Me: Okay, So You *points At Eldest Sister* Are Cottagecore, And You *points At Middle Sister* Are City.
Me: Okay, so you *points at eldest sister* are cottagecore, and you *points at middle sister* are city. So what am I?
E.S.: a basement gremlin
M.S.: well if that’s what you call her, I’m gonna give you a meaner name.
M.S.: sad bitch.
E.s.: yeah, we prefer the ‘spicy thoughts club*
E.S.: our uniforms are crushed party hats
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