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Can someone please take all the elves from Tolkien’s works and give me a list of there heights because I’ve been curious as to how tall all of them were. If there is already a list please let me know. Oh and that includes the Valar and Maiar if possible.
So deliciously macabre.
the way nandor went from “i don’t care what the fuck your last name is” at the end of s2 to addressing Guillermo de la Cruz in the most solemn manner twice and even asking if the pronunciation was correct. oh my man is in so deep
I really love the idea of waiting a few more seasons for canon nandermo because I’m a sucker for a good slow burn. Plus I genuinely think that’s what they are gonna do. The role reversals. The deconstruction of the power imbalance. The YEARNING and the PINING. Yes it’s all coming together.
Baby you're cruel to me But you see I love it when you make me plead I want a scar that looks just like you 'till then I gotta learn to be a wiser fool
This fandom waiting for Nandor to say “fucking guy” every season:
he has zero thoughts in his head
what we do in the shadow s5
what we do in the shadow Spoilers (s5)
Can we just appreciate how much nandor, nadja and especially Lazlo has come from literally treating Guillermo as trash to noticing how Guillermo is sad and celebrating his (not) birthday. Even Lazlo literally being concerned for him cuz he was acting odd and talking to Nandor about it and even following him through out the mall to find out whats wrong, And nandor saying it’s because he doesnt get guillermo to do as much task as he used to, Nadja actually listening to Guillermo and saying that for his birthday wish they’ll try to blend in more, Nandor literally giving him a gift for his birthday and planning his dinner bday.
Like they all genuinely are taking interest or caring about guillermo in this season, can we all say that they would attend his birthday in season 1 or even initiate to celebrate his birthday? No. They literally talk about him when he’s not there, like even though they are making fun of him, its not as condescending as before, and also Lazlo bringing him up and thinking about what Guillermo said about not being there anymore.
All of them at the mall listening to guillermo that they’d stay where they are, when we know that if this was s1 they would’ve just told him to shut the f up or ignore him, and literally waiting until he turned his back to quickly roam around the mall. Like they’re legit trying to listen to him or show him that they are listening to him even though they won’t really do as he says is the funniest thing cuz even guillermo knows it’s useless trying to tell them what to do.
Like he was fine turning his wife into his companion’s/familiar’s boyfriend clone, sending him away, literally being rejected by someone he intended to spend his eternity with (Gail), but the moment Guillermo turns to someone to make him a vampire he’ll kill him as punishment which okay I can kinda get BUT then kill himself after??? Gurlllll
and he even said in such a serious way lmaooo
Okay, but WHYYYYY would Nandor say he would kill himself after killing Guillermo as punishment for seeking vampirism elsewhere??
Let's unpack that, Nandor sweetie. What exactly would be your reasoning for needing to kill yourself after having taken the life of your closest companion of almost 14 years?
HMMMMMM????
Also the fact that guillermo is "afraid" that they would find out after he knew how bad it was to be bitten by someone who wasn't his master, like idk it just seems like he just wants to be part of the squad and is more afraid he'd either have to kill them for self defense, bring shame on nandor, hurt nandor or like be kicked out of the vampire family.
Did Nandor forget Guillermo is a vampire slayer lmao, “I’d have to kill you” I’d like to see you try
Just a thought but is the reason Guillermo is having a slow transformation cuz of his Van helsing blood? or maybe its because of his guilt or as he said to nandor ‘wasnt ready yet’ to be a vampire thats preventing him from being able to fully turn into a vampire. Or maybe HEAR ME OUT maybe he somehow turns out to be like a new kind of vampire or something like if you think about it he really got the best of being a vampire without the weaknesses.
can we talk about how Guillermo tells bedtime stories to nandor probably on a daily basis??? like he tucks Nandor in his little coffin and just tells him stories. like how cute is that. But like its probably all off cam and the only reason we get to see it cuz the crew is more bold now or they just got more comfortable with the crew over the years. This really adds another layers to those time guillermo leaves..... and just how much of theyre relation progress and everything that we dont really see cuz they happen off cam.
im freaking excited for ep 3, hints of lazlo and guillermo trying to figure out whats happening to him, Nandor noticing but being a himbo he is completely missing the point on why theyre spending more time together, and possibly being kinda jealous. Sean’s pride parade and just More sean moments in general. Plus the Guide and Nadja’s progress.
Guillermo not having been to any pride event and slowly enjoying himself and letting himself loose on the pride parade, Guillermo holding a ‘gay guy” sign, guillermo in his lil rainbow scrarf and beanie is EVERYTHING.
I love Nandor’s thought process, like Guillermo didn’t even say anything about the space thing and just nodded along, infact it was Lazlo who was disagreeing, but in his head he was like Guillermo doesn’t believe me and therfore i shall prove it otherwise, so he went to space to IMPRESS Guillermo, then when he was up there, he was like “ Why did Guillermo make me do this?” like SIR IT WAS YOU.
Like he was convinced that Guillermo was being seduced by Lazlo’s intelligence rather than strength(him), so he started talking about how being strong is superior to being smart.
like Nandor dude you seem pretty whipped on Guillermo.
no thoughts just Nandor and his ‘eyyyy im bein’ gay over ‘ere’’ shirt, that he probably tucked or folded inside to make it a crop top...