Listen, Loki. Youre Going To Go Through Life Thinking That People Dont Like You Because Youre A Frost

“Listen, Loki. You’re going to go through life thinking that people don’t like you because you’re a frost giant. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole.”

-Thor

I need an AU where Amadeus and Maddy cho are adopted by Bruce banner after Helen cho dies

Continuity in the MCU

Tony Stark: Riri Williams

Bruce Banner: Amadeus Cho

Natasha Romanoff: America Chavez

Steve Rogers: Rayshaun Lucas and Elijah Bradley

Carol Danvers: Kamala Khan

Clint Barton: Kate Bishop

Thor: Thor (Jane)

T’Challa: Shuri

Vision: Viv Vision

Wanda Maximoff: William Kaplan

Pietro Maximoff: Tommy Shepherd

Loki: kid Loki

Scott Lang: Cassie Lang

Sam Wilson: Joaquin Torres

Janet Van Dyne: Nadia Pym

Peter Parker: Miles Morales

Maria Hill and Nick Fury: Jake Oh and Maddy Cho

Bruce : Do you want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?

Steve: Not really

Bruce: If the height of a step is off by as little as two millimeters, most people will trip.

Steve: I don't care. 2 millime--? That doesn't seem right.

Tony: It's true. I did a series of experiments when I was 12. Howard broke his clavicle.

Bruce : Is that why they sent you to boarding school?

Tony: No. That was the result of my work with lasers

Steve: How did you get in here?

Natasha: The window or, as I like to call it, the "Natasha Door."

I am psyched

Cannot wait