Source: Parks And Rec - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

Alexandra: I hate talking about myself.

Maria: Get over it. I talk about myself constantly. Everyone loves me for it. I really am amazing.

Alexandra: I'm fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm always tired.

Paladin, who sees Hup and Deet approaching the gates to the Citadel: The All-Maudra is busy. If you do not already have a scheduled meeting with her, you cannot enter.

Hup: Not worry, have permit [hands Paladin a piece of paper].

Paladin: This just says "I can do what I want".

Callisto: Penelope, you’re like an angel with no wings.

Penelope: So like…a person?

Peggy: From now on we will be using code names.

Peggy: You can address me as Eagle 1.

Peggy: Steve, code name: Been There Done That

Peggy: Daniel is Currently Doing That

Peggy: Bucky is It Happened Once in a Dream

Peggy: Angie, code name: If I Had to Pick a Girl

Peggy: Jack is…Eagle 2

Jack: Oh thank god.

Keith and Lance hungover from drinking too much nunvil

Based on that one scene from parks and rec

Kaz: I have complete faith in you.

Jesper and Wylan: *leave*

Kaz: There’s a 70% chance they’ll both die.

RJ: Okay, listen up folks. We have a security situation here. As you know, when we reach a location, I will be conducting a security sweep. Also from now on, we'll be using codenames. You can address me as Eagle 1. RJ: Dom, codename 'Been There, Done That' RJ: Fran is 'Currently Doing That' *RJ & Fran high-five* RJ: Lily is 'It Happened Once In A Dream' RJ: Casey, codename 'If I Had To Pick Another Dude' RJ: Theo is...Eagle 2 Theo: Oh thank god.

mj: someone will die

peter: of fun!