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2 years ago
Feel Broadly Anhedonic Wrt What Happens To The Lotr License But I Do Think It Would Be Neat If They Could

Feel broadly anhedonic wrt what happens to the lotr license but I do think it would be neat if they could put like a smidge of their bajillions of God's own American dollars into faithfully adapting this scene.


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1 year ago
forlath - My Webcomics & Stuff…

Few people realize Tolkien predicted social media...


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4 years ago
Mairon And Curumo
Mairon And Curumo

Mairon and Curumo

Mairon and Curumo hate each other- like, wouldn’t-piss-on-you-if-you-were-on-fire hate each other. They only get along when explicitly ordered to, and even then they just end up gossiping about other maiar instead of being productive. Aule blithely ignores this and pairs them up far too much. Curumo actually figured out Mairon’s betrayal early, but no-one believed him.

Curumo is made of iron, nickel, and mercury, and his fana is exactly one centimetre smaller than Mairon’s, a fact he is mocked mercilessly for. 


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3 years ago

Things that happen in white council meetings- part two

-It's discovered that Elrond can speak valarin when Gandalf and Saruman are having a screaming match and he manages to shout over them

-Glorfindel attempts to hold a seance to try and get Finwe to appear to back up one of his ideas. It does not work

-Radagast holds a soup-tasting

-Thranduil crashes the meeting with wine and Elrond lets him stay out of spite towards Saruman

-Galadriel spends the meeting trying to covertly pry Maglor's location out of Elrond. Elrond cries a lot. Gandalf , Cirdan, and Radagast have popcorn

-Gandalf brings 'special' brownies. he does not tell anyone what's in them until after they've been eaten

-Elrond attempts to contact Morgoth in the void to see if he can get Morgoth to pick up Sauron instead of them having to deal with him

-Saruman starts picking apart Rivendel's architecture and offers his 'advice'

-Cirdan threatens to make a boat out of Saruman

-Cirdan calls the maiar 'young and inexperienced with the ways of Arda'


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10 years ago

There’s a reason the terms “polymath” and “Renaissance man” exist. Why a person can become a “legend”. 

THIS GREAT MAN, THIS AMAZING HUMAN BEING, WAS ONE.

LotR Trivia: Sir Christopher Lee had met Tolkien once, and even received Tolkien’s blessing to play Gandalf (he actually did, in a way-- Lee’s voice was mixed with McKellen’s when the Trio meet the White Wizard). He also read the books every year. 

RIPChristopher Lee

RIP Christopher Lee


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3 years ago

One my friend asked me:

How did Uruk-hai knew how the hobbits looked like? Did they attend some lessons or what?

One My Friend Asked Me:

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And here you will stay, Gandalf the Grey, and rest from journeys. For I am Saruman the Wise, Saruman Ring-maker, Saruman of Many Colours! "

'I looked then and saw that his robes, which had seemed white, were not so, but were woven of all colours. and if he moved they shimmered and changed hue so that the eye was bewildered.

And Here You Will Stay, Gandalf The Grey, And Rest From Journeys. For I Am Saruman The Wise, Saruman

Soo... Here's a shitty drawing of Saruman and the image that got into my head while reading this.... Yeah.


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BATTLE OF THE WEEK 1

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Team AVATAR

VS

Team TOLKIEN

1. Katara VS Arwen

2. Ozaï VS Balrog

3. Azula VS Gandalf

4. Korra VS Galadriel

5. Aang & Appa VS Gandalf & Gwaihir


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😂


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