Some Veryquestionable Facts About Osseus (and Their Eating Habits )
Some very…questionable facts about Osseus (and their eating habits )
-They eat human flesh. Regularly. As a part of their daily diet. And they make no bones (ha ha get it) about where they get it either. They mostly get ‘em after morgues throw them away
-They can devour a steak in 2 minutes. A whole steak, raw or cooked
-They keeps the bones to chew on (gotta keep those teeth strong)
-Has the bite force of a bear
(You probably won’t die, depending on where they bit, and if they bit anything off. Unlike animals or humans, they don’t contain bacteria in her mouth naturally)
(I would still be careful. They eat shit straight from the dumpster sometimes)
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