My Sister, Eating Bad Salami: It Tastes Like If Bologna Dressed Up As Salami For Halloween

My sister, eating bad salami: It tastes like if bologna dressed up as salami for Halloween

I made some bee boy gifs :D

My sister, filling out a form: ‘First and last name, please enter a number greater than zero’? What??

Me: Okay, so you *points at eldest sister* are cottagecore, and you *points at middle sister* are city. So what am I?

E.S.: a basement gremlin

M.S.: well if that’s what you call her, I’m gonna give you a meaner name.

M.S.: sad bitch.

E.s.: yeah, we prefer the ‘spicy thoughts club*

E.S.: our uniforms are crushed party hats

Drop & Squish Collection by sand.tagious

My dad, after getting off of an hour and a half phone call: Okay, so...

Dad: *points at me* introvert

Dad: *points at himself* introvert

Dad: *points at phone*

Dad:

Dad: Ouch.