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Midoriya: another story I heard about myself. this one happened in high school

Midoriya: there was this teacher from our high school whose son went to our high school

Midoriya: his name was Enji todoroki and his son Shoto Todoroki went to our high school and he was a sophomore, when I was a senior so he was 2 years behind me

Midoriya: now Enjii, was an asshole

Midoriya: and one day he and Rei decided to leave town, which you should never do if you're an asshole.

Midoriya: and Shouto todoroki decided to throw a party at the Todoroki mansion. Hooraaay!

Midoriya: and everyone around town heard about it and got up individually and thought "ok, let's go over there and destroy the place"

Midoriya: I walked into this party, everyone I had ever met was there and everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world. People were drinking like it was the apocalypse and Asui was coming to saw their legs off.

Midoriya: I walked into the basement, they had a pool table in the basement, one kid (Denki) threw his body onto the pool table and broke it in half.

Midoriya: Another kid (Bakugo) found out which room was Enji’s and went upstairs and took a shit on his journal.

Midoriya : So the party's going great. I'm in the basement and I'm holding a red cup (you've seen in movies) and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup, and I'm starting to black out. And all of a sudden I hear Tokoyami say "something something police"

Midoriya : and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled "FUCK DA POLICE! FUCK DA POLICE!" and everyone else joined in.

Midoriya: a hundred drunk, white children yelling fuck DA police. With the confidence of guys who have already been to jail and arent afraid of it anymore, like I SERVED MY NICKEL YOU COME AND TAKE ME confidence. But white children..

Midoriya: it turns out the reason that Tokoyami said "Something something police" was because the police were there!

Midoriya : and Officer Shota Aizawa looks over a sea of drunk toddlers yelling fuck the police in his face! And he was almost impressed! He was like woooow.... and he leaned into his walkie talkie and went GET THE PATTYWAGON!

Midoriya : and my sister Uraraka , who is now a mother, this woman now has a baby, she grabbed a forty, smashed it on the ground and yelled SCATTER!!!

Midoriya : and then we all ran in different directions. It was like that scene in Ratatouille where the humans come into the kitchen and all the rats run in different directions.

Midoriya: Like I ran into the laundry room and climbed out of a window and into the yard and there was this big chain link fence and I thought "I've never climbed a fence that high before!" And then I woke up at home.

Midoriya : on monday... I went to school, because that's what we did back then.

Midoriya : I walk into school and who do I see but Shouto todoroki . And he was like "Hey, were you at my party on Saturday?"

Midoriya : and I said no. You know, like a liar.

Midoriya : and he said "Things got really out of hand... someone broke the pool table...... someone took a shit on my dad's journal............ but the worst thing is, the worst thing is someone stole these old antique photos of my grandmother, and my parents are freaking out about it...........................

Midoriya: and I had that thought, that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel can have.

Midoriya: did

Midoriya: did I do that

Midoriya: I figured no....... I wouldn't have done that. But I was never sure.

Midoriya: until, two years later!

Midoriya: I'm playing video games with this kid named Shinsou who also went to our high school, we're playing video games for a few hours and then he says to me "hey c'mere, I wanna show you something."

Midoriya: and then he takes me to his bedroom, then he takes me to a side room off of his bedroom. Never a good thing to have.

Midoriya: and then he shows me a tiny room, that's covered wall to wall in old antique photos from different parties over the years.

Midoriya : and I said why???? Why do you do this???????????

Midoriya: and he said "BECAUSE IT'S THE ONE THING YOU CAN'T REPLACE!!!!!!”

Quick question we know that Dabi posted a video of twice being killed by hawks. But dose the video also included Dabi and Tokoyami fight? Because if so then the public would see Tokoyami almost die for his mentor and Dabi try to kill a literal child but they would also see that there are children fighting villains in a big fight.

My hero academia as things that have been said between my freinds #2

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Todoroki: Squirrels are scary

Iida: What?

Todoroki: There just everywhere

Iida: Are you ok?

Todoroki: Just watching

Iida:

Iida: I’m gonna get a drink

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Aizawa: I’m Gonna get drunk on water and take back my life with a package of number two pencils.

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*Playing a board game*

Kaminari: Bi the way let’s ace-ss the situation and Pan out are next move to win.

