Online School - Tumblr Posts
Haha f*ck. Guess who has ✨e x a m s✨ in less than 48 hours and had literally forgotten everything in all six of their subjects? Not to mention it’s all online too. On google docs.
i hate online classes i hate online classes i hate online classes i hate online classes i h-
doing my school work early??? an excellent idea, and not very difficult, even!!! and yet,,, i am incapable
I don't wanna have a zoom meeting I wanna collect herbs with Merlin
The worst thing about online school is when you've got ADHD and that means your brain takes things in differently but of course all the work is only written out one way and you cant ask the teacher to explain it so you need to bother your friends and ask them to explain it and you've done that 5 times now. I have a feeling me and that person aren't going to be friends by the end of this quarantine becuase I'm getting more and more annoying. Fuck science and fuck my brain.
LMAOO schools are really out here like now pajamas in online classes, you don’t wear pajamas to school, do you?’ I constantly wore my pajama pants to school in both middle and high school and would, for not other reason than wanting to sleep in class, wear onside. Like, full animal onesies. Most of them were complete with like, a tail. So many people thought I was a furry until I explained I literally hated school so much I took naps in onesies in classes. So yes, online school, I do wear pj’s to school. Fuck off.
ONLINE SCHOOL to do list THIS week:
- do 10 math homeworks that I didn't do yet (really stressed baout that one)
- write a whole notebook of polynomal math (even more stressed abou that one) (btw when will I need polynomal math in life, I want to be a writer and an actress)
- understand math in general (hahaha yeah I know, this one is impossible)
- german test on 'I forgot which day' (ups... also don't remember a thing of last years german that the test is about)
- history test friday (yayyyyy)
- sociology test on 'haven't decided the day yet' (almost don't care at this point)
- read two chapters of Animal Farm and remember every single detail and write homework on it (five pages and two essays about two chapterssss) (completely care because I am reading another book and writing my own at the moment)
- be present on Zoom meetings and take notes (I have social anxiety and therefore hate showing my home and myself on camera)
- which comes with even more homework (drowning in work...)
- have extra Zoom classes because I have dyslexia ( 6 more hours of madness and not eating)
- have Zoom classes in the kitchen/living room, because internet doesn't reach my room...
- ...not eat until the evening because my mom can't make lunch because of my Zoom classes
- challenge exercise every day that I recieved from my sports teacher (would much more love to work out if it wasn't forced)
- go out on the sun so I don't turn into a vampire forever (won't do that cause I am runing out of TIMEE)
- cry (because of social anxiety, depression and stress school causes) (this just comes naturally)
- eat pills against my everyday migraines
- sleep because I have a lot of work to do and have to be focused
- not sleep because I have a lot of work to do
- worry about math, because I really don't understand and I really don't want to fail
- die because life will end with me going through this constant cycle of working for school, working for a job, working, working, working...
Online classes are funny
There they are, half of my class at school, trying to pay attention. And then there's the other half of the class, at home over zoom, doing everything except paying attention.
Teacher: "Can y'all hear and see me?"
Us: "I have no idea which class I'm even n right now. But sure, yes."
"can everyone see me?" Student: "...yes" Teacher: still hasn't turned on the camera
False: I do Khan Academy because is is assigned by my AP Stats teacher
True: I do Khan Academy for the energy points
When your Latin teacher has a huge man crush on Julius Caesar...
My teachers: You will be expected to complete your online courses with the same amount of integrity and effort as you would any other year.
Me: Well you see, Matthew, I have 54 missing assignments and a Brainly account that says otherwise.
Comment or reblog with embarrassing online school or work call moments.
I’ll go first. My school likes to have cameras on but usually it takes a bit of persuading, so as usual my physics teacher asked us to turn our cameras on. I have a habit of taking to myself and since I wasn’t close enough to the scream I sarcastically remarked “not now I’m getting paper”. To my confusion my teacher then repeated, “oh it looks like Sarah’s getting paper”. I looked at my screen confused and realised that my mic had not automatically turned off when I joined the call.
Could have been worse but still embarrassing.
Your turns
teacher in video: I'll keep this short
video: 15 minutes long (part 7 of 31)
boosting!! make sure to take care of yourselves you lovely gorgeous people!!!
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Two people laughing while on mute in a zoom call:
Me: they’re laughing at me they gotta be omg what is it am I ugly did i forget to wear a shirt what if they don’t like my couch did they hear me attempting to sing the third verse of Bohemian Rhapsody?
me: *absolutely stumbles over my words when the teacher calls on me in an online class*
me after muting: fuckin NAILED IT
zoom
ft. mic forgetting hagakure's quirk
...
present mic: cameras on please!
class 1-a: *turns cameras on*
present mic: hagakure! nice room, but we should see your face!
hagakure: *calmly unmutes microphone*
hagakure: i'm in front of the camera, yamada-sensei.
present mic: but i can't see you!
hagakure: i'm invisible.
present mic: that doesn't matter.
hagakure: i. am. invisible.
present mic: can you make yourself visible?
hagakure: *leaves meeting*
I do fully online school (about 7 years at this point) but um I'm concerned for my chem teacher. He just told me about two near death experiences in one call for a dba. He fell off a cliff in one of those stories... yeah I'm kinda in shock tbh and he brushed off so easily.