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Sometimes you gotta stop worrying about being the smartest and funniest person in the room and just enjoy being in a room with smart and funny people

If you ever encounter a conspiracy person of any type irl, you can act like you've never heard of

their particular conspiracy

online communities

Don't start arguing with them headfirst, or tell them that they're wrong. Make them explain the entire thing to you from the start, and once they have, ask them where has this happened? Whom has it happened to? How do they know these people that have experienced this? Like was that their uncle or a co-worker or who exactly is it that has told them about these things?

And as soon as they mention online forums, just look at them with deeply baffled confusion, and as slowly as possible, ask "so you were told all this by... someone from the internet?" with the exact same cautiously incredulous tone as if they had just said they receive all of their news from a talking dog.

for whatever reason tumblr has flagged this post from a deleted blog as explicit so I can't even reblog it anymore which is a shame because it's one of my absolute favorites

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

ok but the way he's still kind of getting outcunted by the guy on the left

Maglor: The plan is kinda changing so we're gonna take you with us.

Elrond: Am I being kidnapped?

Maedhros: No no no no no

Elros: Can I leave?

Maglor: No.

what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

Said it a year ago and I’ll say it again.

Pirate all your favorite shows, movies and games while you still have the chance.

Oh, and never stop supporting physical media.

Recycled tumblr humor

ya'll who's up for group meowing

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

"Nelyafinwe "I walk on the side of Angband because it's Dangerous and you are all Little" Maitimo" I'M DYING that's literally what he does

Yes.

As a related aside, what is the Union of Maedhros if not Maedhros looking every people of Beleriand in the face and saying "We can go out to play dare Morgoth but only if everybody behaves, or we're going home. Fingon and I are in charge and if I hear any of you arguing with each other I'm turning this war around, are we clear?"

Too much praying directly to the Valar and not enough praying to their Maiar for their intercession

Proposition: to render the Feanorian dialect in English, we should by convention have (besides the relevant changes to Quenya words) them use in third person present verbs not -s but -th. Unleash all the Shakespearean doth and eateth and drinketh

"contract grading" "only 4 absences or you drop to an F" "in this class we will be teaching about disabilities. attendance is mandatory and i do not accept late work" "please respond to at least two of your peers in this discussion post" "people with autism need time to decompress in a classroom environment. your class is four hours long with a 7 minute break." "we like to let students learn the way THEY want to learn. please buy our 150 dollar textbook."

god gives his most niche fandoms to his most autistic warriors

You really gotta admire Sappho. She loved women SO MUCH that not only is her own name used to mean "likes other girls", but her whole island got it.

We say people are lesbians, because they're "from Lesbos". You know, the women-loving-women island.

Why is that what people think of when they think of Lesbos? Oh, because one woman was so gay that we're still feeling it two and a half millennia later.

That's pretty fucking gay. Good for her.

”this assignment will need to be worked on outside of class”