Percy Speaks - Tumblr Posts
All this drama of how people mark page numbers, but I have yet to see another person who just reads chapter by chapter and memorizes which chapter they’re on
remember that post going around about how cops will pop the hoods on their patrol cars to block the always-on dashcam while they beat someone up and was accompanied by a picture of 3 cop cars doing exactly that, and it got big enough that snopes stepped in to defend these poor defenseless officers, and their entire analysis was "this is fake because we asked those officers specifically and they pinky promised all 3 of them were raising their hoods to stop their engines from overheating", and then an actual auto mechanic stepped in and pointed out that popping the hood on an idling car in the southern summer sun would actually make the all-black engine block hotter? good times
Me, walking downstairs to take my antibiotics: YO NECESITO LAS DRUGAS
My sister: Yo necesito... you to put my pizza in the fridge
My dad, after getting off of an hour and a half phone call: Okay, so...
Dad: *points at me* introvert
Dad: *points at himself* introvert
Dad: *points at phone*
Dad:
Dad: Ouch.
My mom: Do you wanna go to a motivational-speaker thing that school is having?
My sister: That sounds like a waste of time.
Me: I don’t need motivation, I need cash money.
My mom: *Takes forever taking pictures*
Also my mom: Why are we so late?
My sister, eating bad salami: It tastes like if bologna dressed up as salami for Halloween
Me, rambling about Minecraft because it’s my current hyperfixation: Look at everything that I’m doing! Your world is gonna be so cool!!! I made you an infinite lava farm!!!! And a strip mine!!!
My sister, kindly letting me play on her computer because I was having withdrawals due to my broke-ass computer: Wow, very good!
Me: Okay, so you *points at eldest sister* are cottagecore, and you *points at middle sister* are city. So what am I?
E.S.: a basement gremlin
M.S.: well if that’s what you call her, I’m gonna give you a meaner name.
M.S.: sad bitch.
E.s.: yeah, we prefer the ‘spicy thoughts club*
E.S.: our uniforms are crushed party hats
My sister, filling out a form: ‘First and last name, please enter a number greater than zero’? What??
My sister, texting my dad: ‘What do you wanna do for dinner?’ Dad said, ‘cry.’
My sister: You can eat some of the brownies, just don’t eat the corner I just took a bite out of.
Me: No shit, dumbass.
My sister:
My sister: I don’t even have a response for that
Idk where to find it but I was thinking about that one post where the person was talking about playing a certain song whenever their mom was upset in order to cheer them up and I have since realized I do very much the same thing with my aux
Trying to figure out if my teammates are hating on Rapinoe bc they’re homophobic or if it’s bc they actually don’t like her play :/
Oh, haha, sorry I was unavailable all day, haha, I’m having an existential crisis and decided reading a 300k fic was the solution, haha, sorry
Looking at my old school IDs makes it so obvious what year Covid was bc you can clearly see my vitamin D deficiency OOF
I HAVE FINALLY WON
WAR IS OVER
MY MOM JUST AGREED TO SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT TO GET MY HAIR CUT SHORT
THREE YEARS
THREE YEARS I WANTED THIS
IT IS FINALLY TIME
CAN I GET A WAHOO???
Oddly thankful for the stress nightmares I get whenever I have to wake up earlier than 07:00, that shit startles me awake so bad I have no chance of falling back asleep and missing whatever it is I’m doing that morning
I get that stereotypes are bad and all, but if they don’t want to be stereotyped pickup trucks and blue cars should learn to drive better