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Outsiders headcanons nobody asked for

Random stuff:

- Darry has a bunch of parenting books hidden in his closet

- he also used to like ice skating??

- Steve once threw up on Daly's foot, and then had to buy him a new shoe

- STEVE AND SODA ARE DATING FIGHT ME

- speaking of which, Soda was the one who asked Steve out

- Steve cried

- Dally's favorite color is ocean blue

- Dally cannot swim

- Steve is so proud of his tattoo and will bring it up at least twice in almost every conversation

- Pony grows up to be a literary critic

- he's good at it tho, so it's fine

- Dally canonically hates kids

- Johnny pretty much stays in Soda's old room whenever he goes over to the Curtis'

- Darry is everyone's therapist

- the whole gang can do some form of skiing/snowbording (Darry can ski, Pony can kinda ski, Soda snowboards, Steve skis and snowboards, Johnny can do a little bit of both, Dally snowboards, and Two pretends he snowboards, but he skis)

- Dally's French

- SODA DID NOT GO TO VIETNAM

- Johnny and Pony are dating (Johnny's pan, and Pony's bi)

- Two-Bit has a million little cousins and still has to sit at the kids table during family gatherings

- Dally tried cocaine once, but didn't want to sell his life away to "some sparky addict dust" so he never did it again

- Pony took French as his language course

- Soda likes fuzzy socks

- so does everyone, honestly

Sad stuff:

- Darry recognizes his need for therapy, but can't do anything about it due to lack of funds

- Soda cried himself to sleep for three weeks in a row after Sandy broke up with him

- but nobody noticed, bc they were too focused on Darry and Pony

- (after that though he and Steve started dating, so it ended up working out)

- Dally has severe abandonment issues

- his mother had died when he was 9, and when he was 14, his father took his sister and left without a trace

- that's why he moved to Tulsa

- Steve's father makes fun of him for his teeth almost constantly, and Steve smiles with his mouth closed now.

- Two-Bit is chubby, and extremely insecure abt it.

- hates being in pictures, mirrors, taking showers, etc.

- Pony gets severe depression after Johnny dies

- it gets so bad Darry took him to an actual professional physiatrist

- Johnny burst into tears because when Darry offered him a permeate place to stay in Soda's old room.