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I took that as a challenge.
Meet your local witch, Edith!
personally i think the Dumbasses(TM) (ben, zoe, mike, chip, jawa, and erica) would have better luck with a witch on their side
Name: Sawyer Keller
Age: 16
Gender: Who Knows?
Pronouns: She/Her, He/Him, They/Them
Proficiencies: Keeping Secrets, Pushing People’s Buttons, Blade Wielding
How They Got Into Spy School: On paper, he passed a prestigious exam. In reality, it’s because of his fundamental near lack of emotion.
Extra Notes: He has a borderline caffeine addiction that he feeds with either soda or energy drinks
Sawyer Keller and his Relationships & Thoughts on the Spy School Characters
Ben: “I appreciate his compassion, but that’s gonna get him killed one day.”
Likes him, but like everyone else, he keeps Ben at arm’s length. Plus, the difference in how much they feel emotion is also something that Sawyer doesn’t like.
Erica: “I like her. She gets me.”
Thinks that Erica and him are cut from the same cloth. He knows how it feels to be low-empathy, so he gravitated towards her when they met.
Mike: “He’s a half-decent guy I guess.”
Doesn’t really care for Mike.
Zoe: “She has good taste in sugar.”
They bond over having a huge sweet tooth.
Murray: “I don’t see what’s so threatening about him. He’s nothing but a selfish brat.”
Looks down on him, passive-aggressively hinting his disdain for him.
Joshua: “There’s a special place in hell for you. How about I take you there myself?”
Absolutely hates his guts. Would (and could) kill him if he had the chance.
can we talk ab our spy school sonas/ ocs ? bc i have one, and i wanna hear ab yours
YES I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD EVER ASK
Okay so I have two main ones, Arial the Skeleton and Sawyer Keller.
I’ll cover Arial for right now, I’ll do Sawyer later
Arial is a lab experiment prototype. She’s only the final version because the scientist was murdered before he could continue. But before he died, he dropped Arial off in a small town in Canada. From there, it’s been extremely difficult. It was a poor town, so no one could afford to take her in. So she had to do a lot of things herself at a very young age. She never got a formal education until she was 15, when she went to community college. After she finished college, she went to work for a company. She considered her coworkers the first friends she’d ever had. And the company ran into trouble with the local mafia. So Arial watched as her friends got gunned down until she got shot in the head herself. However, since she’s a skeleton and immortal, she survived. And two years later, she went on a killing spree on that said gang. From then on, she left Canada, and her checkered past behind.
So, as you can tell, Arial is very violent. But it’s because of the nature of how she was made. The skeleton you see is not her real body. She’s really made out of a black tar-like substance that corrupts any organic life it touches. She uses her magic to keep herself together. If that tar starts to leak out, she’s starting to lose control of it. Also, if you fire a gun at her, combined with her violent tendencies and her trauma, she’ll turn into a beast
In addition, Arial is very apathetic. Since she’s immortal, why should she care? There’s no such thing as a once in a lifetime opportunity for her. She also doesn’t have many friends. She knows she’ll outlive them. So she tends to not take anything seriously. Because it isn’t serious to her. She knows that this is just a blip in the universe, insignificant in the long run.
She struggles with depression, given her past and how she’s living now.
She may seem like an uncaring, callous person, but if she considers you a friend, that means a lot. To her and you.
Feel free to ask questions about Arial in my ask box or in the comments!
Fun Facts about my OCs because I feel like infodumping today!
Arial:
-She appears to have a smaller mouth, similar to a human, when in reality, her mouth takes up half her fucking head. She just prefers to not open it up that much, so she looks less scary
-On a similar note, the white glowing eye lights in her eye sockets aren’t her actual eyes. She just uses those to express herself better (and to not terrify people)
-Her teeth are not human, they’re feline. And extremely sharp. If you put your hand in there, she will probably bite it off. Also, when she smiles around people she likes, she does a closed smile. But when she’s angry or she’s trying to scare you, she’ll show her teeth.
Sawyer:
-The reason he drinks so much caffeine is so he can actually feel something for once
-His hair is actually white-ish blonde, but he dyed it purple
-He has never cried once
Cecilia:
-She is actually only partially spider demon, only her grandparents are spider demons, her parents are human
-Her hands get sticky sometimes, that’s why she wears gloves a lot
-Her hair is made of spider silk
-She’s vegetarian, she gets her protein from insects
Sawyer and his Relationship with Lizzie
As I said in my OC ask post, Lizzie is a guardian angel. Her duty is to watch over Sawyer. But in this world, not everyone gets a guardian angel, only if you were made for a special purpose.
