Also The Fact That Guillermo Is "afraid" That They Would Find Out After He Knew How Bad It Was To Be

Also the fact that guillermo is "afraid" that they would find out after he knew how bad it was to be bitten by someone who wasn't his master, like idk it just seems like he just wants to be part of the squad and is more afraid he'd either have to kill them for self defense, bring shame on nandor, hurt nandor or like be kicked out of the vampire family.

Did Nandor forget Guillermo is a vampire slayer lmao, “I’d have to kill you” I’d like to see you try

I cannot stress this enough but hobbies are something you enjoy doing on your free time or something you willingly do for the purpose of your own pleasure and not something you are good at.

It just bugs me alot when people ask me what my hobbies are and i dont know what to say cuz im not good or exceptional at it.

"Oh you like to read you must be super smart or like idk finish millions of book in a week" like no i read either 5 books a month, one book or none at all. And i spend more time in ao3 reading about the same people until 3am than i do with a physical published book most of the time.

"Oh you like to draw or art you must be good at it can i see?" Unless you want to see my sketchbook with drawings doodles and random pictures that can be mistaken for a child and many many unfinished works with maybe 1 or 2 actually good art then on go ahead.

"Oh a writer you must be creative and have good imagination" whenever i plan to write i stare at the blank screen, and end up scrolling through whatever for inspiration and mostly ends up with nothing, and i haven't touched any of my wip for months now.

Its okay to suck at your hobbies. Hobbies are meant to be enjoyed first and foremost, not something you necessarily have to be good at.

Do something creative even if it sucks. Do something creative even if it sucks. Do something creative even if it sucks. Do something creative even if it sucks. Do something creative even if it sucks. Do something creative even if it sucks. Do something creative even if it sucks.

guillermo referring to his vampire turning as his „first time“ and then repeatedly mentioning how he had always envisioned nandor to do it, how he wished he would’ve waited for him to do it instead-

I WAS GONNA TELL YOU TO STEER CLEAR OF THE BRÉAKFÀST BURREETOHSS. TOO MUCH OF THE CHIEELAKEELEZ.

Its so freaking funny and sweet how when derek was gonna bite Guillermo, guillermo was like ‘yea nandor does all these nice things for me’ with a smile and cutesy way and looked at the camera and just stood there in silence expecting a long montage of nandor doing nice and sweet things for him to be edited, like idk if hes romanticizing nandor or he genuinely thinks Nandor has done so MANY good things for him to warrant like just standing there for some time, but the editors and crew did him dirty and continued to freaking show us in the next shot guillermo and derek just awkwardly standing there.

Lmao i feel like the crew was lowkey like “gurl what nice things he’s just acknowledging you as a human being now the bar is so low’

More wwdits s5 theory talk following ep1-2

The documentary crew has changed tactics 👀 It used to be when Guillermo asked them for a moment of privacy, they’d back off. (And then they’d try the sneaky way). Now they kept actively pestering him to get to the bottom of the story. We also saw something we never ever saw before: pre-roll film. They gave us a conversation between Laszlo and Nandor while setting up for an interview!

So here’s my theory: the series is reaffirming to us that this is a story within a story. That it has unreliable narrators. There are things the housemates do not share with the film crew, and I think this time, it’s going to be something big they’ll try to keep off the cameras. I think we’re going to be seeing a lot more sneaky footage in the future…

Also that moment where Guillermo alluded to the editing of all the good bits? The joke supposedly is that Nandor never did anything nice. Which is bullocks, I can think of plenty. However, If I was making that documentary, that would *not* be the place in the story where I’d be putting that montage in 👀