Thinking About Lucifer And How Badly Hed Crumble If You Held Him. Like, Let Him Lay His Head On Your

thinking about lucifer and how badly he’d crumble if you held him. like, let him lay his head on your chest while you rub circles into his scalp and rub his back and massage his shoulders. he tears up, hiding his face as he nuzzles into your chest. he doesn’t want you to see but a couple of stray tears don’t go unnoticed. he’ll relax into your touch practically becoming dead weight on top of you. he’ll fall asleep fast and hard and will deny that he snores.

or, interrupting his work at like 2am, him probably six hours deep into paperwork, sitting at his desk. gently cupping his face and telling him he’s too good for this. too good for all the endless, tedious paperwork. too good for all the stress and the headaches. just holding his face and letting him sink into your touch. watching his face relax and his shoulders drop as he lets out a sigh of relief.

please i will never find love until this man becomes real.

Lucifer holding you in his arms,

Letting you know everythings going to be okay, you no longer have to face your problems alone, your problems are him problems, he uses his wings to rap around your body holding you tight promiseing to protect you from this harsh world and to always be by your side.

while it’s justified to complain about x reader fics taking up space in the main tags or people not using a read more, the conversation around it is so hurtful to people who read and write x reader fiction. The main problem here is tumblr’s tagging system and individual users not adhering to basic curtesy. Like there’s no need to insult people who self-ship and pretend that character/character or OC/character fics are inherently any better or less cringe. Labeling an entire subset of fandom, one which thrives on inclusivity, self-love, and overall body positivity, as cringe and awful, says more about you than it says about people who self-ship imo

HAHAAHHA NOW IM WRITING A ONE SHOT ABOUT IT !! ASMO FUCKERS UNITE !! AHAHAHAA

don’t mind me just thinking about asmo doing my makeup and swatching 37 different shades of lipstick just put the lipstick on himself and cover me in kisses and leaving marks and hickeys all over me :)

i am so normal about this

well it’s officially my birthday today and i’ll be spending it thinking about how badly i want an irl version of this cake and how i specifically want lucifer to give it to me

that’s it. that’s the post

❛ pet names ❜ — demon brothers

synopsis. pet names that the brothers have for the mc.

tags. headcanon | SFW | gn!mc

content warning. none.

a/n. inspired by this post. the absolute pain i endured to NOT put ‘kitten’ as satans. also forever begging tumblr to give us yellow font color because leaving mammon’s as white makes my soul ache.

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— 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐑

꒰ lambkin. ꒱

“come now, my lambkin, come to me…”

Lambkin is a rather Shakespearean term of endearment and that’s exactly why Lucifer uses it. It’s not overly affectionate or “vulgar” as Lucifer finds some pet names. He finds it sweet enough to convey a certain tenderness, but also respectful as to not dilute you to an object.

— 𝐌𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐎𝐍

꒰ baby or babygirl/boy. ꒱

“c’mere, baby, the great mammon’s got you.”

Mammon likes calling you his baby or babygirl/boy because, as we know, he’s highly possessive. Honestly, he uses this more than your name and he likes it that way. You’ll make his knees weak if you go out of your way to tell him your his baby. Man will melt.

— 𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐈

꒰ dear. ꒱

“oh, hey! …ready for our game night, uh, d-dear…?”

I don’t feel like Levi would be much for using pet names because he gets too nervous to use them and/or feels like he doesn’t use them properly. But when the mood does strike him he’ll stick to the basics like ‘dear’ and he almost always says it with a stutter and flushed face.

— 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐍

꒰ treasure. ꒱

“it’s like you were made for me… a treasure just for me…”

I’m a firm believer in MC and Satan truly being destined to meet given their connection through Lilith given the circumstances, so ‘treasure’ feels the most fitting. Satan’s never felt a truer connection and understanding with anyone but you. Almost like you were crafted, molded, made just for him.

— 𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐎

꒰ my love. ꒱

“oh, my love, you’re back! i’ve got a bath ready for us!♡”

Asmo is all about theatrics, so anything he can do to verbally and openly claim you as his, he’s all for it. And what’s better then claiming you as his love? He almost always uses this pet name as he’s squeezing you into a tight hug, dragging you to a bath, or when he’s curled up with you in bed.

— 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐋

꒰ sweetie. ꒱

“here, sweetie, i brought us some snacks to share.”

Beel calls you sweetie because he thinks it’s adorable and you’re adorable and it just fits, okay? It’s not the most original or cutest pet name, but he thinks it’s fitting after everything you’ve done for him. What could possibly be sweeter than helping his family come back together?

— 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐈𝐄

꒰ darling. ꒱

“get over here, darling, it’s nap time.”

Belphie is all about being short, sweet, and to the point. He chose ‘darling’ because it felt right so why would he put anymore thought into it than that? He uses it often but still prefers to use your name more because he finds your name beautiful. He mostly uses it when he’s caught you in his grasp and got you trapped beneath his covers, refusing to let you go until he’s satisfied.

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