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Kirishima: an Apple the day keeps the doctor away.

Bakugo: only if you through it hard enough

Bakugo: Kirishima , are you a painting

Kirishima: No?

Bakugo: cause I’d like to nail you against the wall

Kaminari standing near by: oh thank god I thought you were going to say you wanted to hang Kirishima

Mina: Are we really going to let Kaminari keep Shinsou ?

Kirishima : We kept bakugo .

Bakugo, to Kaminari : My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Kaminari , motioning to themself and Sero: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

Sero: Don't worry, I got a plan.

Kirishima : Alright.

Sero: TraitorSayWhat?

Kirishima : Excuse me?

Kaminari : What?

Jirou:

Kirishima

Sero:

Mina:

All of you UA:

Bakugo:

Kaminari : No wait-

Mina: Croissants: dropped

Jirou : Road: works ahead

Sero: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Kirishima: Shavacado: fre

Kaminari: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Bakugo:

Bakugo, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Todoroki: We need to distract these guys

Kaminari : Leave it to me

Kaminari : Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Iida, bakugo and Midoriya, *Immediately begin arguing*

Kirishima watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

Uraraka: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Todoroki : Okay, but what is updog?

Iida: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Midoriya : Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Jirou coming into the room: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Uraraka: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Yayorouza : That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Midoriya : You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Sero: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Kaminari: What’s a henway??

Yayorozu: Oh, about five pounds.

Bakugo: Where's Sero, Mina, and Kirishima?

Kaminari : They're playing hide and seek.

Bakugo: Where?

Kaminari : I don't think you get how this game works.

Kirishima: Whenever Bakugo’s mad at me, I go and tighten the lids on all of our jars so he has to get help from me.

[The sound of glass breaking in the background]

Kirishima: It hasn't worked yet, but it'll happen.

Kirishima: The sky looks beautiful tonight.

Bakugo trying to flirt: Wanna know who else is beautiful?

Kirishima, blushing: Who?

Kaminari, squeezing himself between them: Me.

Kirishima: you have lips and so do i .... interesting

Bakugo: i have fists and you have a face .... more interesting

Bakugo: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT

Kirishima: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Bakugo; What's that?

Kirishima : You've never had leftovers???

Bakugo: No, because I'm not a quitter.

Kirishima: So are we flirting right now?

Bakugou: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Kirishima: That doesn’t answer my question

Bakugo: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Bakugo, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Kirishima: But – that’s just a trash can.

Bakugo: It sure is!

Kirishima: If Kaminari and I were drowning, who would you save? Bakugo: You two idiots can't swim? Kirishima: It's a hypothetical question, Bakugo! who would you save? Bakugo: my time and effort.

Kirishima: When I found Bakugo it was like an angelic choir sang down from the heavens

Shinsou: And when I found Kaminari he was wandering outside a Walmart at 2am

Bakugo: So me and my friends--

Kirishima: Isn't the proper grammar, "my friends and I"?

Bakugo: No 'cause I'm self centered so I use, "me and my friends".

Kirishima:...