Source: Parks And Rec - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
Alexandra: I hate talking about myself.
Maria: Get over it. I talk about myself constantly. Everyone loves me for it. I really am amazing.
Alexandra: I'm fine. It's just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I'm always tired.
Paladin, who sees Hup and Deet approaching the gates to the Citadel: The All-Maudra is busy. If you do not already have a scheduled meeting with her, you cannot enter.
Hup: Not worry, have permit [hands Paladin a piece of paper].
Paladin: This just says "I can do what I want".
Callisto: Penelope, you’re like an angel with no wings.
Penelope: So like…a person?
Peggy: From now on we will be using code names.
Peggy: You can address me as Eagle 1.
Peggy: Steve, code name: Been There Done That
Peggy: Daniel is Currently Doing That
Peggy: Bucky is It Happened Once in a Dream
Peggy: Angie, code name: If I Had to Pick a Girl
Peggy: Jack is…Eagle 2
Jack: Oh thank god.
Keith and Lance hungover from drinking too much nunvil
Based on that one scene from parks and rec



Kaz: I have complete faith in you.
Jesper and Wylan: *leave*
Kaz: There’s a 70% chance they’ll both die.
RJ: Okay, listen up folks. We have a security situation here. As you know, when we reach a location, I will be conducting a security sweep. Also from now on, we'll be using codenames. You can address me as Eagle 1. RJ: Dom, codename 'Been There, Done That' RJ: Fran is 'Currently Doing That' *RJ & Fran high-five* RJ: Lily is 'It Happened Once In A Dream' RJ: Casey, codename 'If I Had To Pick Another Dude' RJ: Theo is...Eagle 2 Theo: Oh thank god.
mj: someone will die
peter: of fun!