Jirou: How many puns did you put in there

Kaminari: At least three

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Todoroki: I’m gay

Midoriya: I’m bisexual

Shinsou: I’m Alive, not that I want to be but you know

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Eri: God gave me anxiety and depression because he knew if he didn’t i would kick his ass

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Shoji: Get therapy

Tokoyami: No

Shoji: Yes

Tokoyami: Anime is my therapy

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Mina:I want to be a fucking skeleton.

Sero: For the last ducking time you can dance with Dabi in fucking hell

Mina: Watch me

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Kirishima: You know I’m trying doesn’t that count?

Aizawa: No. not even close

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Kaminari: Teachers tell you not to make a mistake but when you do on a test your suddenly not allowed to anymore

Bakugo: You failed math didn’t you?

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Aoyama: Sending a picture of a bird with Barbie legs: I have ✨B L E S S E D✨ your eyes

Bakugo: You have also ✨B L E S S E D✨ my need to kill you

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Aizawa after grading his kids papers: I need a drink

Midnight: Bring two

Mic: bring one for me as well

Blood king: put vodka in mine

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Bakugo: I’ll kill you

Tokoyami: Fine but make it painful

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All might watching bakugo and Midoriya fight: I feel like this can go terriblely wrong or very good

Aizawa: Five bucks it gose terriblely wrong

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Midoriya doing a school servay: do you think about death a lot?

Midoriya liying because he Doesn’t want to talk to the school counselor: No

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Aizawa: your supposed to be the smart one

Midoriya: With all do respect I’m book smart not common sense smart.

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*Momo and jirou getting into a fight*

Momo: last week I saw you walk into a flag poll because you where on your phone!

Jirou: In my defense the poll should have moved out of the way!

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Where the hell are Tamaki, Denki and Tokoyami?!!! Are they alive and safe and they in comas? Where are they!!Tell me!

Midoriya: rules were made to be broken

Aizawa: yeah well bones weren’t

So almost everyone has regained consciousness and have signs of wakeing up soon. But only Midoriya doesn’t have any signs of waiting up. Witch means some of the other characters are still unconscious. (Or dead)

All might pointing at Midoriya hero notebook: why do you have a diary,

Midoriya : it’s to keep secrets from my computer

Midoriya to Todoroki: would you like to stay for dinner ?

Inko (from inside the kitchen) WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER!

Hawks: Well, that was fun. Just exactly where I wanted to spend my saturday night: at the police station.

Tokoyami: You always say you think I’m too well-behaved.

Hawks: Well, there’s a line, and it’s right before “police station”.

Tokoyami: It wasn’t even my idea!

Hawks: Even worse. If I ever have to pick you up from jail again, it better be because you took some initiative.

Aizawa : Hawks the official time for the internships is over. Tokoyami has to come-

Hawks [clutching Tokoyami desperately]: YOU CAN’T SEPERATE ME FROM MY CHILD

Tokoyami: Octopi could hug 4 people simultaneously, because god blessed them with the ability. But they don’t even hug one person, as they have made covenant with the devil. Any questions?

Midoriya: Where’s Shouji?

Tokoyami: He’s in a better place, sit down immediately.

some birds !

Kaminari: I turned out perfectly fine

Shinsou: this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Kaminari: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN THE TOASTER! AND YOU DIDN’T OUT THE BREAD IN THE TOASTER!

Tokoyami : There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet:

Class 1a:

Sero:

Bakugo:

Mina:

Shoji:

Everyone Else At Tokoyami’s Surprise Birthday Party:

Mina: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

“It might come as a surprise, but I used to get that a lot.” 

Pathetic Side?! WHERE???

So I was just reading the TUM with Midoriya, Tokoyami, and Kuroiro and I am here to share some of my favorite bits

ODD EYE IS HOT????????

When Kiroiro blushes his whole face turns red! How cute!

I wonder what Dark Shadow was going to say, I’ve never seen Toko so angry!

Up until primary school, what? I guess we’ll never know the darkness inside the darkest hero

Uraraka: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Todoroki : Okay, but what is updog?

Iida: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Midoriya : Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Jirou coming into the room: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Uraraka: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Yayorouza : That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Midoriya : You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Sero: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Kaminari: What’s a henway??

Yayorozu: Oh, about five pounds.

Todoroki: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Bakugo: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Todoroki: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING KAMINARI WITH ME

Kaminari bankrupt:

Midoriya, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.