if people’s hc’s are kinky, LET THEM BE KINKY.
if people’s hc’s fall somewhere between, LET THEM.
my headcanons aren’t going to be the same as yours and vice versa. get the fuck over yourself
god this fandom is insufferable like 97% of the time
okay rant over !
♡⋆┆virgin!lucifer
tags. drabble | NSFW | MDNI
content warning. none?
a/n. this is much shorter than i wanted. oh well. i’m experiencing writers block hella bad rn. should i try and write the other characters too?
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virgin!lucifer whose hands shake and breath trembles beneath his cool facade. his nerves are in shambles and his head is swimming. you’re the first person he’s ever grazed like this, his hands flowing down the landscape of your figure. fingers dance on across your skin, nipping and pinching at your most sensitive areas.
virgin!lucifer who opts to keep his gloves on in an attempt to be sexy and entice you, but he’s really trying to hide how sweaty his hands are. he secretly hopes you won’t think him strange.
virgin!lucifer who is so caught up in your moans, gasps, and sighs that he hyperfocuses on every little thing his hands are doing to you, recording them to memory for safe keeping, so that he may always know just how to please you.
virgin!lucifer who tries desperately to be gentle with you, but once his cock is enveloped in your heat he can’t help but thrust hard, fully sheathing himself inside of you. he takes note of how your walls hug him, pulling him deeper as if to never let him go.
virgin!lucifer who whimpers and moans as he continues to thrust into you, his hands digging bruises into your skin. he’s quickly in his demon form as his control begins to falter. his balls slapping your ass, the sound of his thighs and yours connecting, the wetness of your abused hole all accumulate into an orchestra of lewd noise.
virgin!lucifer whose wings flick, flap, and twitch as the coil in his stomach pulls tighter and tighter as your walls squeeze him perfectly.
virgin!lucifer who can’t keep his eyes off of his cock disappearing into your cute little hole. he watches as a ring of white cream forms at the base of his cock, coating his balls. he hopes you’ll lick it off after he’s had his fill of your hole.
virgin!lucifer who cries out your name as he comes undone. hot, thick ropes of his cum fill your hole and seep out around his cock.
virgin!lucifer whose body falls forward, limp, sweaty, and heaving, caging you under his weight.
virgin!lucifer who pulls you into his embrace, pecking you with small kisses while shuddering quiet praises as he holds you.
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© moodyhaaze | 08•09•23 — do not repost, modify, plagiarize, or translate my writings. likes + reblogs appreciated.
cross posted on ao3.