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Steve: You know what? Underneath it all, you’re actually quite nice.
Tony: Repeat that disgusting slander again and you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
Joss whedon, Kevin Feige, Marvel: look, I love all my avengers equally. Tony stark, Steve Rogers, THor Odinson, Hulk *looks at smudged writing on hand* Clock Basket, Nokia Ramen's off, Brace Banker
Tony: Tell him about the birds and the bees.
Bruce, to Peter: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
“Snapped? Snapped, Gamora? Let me tell you something, I haven’t even begun to snap. And when I do snap, you’ll know. Because I’m going to snap so hard that everybody in the world is going to feel it.”
-Thanos, probably
Bruce : You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol and you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. It’s science.
“Listen, Loki. You’re going to go through life thinking that people don’t like you because you’re a frost giant. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole.”
-Thor
Bruce : Do you want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?
Steve: Not really
Bruce: If the height of a step is off by as little as two millimeters, most people will trip.
Steve: I don't care. 2 millime--? That doesn't seem right.
Tony: It's true. I did a series of experiments when I was 12. Howard broke his clavicle.
Bruce : Is that why they sent you to boarding school?
Tony: No. That was the result of my work with lasers
I can’t get sick without thinking of infinity wars
Thor, Laying Next To Bruce Who Is Asleep: Nice.
Bruce, Still Asleep: [cuddles closer to Thor]
Thor, Holding Back Tears: N I C E
Grandmaster: So do you like being the little spoon or the big spoon?
Loki: I'm not a spoon. I'm a knife. And I'm going to stab you in the eyeball.
Thor: Can we please just talk about the giant elephant in the room?
Revengers: Your sexuality?
Thor: Were you sleeping with your knife?
Loki: Some people have stuffed animals. Others have knives.
Joss whedon, Kevin Feige, Marvel: look, I love all my avengers equally. Tony stark, Steve Rogers, THor Odinson, Hulk *looks at smudged writing on hand* Clock Basket, Nokia Ramen’s off, Brace Banker
Kid avengers AU but it’s like BNHA with a superhero magic class where they all live in dorms
Steve: You know what? Underneath it all, you’re actually quite nice.
Tony: Repeat that disgusting slander again and you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.