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10 months ago

Alexandra: I hate talking about myself.

Maria: Get over it. I talk about myself constantly. Everyone loves me for it. I really am amazing.


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10 months ago

Alexandra: I'm fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm always tired.


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3 years ago

Paladin, who sees Hup and Deet approaching the gates to the Citadel: The All-Maudra is busy. If you do not already have a scheduled meeting with her, you cannot enter.

Hup: Not worry, have permit [hands Paladin a piece of paper].

Paladin: This just says "I can do what I want".


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3 years ago

Peggy: From now on we will be using code names.

Peggy: You can address me as Eagle 1.

Peggy: Steve, code name: Been There Done That

Peggy: Daniel is Currently Doing That

Peggy: Bucky is It Happened Once in a Dream

Peggy: Angie, code name: If I Had to Pick a Girl

Peggy: Jack is…Eagle 2

Jack: Oh thank god.


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2 years ago

Keith and Lance hungover from drinking too much nunvil

Based on that one scene from parks and rec

Keith And Lance Hungover From Drinking Too Much Nunvil
Keith And Lance Hungover From Drinking Too Much Nunvil
Keith And Lance Hungover From Drinking Too Much Nunvil

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5 years ago

Kaz: I have complete faith in you.

Jesper and Wylan: *leave*

Kaz: There’s a 70% chance they’ll both die.


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10 months ago

RJ: Okay, listen up folks. We have a security situation here. As you know, when we reach a location, I will be conducting a security sweep. Also from now on, we'll be using codenames. You can address me as Eagle 1. RJ: Dom, codename 'Been There, Done That' RJ: Fran is 'Currently Doing That' *RJ & Fran high-five* RJ: Lily is 'It Happened Once In A Dream' RJ: Casey, codename 'If I Had To Pick Another Dude' RJ: Theo is...Eagle 2 Theo: Oh thank god.


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