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Gentle Deet

[ID in alt] // Reblogs are appreciated 💖

Happy 5th Anniversary to Age of Resistance, my beloved 💚

I drew this Deet last year and then promptly forgot about it. Don't ask what's going on with the streamers on her arm wraps, I had no idea what I was doing :')

Gelflings preparing for War ⚔️

Still hoping for season 2 ..Bring back the Dark crystal Netflix

I have no words to express how happy this made me. Not the rant about aging but the dark crystal references.

Okay listen I saw this post earlier and could NOT let this slide

Kylan to brighten up your day ☀️

Ngl he turned out so cute I'm not sure can I ever top this ; v ;

UrGoh: Please note,... we... do not... condone... violence-

SkekGra: Or at least not murder.

UrGoh: And, usually... not... violence.

SkekGra: We condone sending a message.

Is this not how this scene went? Quote from @incorrectdarkcrystal

Aughra: Brave Brian the Stonewood Gelfling.

Rian: How did you almost know my name?

Aughra: Aughra has approximate knowledge of many things.

Deet: That’s a wonderful thing you did for the other Gelfling. 

Hup: Hup not do it for them! Hup do it for Deet! Hup would kill for Deet. 

Hup (intense): Please ask Hup to kill for Deet …

Deet: No, Hup. 

Paladin, who sees Hup and Deet approaching the gates to the Citadel: The All-Maudra is busy. If you do not already have a scheduled meeting with her, you cannot enter.

Hup: Not worry, have permit [hands Paladin a piece of paper].

Paladin: This just says "I can do what I want".

UrVa: So, let's start by talking about the emotion you are feeling right now.

SkekMal: Stabbing.

UrVa: Stabbing isn't really an emotion. It's more of an activity that I hope you won't do to me. See, an emotion is more of a feeling.

SkekMal: Well, maybe I'm feeling stabby.

SkekTek: Do you know how many bones the Gelfling body has? It's 206. You start with 369 when you're babies but they fuse.

SkekTek: Wouldn't you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby?

SkekTek: What if I could help you?

Gurjin: Hi, yeah. What the actual, literal, GENUINE FUCK does this mean?

Hup: If Skeksis wanna get Deet, gotta go through Hup!

Hup, seeing skekMal charge at him: Wow, Skeksis probably gonna go through Hup.

Naia: We won't die. Because we have this. [points to chest]

Kylan: We have heart?

Naia: Heart? No. Me. I’m pointing at myself. I’m going to win this for us.

A Presentation For skekSil

SkekTek: Hello and welcome to my presentation on why you should go fuck yourself. Spoiler alert: it's because you are a piece of shit that no one likes.

SkekTek: But why are you shit? Were you raised this way or unfortunate circumstances to blame? No, you're just terrible.

SkekTek: Still confused? Of course you are, here's a pie chart that should straighten things up. Here's a quick visual aid and I think this next slide really drives the point home: fuck you, go fuck yourself.

SkekTek: Now this graph is really interesting. As you can see, it shows the number of people that want you to go fuck yourself over time. Of note, this isn't 99% percent of the population. This isn't even 99.999% of the population. This is 100% of the population. That's right, even you want you to go fuck yourself so what are you doing here? Go on, go do it now!

SkekTek: You may be asking, "does all this hatred represent a weakness on my own part? Could it be that nobody deserves to hear the words 'go fuck yourself' because every single being on the planet is worthwhile and a valuable member of society?" Ha! No! Go fuck yourself.

SkekTek: In conclusion, I want you to know that I don't really mean anything I'm saying here. I think you're good and ultimately, I don't want you to go fuck yourself.

SkekTek: Just kidding haha, go fuck yourself. Thank you.

SkekSil: Chamberlain don’t think Skeksis can mansplain, manipulate or malewife way out of it this time.

SkekVar: [cracking his knuckles]

SkekVar: Manslaughter it is.

Mayrin: And... why did you three get arrested??

Rian: We don't know.

Brea: It's not like we did anything wrong.

Deet, sighing: We were stopped while traveling, and when the paladins said “papers”, Brea and Rian yelled “scissors” together and told me to run for it.

Gurjin: Do you know why koalas aren't classified as bears?

Kylan: Because they're marsupials.

Gurjin:

Kylan:

Gurjin: [starts to leave]

Gurjin, mumbles under his breath: Because they're marsupials- NO, IT'S BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE THE KOALAFICATION.

Kylan: Some people give off a vibe right away, they’re like, ‘do not fuck with me.’

Kylan: My vibe is more like, ‘hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you’