Sawyer is one of those people. He is essentially the human incarnation of karmic justice. (Karma) That’s why he’s fundamentally devoid of most emotion. That allows him to be a fair judge, with little to no bias. It also makes it easier to hurt or kill someone if it’s necessary.
Lizzie’s job is to make sure he doesn’t step out of line. Whether it’s because he’s not willing to do what needs to be done, or he goes too far. (He’s really good at his job though, so Lizzie never needs to intervene)
She’s also the only one that understands him. She knows he’s not a bad person at heart. She knows that he does care, he just can’t express it. Because she knows how he was made and why he was made.
Some very…questionable facts about Osseus (and their eating habits )
-They eat human flesh. Regularly. As a part of their daily diet. And they make no bones (ha ha get it) about where they get it either. They mostly get ‘em after morgues throw them away
-They can devour a steak in 2 minutes. A whole steak, raw or cooked
-They keeps the bones to chew on (gotta keep those teeth strong)
-Has the bite force of a bear
(You probably won’t die, depending on where they bit, and if they bit anything off. Unlike animals or humans, they don’t contain bacteria in her mouth naturally)
(I would still be careful. They eat shit straight from the dumpster sometimes)
Osseus the Skeleton in the Undertale AUs Pt 1
Now you may be thinking.
“Why are you doing this?”
Because Osseus used to be an Undertale OC and I want to take a moment to remember and build upon their roots :)
They typically drift to one universe to the other, but most of the time, you can find them in the original universe
They’re not aligned with the Star Sanses, but they don’t like the Bad Sanses. They disturb their peace.
Osseus is not a biological monster. They’re a successful, or the closest thing to successful, amalgam of magic and whatever Nightmare is made of, except a lot more potent. They were made by a human scientist
While not choosing to pick sides, they’re a lot more violent than some of the Bad Sanses, their goop (sorry, not sure what else to call it) being the cause of that
Osseus is very animalistic, quickly resorting to violence as a means to solve their problems
Their LOVE is extremely high, which puts a lot of monsters and Frisk on edge
Osseus the Skeleton in the Undertale AUs Pt 2: Relationships
Classic Sans: Their favorite, she relates to his daily struggles and he’s just relaxing to be around
Swap Sans: Tries their best to be supportive and energetic for his sake, but they get drained pretty easily. But when that happens, he’s always there for them. He knows his constant energy and pep can be exhausting sometimes. Their third favorite Sans
Fell Sans: They absolutely clown on him. Calling him a whiny edgelord without any real problems.
Ink: Sort of gets where he’s coming from, but they dislike him. They never feel like they can trust him with anything, especially not being honest or genuine. They’ll treat him with decency, but they don’t want to be around him
Error: Just chills with him. He’s really just tired of all the Sanses and AUs, so he’s exhausted. They always brings over snacks and watches his show with him.
Nightmare: They’re more powerful than him, and they know it. Constantly belittling and mocking him every time they run into each other. They’re only one Nightmare’s at least a little scared of. Remember, their malice is much stronger than his.
Dream: They’re physically sickened by his overwhelming positivity. They feel as though he pretends nothing is wrong. They actively avoid him at whatever cost, even if it means spending the next few days in another AU. It’s also because they’re very weak against light magic (and sometimes just light in general)
Fresh: A close second to favorite. They like to annoy and vaguely disturb the other Sanses right along with him. He also taught them how to skateboard and use slang words in the worst way possible
Osseus the Skeleton in the Undertale AUs Pt 3: Other Relationships
Flowey: Wishes she could stomp on him
Toriel: Really wants motherly love and affection, but she constantly pushes her away
Papyrus: Teaches him to cook a little, offers him guidance
Undyne: They’re rivals, often sparring (Arial holding back a lot of the time)
Alphys: She likes reading Alphys’ fan fiction, she finds it amusing
Mettaton: Mettaton likes to dress her up
Burgerpants: Secretly tips him a bunch of money. She gets the struggle of working part time
If I didn’t get to a certain character, I probably don’t have anything for that character
Osseus the Skeleton Age Chart
If you want, you can try and guess their current age in the comments
(Ignore the name on the image, it’s been updated)
Request a character in my asks and the space!
The characters can be from the following fandoms
-My OCs
-Geronimo Stilton
-Spy School
Quick Ozzy eye chart!
Basically, the smaller their pupils get, the more fucked you are
Request a character in my asks and the space!
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-My OCs
-Geronimo Stilton
-Spy School
My boys!!
The fic they’re from
My boys!!
Happy 32nd birthday and 5th anniversary of my favorite feral skeleton <3
Request a character in my asks and the space!
The characters can be from the following fandoms
-My OCs
-Geronimo Stilton
-Spy School